The Noodle Compound

[Zokar]

The **** did I just barge in on?! that's okay. I can one-up GAyPE-stegs!

Okay, so.... for my birthday, I want a specialty cake. I want a bouquet of .... male parts all bunched up like roses. The circular ends lined up like flower buds and in the very center of this masterpiece, blooming over the rest, will be the biggest... rose of them all with the name "ZOKAR" written on the.... stem. Yes, stem.

Loz and Laarz, don't worry! y'all's names will be on there too!

goodnight everyone! Hope i don't get banned! I made it PG-13!

I FULLY Support this idea!

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No cakes... it's even longer!

[Leopold Stotch]

Inside joke, Cakes. Do you really think I would want a bouquet cake made of.... mushrooms and stems?

"Yes, Leo. You would."

*GASP* WELL THEN!

You re absolutely correct. Correct, i tell you!!! /British accent

are you good with your hands?......

good hands are required to play/testbug video games :P

clothing optional (for Leo)

ofc i am good with my hands! I make nice and crafty things!

I know they do have latex based paint for such things....

really? did not know that!

I'm sure that would depend on the woman. I mean, it's summer, and I know all the guys get all excited about slim girls and short skirts, but most of the time you see lizardskinned women who do not yet realise that they've aged.

actually, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say for body paint it is expensive but it may be one price all the way around, not for how big a person is. Just a guess but I'm not an airbrush artist. In fact, i'm not an artist period!

I have spent much of the day thinking "Flying Shart Kick" to myself and trying not to laugh. The rest of the day I spent thinking of launching flying shart kicks at laptops at work.

Still ... flying shart kick ...

Wait 'til I get my hands on you, Ms Leo, you'll pay ... oh how you'll pay ...

oh, man.... EXPLODING SSK! I can see you just launching that sucker like a loogie from the mouth and it lands all squishy and sploshy on your dreaded co-worker's Mac and some gets on their face. You're all like, "HMPH." and march away proudly.

I'll pay what? With cookies?

Ha I watched about 5minutes of that Taboo. Why is it the people that want to be naked all the time are the people you don't want to see naked.

Dude, i watched an episode of Taboo yesterday and it was about prison marriages/relationships. Did you know there is a women's prison in Brazil where they encourage girl-on-girl relationships? Seriously!! Not only do ALL prisoners on Brazil get conjugal visits every two weeks (doesn't matter if you were a murderer or in there for fraud, male or female. ALL prisoners), but there is one that encourages in-prison relations AND if you want and are on good behavior, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR LOVER AS YOUR CELL MATE! but this was only for that one woman's prison, i don't remember the name.... There was one who went in for fraud or money laundering, something, and one of the women prisoners liked her right away. She went in, married, so she could have conjugal visits but by time the first visit came around she was like, "No, I'm with this woman now." It was an interesting episode to say the least. Not only did they talk about that, but marrying prisoners. Like this one dude married some woman who committed a really messed up crime and she is in there for life without parole. Yeah... interesting.

I always say "I gambled and lost"

And now it is bedtime, sweet dreams you all!

night, lovey!! hope you had a good rest!!

EDIT: LOL @ Zokar!

[Jcakes]

I FULLY Support this idea!

No cakes... it's even longer!

I am currently thinking about this quote from kestegs

MMMmmmmm...bag of dicks

[Luckymofo]

ofc i am good with my hands! I make nice and STARcrafty things!



















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fixed.....

edit: sorry, i was too excited about crowbar 3 news that i forgot the ot rule :(

in other news, 1 more week till GUILD WARS 2!!!! yay!!!!!!!!

[Vivi]

The **** did I just barge in on?! that's okay. I can one-up GAyPE-stegs!

Okay, so.... for my birthday, I want a specialty cake. I want a bouquet of .... male parts all bunched up like roses. The circular ends lined up like flower buds and in the very center of this masterpiece, blooming over the rest, will be the biggest... rose of them all with the name "ZOKAR" written on the.... stem. Yes, stem.

Loz and Laarz, don't worry! y'all's names will be on there too!

goodnight everyone! Hope i don't get banned! I made it PG-13!

Getting banned for trying to make a flower arrangement with fingers and toes? Well it would be hurtful so maybe therefor it would be banworthy, I don't know.

Didn't know it was your birthday - hope you have a happy one btw - but incidently I baked two tiny cakes today (not you Jcakes, I don't go baking you, you're not a golem): a nice carrot cake and one I never tried before: chocolat cake with pear and hazelnut.
Going to take them to work tomorrow as today my holiday ends (aww), but before I do that I might aswell replicate*) 'm for the compound.


If it were Noodle's birthday - which it isn't - I would have baked a jam roly poly.
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*) After I remove Picards earl grey tea from the replicator.

[kestegs]

The **** did I just barge in on?! that's okay. I can one-up GAyPE-stegs!

Okay, so.... for my birthday, I want a specialty cake. I want a bouquet of .... male parts all bunched up like roses. The circular ends lined up like flower buds and in the very center of this masterpiece, blooming over the rest, will be the biggest... rose of them all with the name "ZOKAR" written on the.... stem. Yes, stem.

Loz and Laarz, don't worry! y'all's names will be on there too!

goodnight everyone! Hope i don't get banned! I made it PG-13!

Wow. Just wow. That's wrong on so many levels.

I am currently thinking about this quote from kestegs

Sigh. The things I say xD

I did actually think of that too though.

Getting banned for trying to make a flower arrangement with fingers and toes? Well it would be hurtful so maybe therefor it would be banworthy, I don't know.

Didn't know it was your birthday - hope you have a happy one btw - but incidently I baked two tiny cakes today (not you Jcakes, I don't go baking you, you're not a golem): a nice carrot cake and one I never tried before: chocolat cake with pear and hazelnut.
Going to take them to work tomorrow as today my holiday ends (aww), but before I do that I might aswell replicate*) 'm for the compound.

If it were Noodle's birthday - which it isn't - I would have baked a jam roly poly.
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*) After I remove Picards earl grey tea from the replicator.

Sorry to hear you're holiday is almost over :(

Then again part of me doesn't care because I never get holidays. Yea, I'm a jerk like that.

That jelly role looks yummy though!

[Zokar]

Wow. Just wow. That's wrong on so many levels.

pretty sure you're confusing wrong and right!

Sigh. The things I say xD

I did actually think of that too though.

I wonder if you actually remember these things *before* somebody else reposts them!

Sorry to hear you're holiday is almost over :(

Then again part of me doesn't care because I never get holidays. Yea, I'm a jerk like that.

That jelly role looks yummy though!

Agree on all points

[Jcakes]

Sigh. The things I say xD

I did actually think of that too though.

Where would I be without my word document that compiles all of stegs foot in mouth

[Zokar]

We should keep it online! Make it searchable by keywords!

[Jcakes]

We should keep it online! Make it searchable by keywords!

I've actually been a little slack about keeping it up to date.