The Noodle Compound

**LozHinge the Unhinged** · 26-04-2012, 18:59

Doesn't really alter your chances, 66, so I don't bother.

**Vivi** · 26-04-2012, 19:05

Oh I never bother with lotteries, much to the dismay of those companies phoning me trying to convince me that I should buy a ticket and then become a millionaire. I don't believe in things like that.

**Noodle** · 26-04-2012, 19:15

Originally Posted by Vivi

Oh I never bother with lotteries, much to the dismay of those companies phoning me trying to convince me that I should buy a ticket and then become a millionaire. I don't believe in things like that.

You should turn it around on them. "OK, Mr. Lottery, I'll make you a deal - give me a million dollars, and I'll buy a ticket!"

Also, if it actually works, please notify me immediately.

**Valhauros** · 26-04-2012, 19:17

Originally Posted by Vivi

Nice try.

Nice try of what?

**LozHinge the Unhinged** · 26-04-2012, 19:18

It's a rugby term - the equivalent to a touchdown in gridiron.

**Vivi** · 26-04-2012, 19:23

Originally Posted by Valhauros

Nice try of what?

Reasoning.

Originally Posted by Noodle

You should turn it around on them. "OK, Mr. Lottery, I'll make you a deal - give me a million dollars, and I'll buy a ticket!"

Also, if it actually works, please notify me immediately.

I might give that a go actually, I love to give replies like that to people. Like what I said to that energy company who wanted to enforce "cheap green energy" on me.

**Pyrotechnician** · 26-04-2012, 19:25

Was it really cheap? and was it really green?

**Valhauros** · 26-04-2012, 19:31

Originally Posted by LozHinge the Unhinged

It's a rugby term

Lol. Also, who is in your avatar, he's really creepy. He has like a forced retard face.

Originally Posted by Vivi

Reasoning.

Well, I have never worn skin-tight jeans or pants, so I have no clue how comfortable they would be, so it's a perception based on speculation. I would assume using tight clothes is uncomfortable...

**Vivi** · 26-04-2012, 19:34

Originally Posted by Pyrotechnician

Was it really cheap? and was it really green?

It's this energy war over here, companies trying to win you over and luring you in with cheap offers which expire after some time and turn out to be just as expensive as the energy provider you were already with. As it happens I already have "eco" energy, simply because with the company I was with it was the same price as normal energy.
Mine's reasonably expensive but so are the others - and this woman wouldn't stop yapping how I'd be better off with her company. "Cheap green energy! Don't you want cheap green energy ma'am?" in that tone of 'how can you refuse this' and I was fed up with her and told her "NO! I'm only interested in very expensive, grey energy!"

She got the message.

**Vivi** · 26-04-2012, 19:35

Originally Posted by Valhauros

Lol. Also, who is in your avatar, he's really creepy. He has like a forced retard face.

Well, I have never worn skin-tight jeans or pants, so I have no clue how comfortable they would be, so it's a perception based on speculation. I would assume using tight clothes is uncomfortable...

With my medical condition I wouldn't dare to wear skin tight jeans! I'd look like a sunday roast for a start, plus I'd be in an awful lot of pain!
An image just as frightening as Loz's avatar.