okay, so my brother works at a major retail store in the mall. this mall is located in a place where people are wealthy. He went to work at 10:30 Thanksgiving night. People lined up outside the mall and it was so long it wrapped around the corner and that was for one entrance. He goes into work, sets stuff up. The gate to the store wasn't up all the way before crazy women started to run in like "football players." They ran in, pushed, broke some of the store decor, ripped the clothes off of mannequins, jumped over the display tables where some clothes are neatly folded. He said it was completely nuts and he would do it again. Probably to "laugh at these damn crazy *****es."
you know, they should make shirts for the people that have to work on Black Friday and cater to these mad-*** people. "I SURVIVED BLACK FRIDAY AND ALL I GOT WAS A LOUSY SHIRT."
hilarious! I can picture the love handles flapping free, the jowls aquiver, armpits stained in the onrush, the thunderous pounding vibrating the light fixtures as the herd jostles in. Oh the humanity! And is anyone else slightly aroused by ripping clothes off mannequins?