Bathroom experience

[D.K.night]

While that was an odd encounter, you have some potty issues.

Everyone goes to the bathroom, why be embarrassed?

As I've said, if this was just a regular public restroom where all bets are off, hey if you wanna strip down entirely, fine by me.

But when we are in the workplace where certain codes of conduct are in place, with your mind focussed on work, proper behaviour and not doing/saying certain things due to how easy it is be slapped with a harassment suit...you see what I'm getting at? I know some of you are fairly liberal and have the "so what? who cares, bathroom's a bathroom, learn2live n00b" attitude, you gotta admit the situation was a little unexpected.

I didn't to be around to look at, much less even glance at his privates.

[Cannon Fodder]

Have we heard from that lady who told us she was at work. And then we found out she told a bathroom story in the community OT thread?
I don't think I've seen her post since then.
The one whose name reminds me of the Kubiysi Maru (sp) but I think her name is a bit different.

It was KyubiNaruto, and she's around still. She's posting in Community anyways. Her story wasn't quite of the same vein as this one.


It always amazes me how much we're taught/learn to be ashamed of going to the bathroom. Everybody does it and yet people develop such weird issues about it. I myself am slightly uncomfortable going #2 with others around, and yet I can't figure out why I should feel that way. Just one of those weird brainwash type things that happen in childhood.

[Jigga-Scrooge]

my friend works at quick trip and he went into the bathroom to clean it after a guy that serves breadsticks at the local fazolis had been in there. yeah he pooped his pants and left the underwear in there.

[Merick]

I'm pretty sure that I would find it strange. It would give me something to say "I can't believe that this guy did this", but I wouldn't be particularly embarrassed by someone else doing it.

Merick, that was wierd, I am sure I saw a comment from you, but then it was gone, with no indication that your post was edited. Did I miss something?

I decided to edit that part out. The notification that a post has been edited only appears if it was edited something like 5 minutes or more after it was posted.

[Gibbzilla]

I will pretty much dump anywhere, but I once walked into a Wal-Mart restroom and there was this guy who had a deadly gaze at the floor while sitting ON THE URINAL. I thought nothing of it and started going in the urinal next to him. The guy then looks up from the floor and looks at me like I'm insane or something, so I simply haul *** outta there.





Adrian.

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

Back about 13 years ago when I was still in High School I was workoing in a mexican resturant. Some SOB left a dirty diaper in the men's room, locked the door and left. It fermented in there for a couple of hours at about 90 degrees.

Guess who had to go clean it up.

[masterazn]

Well, in 7th grade, I found poop in a urinal...I guess it's not so weird now.



Now, my most...uh...well, memorable, bathroom experience would have been in Mongolia. Rather than being a man-on-man encounter, this was me versus Mother Nature and the laws of physics.

In Mongolia, I was stayin in a Yurt for a night on a Habitat For Humanities expedition. The toilet there was simply a hole dug into the ground--the Mongolias dug holes, filled them up with waste and once it was pretty much filled, they'd cover it and dig another hole. The setup was basically a large hole (around 2x2 meters). Over this, they put a floor of wooden boards, really crappy ones that squeak and look like they might snap any moment. And then, they put up three walls of wooden planks, a cover for a roof and that's a Mongolia-style toilet.

So I was in that yurt on that night, it was very very cold (I was in Mongolia in October). And there's me, inside my warm sleeping back inside the very warm Yurt (there was an oven). Suddenly, the dreaded moment came--I had to go, and it was number 2. So, with all my will, I climbed out of bed, put on more clothes and walked into the blistering cold. It was windy as hell that night.

So I'm walking towards the little cabin trying to keep myself warm. All along the way, I know I'm stepping inside a mixture of dry mud, sand, dead grass, and horse crap (they had horses all over the place, of course. I got to ride them, and it was awesome galloping on a horse the second time I've ever gotten on one.) So I finally get to the cabin, I position myself over the elongated hole in the wooden floor.

Think of it like this, l represents a wooden board, this would be the layout if you looked at it from bird's eye view:

llllll llllll
llllll llllll
llllll llllll

So I squatted down and aimed my arsehole in that slit. Meanwhile, I'm trying to ignore the fact that I'm practically frozen solid. We, men, all know what happens when it's too cold in those parts of our bodies--women may know this too. The wind wasn't really helping because it made an eerie howling sound while I was taking a crap. At the same time, the wooden boards creaking incessantly as if to announce my misery to the other Yurt encampments over the surrounding hills. So there I am, cold, miserable, but taking a crap. I couldn't stop thinking at how I could just, at any moment, fall right through the damn wooden floor made of plancks and end up swimming in Mongolia piss and crap that dates from at least 3 months back.

When I finally finished, I reached into my pocket to take out some Standard Issue Mongolia Toilet Paper. Now, this isn't really "paper" as we like to call, it is very hard, rough, and has a texture that would be well suited if you needed to sand down a piece of wood. So I decided to wipe and clean my arsehole. It didn't feel like the soft touch of Kleenex on one of the most sensitive parts of the human body. It felt more like two layers of skin came off with the crap. Anyway, I washed my hands with the ice cold water from the pump and headed quickly back to my warm sleeping bag and slept off the night....


There are two things that I would consider positive about this experience,

1) The wind was strong so I didn't have to smell Mongolia ancestor crap and piss.

2) I didn't have to flush!


-masterazn

[BobCox2]

Well I was looking for the
Bathroom Etiquette


Thread but this will do.



Anyone See SD's encounter with a Toilet Brush about?

[krischan]

Hmm, I thought this was the thread with the video of the giant spider in the toilet and her mating partner.

Well I was looking for the
Bathroom Etiquette


Thread but this will do.

Lower the seat? Maybe lowering the lid is meant? Whatever, none of the two is necessary. I thought it's good manners to brush away any remnants of a big business after flushing and open the window and if you left a few drops on the rim (e.g. because you peed yet again while standing), remove them with a bit of paper, so there's nothing with leaves a bad odor for longer than a minute. Well, at least I'm doing that.

Anyone See SD's encounter with a Toilet Brush about?

I might have said it before, but I think it was made up. It was still funny.

BTW, it's fun to read the interesting stuff from the last few 150 pages or so in here. That will take a few hours, but you will certainly find the bathroom etiquette thread then.

[BobCox2]

You have to Look.