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    IncGamers Member Dondrei's Avatar
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    Re: Help with showering

    Does he come in here every month and post that same gross story?




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    Re: Help with showering

    I lolled.

    There are pills to cure foot fungus. Expensive, but it gets cured. Pee before you get into the shower. Some girls think farts are funny, if she likes you it won't be a big deal.

    I'm sure she has some issues, too. Just think: she might have a smelly vagina. That is a much bigger problem than anything you have, sorta.




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    Re: Help with showering

    This post, sir, made my day.




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    Re: Help with showering

    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal_King View Post
    Seeing the golden trickle flow down into the water then seep past my feet into the drain was so satisfying and relaxing
    This is just great




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    Re: Help with showering

    Quote Originally Posted by TheOgreMan View Post
    Some girls think farts are funny, if she likes you it won't be a big deal.

    I'm sure she has some issues, too. Just think: she might have a smelly vagina. That is a much bigger problem than anything you have, sorta.
    bwa hahahaha!!!! i lol'd at that quote!

    bodily functions happen, that's all there is to it. it's her problem if she can't deal. lol, great post!



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    Re: Help with showering

    Here's a thought: maybe just don't do it when she's around? Unless you have some serious compulsions about it, in which case I'd say you have bigger problems than a girl hearing you fart.



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    Re: Help with showering

    All 940 of his posts are about the fictional green stuff.



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    Re: Help with showering

    so you mean you don't piss into the drain?you like piss on the wall away from the showerhead? weird




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    Re: Help with showering

    Quote Originally Posted by cralz View Post
    Here's a thought: maybe just don't do it when she's around? Unless you have some serious compulsions about it, in which case I'd say you have bigger problems than a girl hearing you fart.
    Good point. I didn't fart in front of my wife until we were married. Then anything went. The best was when she was pregnant and had morning sickness. Pulling the covers over her head after a nice silent one and watching her run from the room dry-heaving was a classic sight indeed. I don't dare do that now.

    Just remember, if she comes into the bathroom while you're sitting on the toilet, the romance is dead. To this day my wife tries to convince me that she doesn't poo.



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    Re: Help with showering

    Quote Originally Posted by Nektu View Post
    Pulling the covers over her head after a nice silent one and watching her run from the room dry-heaving was a classic sight indeed.
    Ain't no lovin' like giving her a Dutch oven!




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