WMD discovered in Johnnys living room. help me find a suitable target.

[Johnny]

So I was doing a serious clean-up of my apartment and under a pile of old toys I found a perfectly sealed. 3 year old plastic can of surstromming (sour herring) Waaaaaay past its overdue date.

My friend noticed it and he said it couldnt possibly contain sour herring as we would have smelled it before. I decided we needed to investigate so we took the can out to the balcony where I started opening it. As I started opening it. The seal just broke slightly and in an instant my balcony was turned inhospitable. We ran back into the apartment in a panic. After straping on a gas mask I managed to get back out on the balcony and seal the can using a glue gun and it no longer smells.

But that raises a more important issue. What to do with a 3 year old can of sour herring. The possibilities are endless. Who to throw it at. Whos car to compleatly destroy. Whos mailbox to poor it down. Drop it on. Launch it towards. Makes me wish I had a whole apartment full of sour herring.... but then again mayby not. What on earth should I do with this little jewel?


Sell it on ebay?

[§Hex Vex§]

I'd go with Ebay

[Ash Housewares]

if it's no longer mint, might as well use it

[Johnny]

Well I dont think it was mint to begin with either. Someone must have opened it at some point earlier.

[ModeratelyConfused]

I'd say break it up into several smaller 'stinkproof' containers, so you can spread the joy out. I don't know how warm it gets in Swedenland in the summer, but I'd say save it for then.

[Draconis]

I love the fact that you just happened to have a gas mask and a glue gun lying around ^_^

[Bortaz]

If you don't save it till summer, and secretly place it under the seat of someone's car, you need to turn in your Man Club membership.

[Johnny]

Yes I did consider summer. The problem is that all people I want to use it against have car alarms. I would love to throw the whole content inside thier car then let it soak a whole summer day but it just doesnt have the same feeling if I just smash the window then throw it inside and run for my escape car before the owner comes running.

[DurfBarian]

I love the fact that you just happened to have a gas mask and a glue gun lying around ^_^

In a land where people actually purchase and open cans of surstromming, these things are standard issue. You get them when you graduate from elementary school.

[newco]

In a land where people actually purchase and open cans of surstromming, these things are standard issue. You get them when you graduate from elementary school.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstromming

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