The Den of Evil Off Topics

[Apocalypse]

lol but you would probably be smart enough not to give it away in the den

[kestegs]

Are you saying you are not smart?

Or are you just trying to throw us off by SAYING you live in Georgia?

Hmmmmm

[MrFrye]

You're right, kestegs. Smells like a conspiracy. Or maybe he's just trying to throw us off the scent...

[kestegs]

Lets Lynch him and see if he's lying!

[Leopold Stotch]

OMG YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN BUSY. O.O I HAVE TO GO BACK MORE THAN FIVE PAGES! CUUUUURRRRSSSEEE Y'AAAALLLLL!!!

*shakes fist*

[MrFrye]

We're just trying to set a record for number of posts in one thread in 24 hours. What?

Lets Lynch him and see if he's lying!

You want to give him the David Lynch treatment? That's harsh. Even for Georgia.

[kestegs]

HaHa, yea we was busy! you should see the EMB though, I bet we put at least double over there. I think having all 3 of us on at once is trouble.

David Lynch huh? I'll have to check who the heck that is

[Leopold Stotch]

caps are allowed to be worn forwards and straight backwards. any other angle of hat rotation is reserved for teenagers and speds.

Had to go to the urban dictionary for speds...maybe I am old!

no, it's just his Aussie slang! XD

I always liked ushankas (your stereotypical russian hat) but living in south Florida makes their use rather impractical.

i have one of those! kinda.... it looks cute on me! ^_^

baby talk

yeah and now you feel bad! boom!
but seriously. after 3 days of labour they pulled callie out via the belly button(as i like to imagine it) all 5kgs of her. then jess insides were to tired to contract and do their business so she had heaps of internal bleeding. 4 litres of blood and about 5 hours later someone bothered to tell me what was going on. I just got left with the baby to wander the hospital. which IMO is pretty poor.

holy hell! O.O glad she's okay. i hate admitting this publicly because i hate admitting it to myself.... the maternal instinct is strong within me. :embarassed: i wish i could punch my uterus and brain and say, "No! quit that bull**** right now! Live your damn life and get your degree!" but kids warm my heart so much and i think about it in the back of my head everyday. this is a moment where i hate being female and having these gooey, maternal feelings in my stupid little heart....

so before things get too awkward around here.....

also i think i taught callie to swear. by accidnent of course

LOL! my first swear word was the f-bomb. :grin: proud moment in my life! XD

Party in the DoE! Didn't you know that?

How many new pages since you checked last?

OVER TEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet party at my house. I am leaving work right now expect to see you all there in about an hour

wee!

I think the connection was the scares bit. Oh btw there is a website called rate my poo (it is NSFW or for the forums). A friend used send us hidden links, his form of rickrolling

i have heard of it too! i actually think a friend of mine submits his photos to that site.... i've seen his poos. it really does look like an elephant feces-raped the toilet and left behind evidence.

I've heard of that site, but never been there. I always try to get my wife to look at my poos, since they are so awesome.

hold it in your hand.


or alternatively flush it just before you drop it. so it drops into settled water. then quick wipe and arrange the paper around it in a lily formation

LMAO!! OMG! you wrong!

[kestegs]

Well, you certainly proved you read it all!

Its pretty tough to stifle that parental desire, but give the uterus a good punch and let me know if it works out!

[Bad Ash]

This place is bumpin! Party on Wayne