I think we both know that ain't happenin'
True , you've got too much free time
Alright! Let's get this started.
*holds up wine glass*
ahem... Happy Overdose-On-Carbs-Day. Happy Opposite-Of-Anorexia Day. Happy Black-Friday-Is-Starting-To-Bleed-Over-Onto-Thanksgiving-And-Soon-It-Will-Be-Forgotten-And-It-Will-Be-Known-As-Black-Thursday Day. Happy The-Most-Succeesful-Day-for-Bulimia Day. Happy We-Took-Land-From-Native-Americans-And-We-Stuff-Ourselves-To-Commemorate-It. Happy I-Will-Be-So-Damn-Happy-To-Not-Hear-Black-Friday-Ads-For-Another-Year Day. Or for the simple folks out there, Happy Thanksgiving.
Oooo steam sales, I better have a look when the wife is not around