Not on the face! Not my beautiful face!
How come I didn't get my *** slapped?
Hey Leo... get your *** over here so I can get some more slapping going on! (so to speak)
"Hoveround takes me where I want to go."
LOL noodle! Reminds me of the pic stegs posted ....
A SQUIRREL IS ON THE LOOSE!
*runs for my life*
*smacks Zokar's feathery rear in the process*
Jeez, Noodle. Way to confuse my fears and desires dude!
, I want to run away from the squirrel.
*lifts loz up in arms*
*hides in his room*
Oh my! How did a place like me get in a girl like this? the squirrel won't harm us, Lozy! Laarz will be here to save us!