~rolls d20~
You get a 4. Nope. Pincusion.
Cast a "bubble" shaped forcefield around him. See how long he lasts before he runs out of air.
The warrior scoffs at you as he pulls out a Rod of Teleportation and appears next to you. Your scattered bones are found next season by a band of small black demons who take your bones to an abandoned monastary where they are made into weapons.Originally Posted by The Future now
Ok, instead of the bubble I teleport him into the sun.
edit: Oh yeah, I can't use magic on him...
In your moment of hesitation the warrior breaks your back and stuffs your nose up your arse. Then in a fit of giggles he sets fire to your pubes. You die a tragic death.
Future took my idea.
Failing that:
Teleport to the top of the canyon, call friends for help.
Pull out exploding potion and kill him after casting a force field.
Turn all of his stuff into stone(You said it didn't work on him, nothing about his items)
Go super sayan and kill him.
Cause a wind so great it lifts him off the ground and hurls him high into the air.
Shoot a fireball at a nearby cactus causing a flashbang effect and kill him with my dagger while he is disoriented.
Imprision him in a block of ice that regenerates, preventing him from melting his way out.
EDIT: Kill the DM who made an impossible boss just because he has a small weiner.
While waiting for friends to arrive, warrior scales the cliff and tosses you down.
Exactly how do you intend to kill him with a potion after casing a force field? Warrior uses Rod of Teleportation and cleaves your body in twain.Pull out exploding potion and kill him after casting a force field.
OK, you're on the right track there. He's trapped in a stone shell. Unfortnately for you, he's protected from any further attack you may bring. Stalemate has been achieved. This angers the gods. Thus angered, you are judged, found wanting and are sentenced to be eaten by the Giant Bugblatter of Keiljiggy Pass.Turn all of his stuff into stone(You said it didn't work on him, nothing about his items)
The gods rather disapprove of power gamers. You're turned into a 16 year old virgin wench and teleported into a criminal lepers colony where you are brutally raped, tortured, then eaten.Go super sayan and kill him.
Warrior scoffs and dons a Ring of Feather Falling. After safely returning to the ground he pulls your feet out your ears.Cause a wind so great it lifts him off the ground and hurls him high into the air.
What cactus? In your moment of confusion your butt in impaled on large pointy rock and you bleed to death.Shoot a fireball at a nearby cactus causing a flashbang effect and kill him with my dagger while he is disoriented.
Unfortunatly as such a spell is one of great power it takes more than a moment to cast. As you prepare the regeants the warrior walks up and sets you on fire.Imprision him in a block of ice that regenerates, preventing him from melting his way out.
Just because he's tough doesn't mean he's impossible. Be creative.EDIT: Kill the DM who made an impossible boss just because he has a small weiner.
I'd summon a warrior who's equal to 11 men.
Again, such as spell takes a while. While chanting the warrior procedes to give you several flesh wounds even the Black Knight would cringe over.
Ok Kowspazed said " Teleport to the top of the canyon, "
You replied " While waiting for friends to arrive, warrior scales the cliff and tosses you down "
While the warrior is scaling the cliff I "Turn all of his stuff into stone(You said it didn't work on him, nothing about his items) "
You already conceded this would work. So he falls to his death. If he somehow still survives I summon my champion who's worth 11 men in combat.
If he can't injure him in the stone equipment, I turn everything (including his weapons and armor) into mist.
Game over.
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