The Noodle Compound

**LozHinge the Unhinged** · 29-04-2012, 20:20

Nope, that's not all I want to do with 'em. Mr Smartyman.

**kestegs** · 29-04-2012, 20:42

Bugles are a nice food, don't use them for your evil purposes.

**Jcakes** · 30-04-2012, 00:54

Originally Posted by Pyrotechnician

Well, I see it this way. The odds of kegs winning is 1:100. Therefore I'm going to bet $100 on Noodle, and then hedge my bet with a $1 bet on stegs.

I think you are overestimating kegs chance, I put it at more like 1:1000 (the odds of a rug defect).

**kestegs** · 30-04-2012, 01:20

You forgot to factor in my rug munching powers.

**Pyrotechnician** · 30-04-2012, 02:11

I thought you were only good at eating hot dogs and sausage?

**kestegs** · 30-04-2012, 02:16

Nope, never had a taste for it.

**Jcakes** · 30-04-2012, 04:18

These rugs are pretty thick though, like super-rug.

**kestegs** · 30-04-2012, 11:30

I welcome the challenge.

**Jcakes** · 30-04-2012, 13:24

I personally prefer a trimmed (neatly) rug, but maybe that is just me.

**LozHinge the Unhinged** · 30-04-2012, 13:47

I prefer a rug with bloodstains in it.

Nothing more re-assuring than a proven track record.

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