Wands are Dumb

**psuedoenviro** · 23-11-2008, 05:46

I want to be a WD not an orchestra conductor.

I want a shriveled monkey paw. I want a chicken I hold by the feet with blood dripping from its throat while its nearly severed head swings. I want an elephant tusk that enhances my magic but can also be used to impale monsters with. I want a human spine with a enough connective tissue that I can use as a whip.

Sorry but a twig just is not going to cut it for this character.

**Rumford** · 23-11-2008, 12:34

Yeah, a bloody chicken on the back of the WD would be awesome.

**DemolitionSquid** · 24-11-2008, 23:33

Agreed on all counts. Wands are for Wizards.

**pcguy** · 25-11-2008, 05:48

How about a doll?

**Sass** · 25-11-2008, 19:18

Rubber Chicken with a Pulley in the middle?

Seriously, the monkey paw or something sounds nice

**Naja** · 26-11-2008, 05:20

Originally Posted by Sass

Rubber Chicken with a Pulley in the middle?

Dude, I was waiting for a Monkey Island reference somewhere!

**Mad Mantis** · 26-11-2008, 19:00

Not too many gamers these days have played Monkey Island.

**Guercio** · 26-11-2008, 21:49

The Butcher: "Aaah, fresh meat!"
WD: "I'm selling these fine leather jackets..."

I love it.

**teh_Thrasher** · 27-11-2008, 02:43

yeah wands were dumb in d2. i liked the wands in Guild Wars though. they had some use albeit smaller than other more physically damaging classes

**psuedoenviro** · 27-11-2008, 05:51

I can't see a guy in leaves using huge metal swords. A WD should be using more organic weapons. So here are more random ideas:

Gharbad's horn - magical and stabby
Fangskin's tail - whip with a sharp point at the end
Stormtree's thorned mace - woody and spikey