Vienna Sausage Beatdown...

[Gibbzilla]

“She stated Davis came back in and was upset that she had opened the sardines and sausages,” the affidavit states. “(The victim) stated Davis told her not to disrespect him in his house and punched her several times.”


This report on a battery charge is hilarious.

[SnickerSnack]

Yeah, and then he told the cops that she was there to get crack.

I'm guessing that either (1) he was strung out and flipped out when he saw that was she was bogarting his weenies, or (2) she did flip out but was smart enough to not tell the cops about the drugs.

BTW, did you find that on fark?

[Tanooki]

If he's admitting to crack, you can bet there was crack.