I should be able to

[Dutchman]

sit on my front lawn while drinking beer, fondling my knards, holding a gun, eating an endangered species, clubbing a baby seal, killing a dolphin, molesting a sheep, and mouthing off at passers by.

I have no point, but I'm stubborn enough to write about 60,000 words on the subject when people tell me I'm a tard. After all, you can't actually prove I'm hurting anyone, other than perhaps the poor bastard who somewhere down the road orders the lamb chops.

That is all
Dutch

[superdave]

just don't drink that beer in the park.

edit...some people would pay extra for those chops.

[kobold]

I have no point, but I'm stubborn enough to write about 60,000 words on the subject when people tell me I'm a tard.

Frustrated, Dutch?

You sound as though you need a hug.

[AeroJonesy]

Frustrated, Dutch?

You sound as though you need a [s]hug[/s] beer.

I think that's a little better.

Is there room on your lawn for me to plop down a chair and crack one open as well?

edit: Hmmm, it seems these forums do not support strikethrough text.

[Dutchman]

Frustrated, Dutch?

Me? Never. Slightly intoxicated in prep for tonights game yes, frustrated never.

Dutch

[kobold]

Is there room on your lawn for me to plop down a chair and crack one open aswell?

Party on Dutch's lawn? Sweet!

*cracks beer*

[Dutchman]

Is there room on your lawn for me to plop down a chair and crack one open as well?.

Only if you take over the duties on my knards to free up a hand to reach the cooler.

Dutch

[kobold]

Only if you take over the duties on my knards to free up a hand to reach the cooler.

A knard shiner you need?

A knard shiner you shall have.

Yo!! Ski!!

:hide:

[AeroJonesy]

Only if you take over the duties on my knards to free up a hand to reach the cooler.

Dutch

Agreed, but you have to grab me another beer too.

[Dutchman]

Don't forget the spit to go with that polish boy!

Dutch

Edit: On today's menu is Guiness, Ashahi *SUPER dry, and Lagaluvin 16 year.

*Do the japanese produce a product that isn't super, premium, extra, or limited in some way? Would no one in Japan buy something just labelled normal?