The Den of Evil Off Topics

[corax]

the kid is doing it to me. aahhh

i once got my wife to high five herself in the face. it was good. i still bring it up 3 years later

[kestegs]

You should never let women forget things like that, good work.

[corax]

lol. i've decided to not do the housework. i'm shooting the baby with nerf instead. she keeps bringing them back to me.

[kestegs]

Good choice, kids are good at fetching.

[corax]

it's true. also at leaking goo. which makes me sad.

i shot her with the air powered one the other day. i won't be doing that again. just the normal spring loaded ones from now on. cos i'm a good father

[kestegs]

That's nice...

*gives corax award for shooting kid*

[corax]

hooray!

*gives kegs award for........umm.......having a hat*

[kestegs]

Thanks, I will treasure that forever.

* Throws award in the trash when corax isn't looking*

[MrFrye]

I'm not sure (yet) what I deserve an award for, but if you decide to give me one, make sure it's shaped like a unicorn. I'll treasure it forever.

[kestegs]

This is for not being ashamed of liking unicorns.

*gives Frye award shaped like a unicorn *