can i have the griffons please? I'm making a new char and it is Javazone as u might know all my chars are gone apart from one and I cannot really MF with zealer pala (here you supposed to cry), so Javazone will hopefully make me go about my business in a fast and efficient manner as the time is very scarce these uneasy days I would also like to ask for that sexy vVerdungo belt 37/15. Which I will put on my zealer, and take Tgod off him for my java.
and as for that certain sorceress looking to improve her good looks with tiara, or diadem (tomAto, tomatO... who cares? )... what a bunch of nonsense, she would look hot even in skull cap or rockstopper with her sexy curves and everything. But my very manly looking Javazone (with a nickname MightyShemale which is aimed at fighting with her biggest shortcoming, i.e. being associated with a man) would surely need to show her ponytail in order to prove that she IS indeed a WOMAN
edit: sorry for all those endless edit's I'm being disrupted till no end....
I'd like a Griffon. Why should I get it?
First of all, a diadem would look way better on a refined sorceress that is actually used to wearing jewelry, as opposed to all those unkempt amazons posted above, running around, crying indignantly and throwing sharpened sticks.
Second, socketed with a facet, it'll provide a 3% boost to my killing speed (i'll skip the calculations, even though they might make an unprepared reader cry). A normal CS run probably takes around 5 minutes each so that makes -9 seconds per run. Taking my usual 10 runs a day that's 90 seconds! By the time I'm 87 years old, you will have saved me 547.5 hours of my useless and hollow life! (not counting leap years) Wouldn't that be an outstanding achievement, one you would remember on your death bed, and ask to engrave on your tombstone?
Originally Posted by Fish
and as for that certain sorceress looking to improve her good looks with tiara...
Diadem! It's a diadem, not a tiara! See what I mean? These amazons don't know first thing about clothes... No "tiara" would help with this.
Windforce and bramble armor!
The first one is for my mageazon (freezing arrow/immolation arrow/valkyrie). She currently uses a +6 skills bow and full disciple's set, but i'm a little disappointed, as she quickly runs out of mana.
The second one is for a rabies werewolf. Earlier this ladder i wanted to make the nightshade clan. It would be an account full of different types of druids, able to do everything in the game (mf, rush, ubers, etc). Thanks to other giveaways i managed to get full windy equipment, as well as equipment for a wolf fury druid. I managed to build a summoner, which was the funniest build of them all and now i could also make a rabies wolf!
I'm making a P&B Necromancer and he could really use it
I don't have good wands right now, unfortunately
A man just recently married a beautiful woman but had a problem: they couldn't really have sex together because the man came even before the woman got undressed. So he decided to ask his doctor what to do. He told him to masturbate before doing it, that should help. As he was driving home, the man thought where he should masturbate. At home in the bathroom? Nah. Finally, he decided to do it somewhere along the way. He stopped his car on a small hill and crawled under it, lying on his back, pulling his pants down, then he closed his eyes and started with it.
A few minutes later, a cop called out to him: "Excuse me sir, what are you doing here?" The man replied without opening his eyes: "I'm just fixing my car here, I'll be done in a bit." To which the cop replied: "Well, you might wanna start with the brake systems. Your car rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."
Bramble for me please! Ive tried to save up for one of these for my poisonmancer for about 2 years now and finally last year got my hands on a Ohm rune! The next day I logged in and with my final ist's I managed to trade a Sur rune! I couldnt wait! It was late that night and I needed a 4soc Dusk to put it in so I looked around a bit and the next day found one in a cow game. It was only 13%ED but I couldnt care less!
I teleport back to town with glee, open up my stash chuck the Ral rune in there then I go look for the Ohm rune...wtf its gone!? I log in and out thinking it was just my game I was in but alas it had poofed....I wanted to cry, cry so hard! Cry much more than when my hamster died or when my first girlfriend broke my heart and much more than catching my willy on my zipper! It was my first HR that ever poofed on me. I still had the Sur rune though so that day I MF like crazy and trying to sell everything I have for runes and PGS. I was still far far away from finding enough to get myself another Ohm and within a couple more days the Sur had poofed.
I had just wished I would have found these forums sooner in my life then maybe I would have had this Bramble I so want by now *sob*
If you didn't already know I'm blind in one eye. Some level 96 barbarian chopped it off with his berserker axe, stuck it on a shiny round silver thing - and then put it on his head for some reason?!
It has taken me years of detective work and recently I tracked that paladin down (he goes by the name darkhorse). So I took his Axe and returned the favour. I don't think we'll be seeing him any time soon...mwuhahahahahaha.
But it turns out he didn't have my eye anymore. The fool traded it for tons of tiny, useless rocks called Ist runes. How dare he?! Although I admit they are quite tasty
Well rawness, I am fresh out of ideas and I've heard that there is no better 'magic finder' (whatever that is) in the whole world; from tristram to harrograth there is nothing you can't find. So if you happen to find my eye somewhere I'd appreciate it (still got the axe so don't make me use it ).
The reason, you ask? It involves a lonely act2 hireling and the love of his life!
While traveling the world of Sanctuary with my javazon, he came to me and asked: "Mistress, my heart is cold and my hands are bare, can you not find for me something that brings joy and love?". I thought long and hard, poured over my notebook looking for a way to put him at ease, when i saw it. An ethereal Insight colossus voulge! When i presented him with this gift, his eyesfilled with tears, tears of joy and tears of misery. For in my excitement, i had overlooked the requirements one must match to become One with this great weapon.
And so here we are, looking for a helm both powerful and frightful, the face of Andariel...