Describe the weirdest thing you saw this week

[Leopold Stotch]

just had a day nap, and i had most beautiful dream ever.

why weird? 1st dream in about a year + of nightmares.

you need to dream about me kicking some monster ***!!!!! i'll save you!

*Prepares for battle*

unless it's a spider. then, im sorry, you might be on your own..... unless.... we can put our awesomeness adn powers together and kick spider *** TOGETHER- with you doing most of the fighting while i kinda scream and take weak jabs. :\

[TurbulentTurtle]

Canada winning.

Too late, I already said that it wasn't out of the ordinary so it's already established how fantastic Canada is.

[jmervyn]

What with all the Canadian Spam, how about the 'stupidest' thing I heard about this week?

One of our employees repeatedly failed to open one of the folding cafeteria tables. Why? Because the other employee had her head stuck in the hinge mechanism.

[KillaMike]

you need to dream about me kicking some monster ***!!!!! i'll save you!

*Prepares for battle*

unless it's a spider. then, im sorry, you might be on your own..... unless.... we can put our awesomeness adn powers together and kick spider *** TOGETHER- with you doing most of the fighting while i kinda scream and take weak jabs. :\

i ll call on you when i ll have next nightmare (planned to be tonight lol)

[stillman]

Since dreams count, I had one where I attended a root beer 'workshop' or weekend course type of thing. There was this woman in a nice dress shirt demonstrating the proper tall glasses and methods of handling and serving root beer. It was all so serious, and I thought about the strange ways people make money these days. I had thought, what was I even doing here? I then realized I was Bruce Wayne (Batman) and I was compelled to take this root beer workshop to appear like more of a swank rich guy. ??

The next day, in real life, I was walking into work and a girl ran out and asked her dad what he wanted because he didn't say anything, and he says, "root beer". It's just strange because I had never heard root beer in years except on Burger King commercials.

But in real life, it would definitely be someone in the hospital digging at their fecal matter. Rough night. Then again, this is not really a wierd thing in the hospital...

[TurbulentTurtle]

What with all the Canadian Spam, how about the 'stupidest' thing I heard about this week?

Good idea.
I heard some Americans say that they have a good chance of winning the mens hockey game the other day.
The look on their fat faces after the game was as delicious as the beaver I was eating when watching the game.

[pancakeman]

Jesus Turb, how long do you plan to keep this drivel up?

[krischan]

Maybe until people stop replying.

[nurman]

.... was as delicious as the beaver I was eating when watching the game.

Details please!

[jmervyn]

Details please!

Rather, "pics or it didn't happen".