The Noodle Compound

[kestegs]

Get back in your cage!

[Vivi]

Posting really fast because I think a couple of yall were wondering if I was still alive or not. and that could just be me because I'm a self-centered ***** and always starving for attention when apparently I don't even know how to wipe my own *** correctly! /inside joke

Seriously, I know for sure that one of you was a little worried so that prompted me to make this post. Yes, I am alive. Yes, things are okay as they can be. I have a bit of sinus pressure atm and, because I cried earlier and there was no tissue anywhere in the car (have you ever bawled your eyes out completely while driving in heavy traffic? That's hard to do. Like sneezing 13 times while you're driving fast and hard down the freeway. That's hard too!) I don't think that helped my head. And it's passed my bedtime... >.>

As for men... well, I'm tired. So I'm going to sit on this nice little bench over here and not do anything. Because I'm lazy and, ya know they can chase me! I'm ****ing tired! ****in' eh! .... Gawd, I'm getting a headache. :cry: anyways, YES, I'm alive, but between work, family, and social life, i have had NO TIME for the comp. So... yeah.



Sup, Little Turb? Yeah, you better get dat ****in' D3 swag! I plan on playing. aye-aye-aye...



well, if babies were slow cooked in 9 minutes instead of 9 months, that'd be a really nasty mess. Don't you think? Hey, did I tell yall I'm gonna be an aunt to a nephew? Yeah, she's having a boy. they have picked the name Dakota but having trouble with the middle name. Why pick that name? He's a bit country and he likes that name, so... go figure.



You can sleep with me, Viv. ^_^ I don't mind sharing my bed!



d'aawww!! that's so cute!!



no!! I hate Kindle! No, i don't have one, but it's bad enough I stare at a screen most of the day and on days when I am here with you guys! i like having books and it's not like you're "wasting paper"! "OH, BUT IF YOU GET THE KINDLE, YOU'RE SAVING PAPER AND GOING GREEN!" /Moron

**** yo' green, *****! I want books! I don't want my eyes to hurt even more! I don't care if my book can't fit in my purse or whatever! I'd rather have a book than a ****ing Kindle! Besides, it's putting out all the little bookstores... that and Amazon or whatever . I'm tired and cranky. LEAVE ME ALONE! i just... not a fan of the Kindle and I am not interested in getting one. Ugh, I dread the day whenever I get published and I might have to have my books on a Kindle. T_T



(Vivi, what I am about to say does NOT apply to you whatsoever!!)

gee, Dredd, I had no idea you were into GMILFs. you know, i've seen a few videos on that kind of thing. I can send them and a bottle of... oh, what is it that old people use? Icy Hot? Have you ever used that in those special times? Well, you're old so I'm gonna assume yes. Gives it a whole new and different sensation. Try it if you haven't. I'm sure GMILF will love it and loosen up more.



ugh, okay, I'm going to bed. goodnight.

Glad to hear you're ok! I wondered where you went. Crying in the car isn't fun no. I no longer do this.
This is because I do no longer have a car.
When I did have a car, and I had these long drives to work, I would cry. Sometimes because I was miserable. Sometimes, because I didn't have a car radio thus I had to do my own singing, and I sound eyewaterlingly terrible.

I found some jeans that are soft and comfy, do not hurt my legs when wearing and unlike most jeans, do not make me look more like the fat lump I am. They are actually flattering and a friend of mine said it made my bum look interesting.
I told him bums are generally not very interesting, despite mine being talkative due to my bowel issues.
(I'm just too good at scaring people off).

[Vivi]

Why are vivi and LoZ sleeping together with a bombshell?

Either, we're going to have hot steamy sex, or, we're going to watch an episode of Top Gear.
Chose whichever you find more likely, though it might just be what JCakes said. (Thanks for taking over my shift btw, someone has to watch Kestegs ) *hugs*

[Vivi]

Leo!!! Come back, come back! Don't leave me here with kestegs!

Jokes aside, as I said a million of pages back, Kestegs is actually dead on, if you're left somewhere you'd be glad if it were with someone nice like him.

[Pyrotechnician]

Nice like him? What kestegs are you talking about?

[Vivi]

Nice like him? What kestegs are you talking about?

The same one we see here 24 hours a day....ok, so we tease, but as I said, he seems dead on.

[Pyrotechnician]

He told me to get back in my cage! How is that nice?

[Vivi]

He told me to get back in my cage! How is that nice?

No that's not very nice now. Did you ever bite him somewhere where he doesn't like to be bitten? Would explain something.

[kestegs]

Well...you shouldn't have gotten out!

If your bum looks interesting in those jeans then maybe hot sex with the bombshell is more likely?

[Vivi]

Well...you shouldn't have gotten out!

If your bum looks interesting in those jeans then maybe hot sex with the bombshell is more likely?

Compared to most people I'm very inexperienced due to circumstances, but even I know it's not much to try and have hot steaming sex whilst wearing jeans, no matter how good they look.