Anyone here know Japanese?

[Brother Laz]

I decided to be clever and post on a Japanese forum, thinking Babelfish would be able to handle it. Well, it couldn't. These snippets are not translated in any readable form:

1/ Laz氏がこのスレにまで降臨するとは思わなんだｗ
せっかくだから久々にMedianやってみることにする。

2/ ESのパッチ作者です。
Medianの件で温かいレス付けていただきありがとうございます。
よく見たらMedian 2 SEをMedian SEと連呼していましたよ私（´Д`;

あの難易度は海外プレーヤにもさすがにつらかったらしく
公式フォーラムでも大規模なユーザ離れが起きてしまったそうで
「もうなにもかも遅いかもしれない」とか、へこんでいましたので、
感想や要望、きっと励みになると思います。

3/ で、median2006はどうですか？
マゾ仕様がきえて、楽しいですかーーー！！

4/ まだNor Act3だけどマゾいってほどでもないかな。
ただ敵全部倒していかないと落ち着かない人は
敵復活でイライラするかも。

Could anyone lend me a hand here? :(

[Pitboss_2000]

They are squares, mostly!

[PatMaGroin]

Where's wittle Durfiepoo when you need him?

[Croup]

I predict this thread to contain the spectacular return of PLF.

[MegaFlame]

Why the hell do I see something about temperature in the first sentence?

[Xenon[XoA]]

If you don't have the language pack/s installed :
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3796/sn1p4ip.jpg

[Choogy]

1/ It is ..desire.. w that Mr. Laz is advent even in this Sre.
Median will be tried after a long time because it is special.

2/ It is patch author of ES.
Thank you for putting up warm Res by the matter of Median.
Median SE, and Median 2 SE calls repeatedly and is Watashi (´Д` when often seeing;

That difficulty is paved also in an overseas player when indeed painful.
Even an official forum : in the aspect to which a large-scale user parting has occurred.
Because "It might already be quite slow" had dented
I think that it is an impression, demands, and encourages it surely.

In 3/how about median2006?
Is it happy for the masochist specification to disappear?

Masochist 4/still and Nor Act3.
However, if all enemies are not defeated, a person not settled.
Do you get irritated because of the enemy revival?

Is what I got for the trans...Durf would definately be the person to talk to though.

And if this is talking about Median, the enemy reviving IS annoying (sometimes happens 4 or 5 in a row).

[KaythonXE]

Eh. I know some of that stuff, though, the kanji really messes me up. :/

[jackthelad]

あの難易度は海外プレーヤにもさすがにつらかったらしく
公式フォーラムでも大規模なユーザ離れが起きてしまったそうで
「もうなにもかも遅いかもしれない」とか、へこんでいましたので、
感想や要望、きっと励みになると思います。

A frog? In which bidet?!

[Brother Laz]

Is what I got for the trans...Durf would definately be the person to talk to though.

Hey, it's better than what Babelfish tells me.

And if this is talking about Median, the enemy reviving IS annoying (sometimes happens 4 or 5 in a row).

It is annoying if all you want is to cover as much real estate as possible and get to Act 5 Hell in record time... but there are advantages associated to having enemies pop up in front of your crosshairs, too. Itamz, for one.