The Noodle Compound

[Vivi]

I don't. I'm already in enough trouble as it is.

[Skjolde]

I want to be president. Just so I can declare that..

​There is no ninja!

[Pyrotechnician]

You should declare that there are no pirates.

[Laarz]

Thats just what the ninja wants you to think

[kestegs]

Can there be pirate ninjas?

[Skjolde]

Sure, there can be Pirate Ninjas. But there aren't any Ninjas.

And the pirates are a myth.

[Pyrotechnician]

Did you know there's a group on this forum called omg ninjas?

[kestegs]

Didn't know that, glad I do now though!

So basically the ninjas don't exist and the pirates are a myth. so a pirate ninja is a nonexistent myth, thus making them actually be real?

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

kegs, what you did.

I'm angry, dammit, angry I say.

Give me a puppy and I'll overlook it this one time.

[kestegs]

What are you going to do with the puppy if I give it to you? And what did I even do to anger you?