It's cheesy riddle thread day

[pancakeman]

Duck food.

[P2blr]

damned quackers

[MysticDragon]

Q: What do you have sitting down that you don't standing up?

A bulging stomach.

[Dawnmaster]

A bulging stomach.

I invite you to come look at a guy who I work with when he's standing. I really can't tell the difference then when he's sitting :grin:

According to him, he has a third lung, he grew it there from all the bicycling he did (according to me he grew it, whatever it is, from all the beers he's been drinking before, during and after the bicycling :rolleyes: )

[AeroJonesy]

What do ducks like to eat?

Other ducks.

Q: What do you have sitting down that you don't standing up?

A midget's point of view.

[Unchosen]

A midget's point of view.

Haha, good call.

[P2blr]

Haha, good call.

!!!!!!!
what show is your avatar from? it looks so familiar and I've forgotten what it is.

[Dondrei]

This one is pretty lame, but makes my daughter laugh:

What do ducks like to eat?

If you ask me again I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!

!!!!!!!
what show is your avatar from? it looks so familiar and I've forgotten what it is.

I think it's Widget.

[nicro tower]

haha i have a really retarded one...
Q: how do you put an elephant in a fridge?

[AeroJonesy]

haha i have a really retarded one...
Q: how do you put an elephant in a fridge?

You can't. I'm sure you've heard the saying "you can lead an elephant to the refrigerator, but you can't make him cold."