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[Crowd Control]

Just apply a straw in your beerbottle and fold it over the edge so the air can get out when you drink. Gobble down 7 bottles like that in one go in about fifteen minutes and you don't need to drink more that night. You save money and you don't have to drink more

Try it, I made a lot of money daring people to finish their bottle faster than me with a straw

ps. Stuck at school for another 4 hours

Actually, I already got some equipment made especially for beerbottles. It's an extension from the neck with a straw attached to the side, serving the exact purpose you mentioned. It goes better, faster and cleaner with that thing.

I already got a record of 13 bottles of beer in over 2 hours or something and I still was able to go out to the club. However I wasn't able to spend a single dime there due to incomprehensible talk from my side and inability to count money.

That's how nubs drink beer. The real deal is to just chug it and tip it back and forth at the same time creating a whirl.

Actually, it is very much true that the true alcoholic does it without gear and chugs it back in one move. You'll get much more drunk per beer bottle then with the handy equipment. Though the chances you puke are much bigger.

[MagpieLee]

seriously guys, I love beer as much as the next guy who I hate going to the toilet. Thats why you should mix drinks and add spirits into your beer or go for spirits themselves.
I love popping a vodka into my beer or going for that triple whisky + cola.

[Findux]

But nothing beats jagermeister.

[IncubatorJones]

Is it weird if I like going to the toilet? It just feels so good to releive yourself

[MagpieLee]

Not really. If I was a coke snorter I would go to the toilet every time I need a hit.

[IncubatorJones]

What are you implying? o_O

[Ludacris]

But nothing beats jagermeister.

Ugh, I had a bad experience with jagermeister once and never drank it again. Me and two friends drank a whole bottle of jagermeister and then a whole bottle of whisky as part of a game. Just simple dice throwing. Neither of us remembered what happened 5 minutes after the whisky was gone. I only remembered puking somewhere on a schoolyard and passing out somewhere

Awesome night actually.

[MagpieLee]

GUYS, PLX ADD LUDACRIS AS A FWEND CUS HE IS LONeLEy.

I've not had Jagermeister before what does it taste like?

[KremBanan]

Seems liek I have to educate you guys(as always).

Only real alcohol is vodka and whiskey. With vodkadrinks, max two more ingrediens counts. If you have more than that, its a girlie-drink.

Whisky, the champ is Johnnie Walker Blue. Whiskey should be mixed with some water, prefeably(spelling?) not cold(or warm ofc). But something in the middle.

[kamap]

a good beer needs to be drunk slowly savouring every minute of it, experiencing it completely

ofcourse you don't mean to get drunk when tasting beers, you just want to enjoy the taste

still 3-4 beers from about 10-12 percent in about 4h isn't that much but you will feel a little buzz though