Originally Posted by stormrage112345
I have to work at not being annoying. You have the advantage of youth but I have age and experience on my side.
Actually, the swirly award would be "the most lame attempt at trolling ever".
Damn it, I want an award named after me.
Nah, it should be "Swirly's Poser Award"
There should also be a "person who got banned the quickest" Award.
@storm.....stormrage112345's wierdest avatar award???
How about a least likely to be banned award, or should be banned and is somehow just barely skimming the line between banning and forum membership?
They weren't repetitive back when they had the original explanations next to each category
Seems like the OTcars has drawn some of the "Old Guard" out into the open. QUICK HIT THEM WITH A STICK AND STEAL THEIR PANTS!!
Anyways I volunteer my services if they are needed. If you are thinking of repaying me for my generous duties then an award would be most appreciated.
Otherwise let the OTcars begin so we can start humiliating...er nominating people.
I might have to go searching for those explanations somewhere, just to give everyone the true meaning of the OTcars, it is my burden to bear...They weren't repetitive back when they had the original explanations next to each category
*Cues sappy quest music*
*Rides off into the sunset with durf at his side and bas under his arm prepared for the worst*
Here is the updated list with explanations and all. I found it in my outbox of my email from 2005. The only thing that I need to find is who won the 'Needs to get Laid' award. It was a new category and it stated last year from the looks of it that it would be named after the winner, ill do a little hunting. And Yes, I doubled posted, editing would make it all too confusing and take away from the dramatic effect of me riding off with bas and durf!
1) Best Male Poster
2) Best Female Poster
3) Einstein Award – Vote for those whom you regard to be the brightest
of our bunch
4) Chuckle Award – Vote for those whom you regard to be the funniest of our
5) Mother Teresa Award – Vote for those whom you regard to be the most
caring of our group
6) Most Foul-Mouthed Poster – Vote for those who need their mouths
washed out with soap
7) Sexiest Male
8) Sexiest Female
9) Gone But Not Forgotten – Vote for those who may have left our ranks
but not our hearts Heh how corny.
10) Oddball Award – Vote for those whom you regard to be the weirdest
in our bunch
11) FleshGordon's & PsychoFreak's 'Menace to Society' Award – Vote for
those whom you regard to be a 'menace to society'
12) 'Poster you envy the most' Award – Vote for those whom you envy
the most of our bunch
13) S-M-R-T Award – To quote Homer, "I am so smart, I am so smart,
S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!" If you still don't know what this award is
about, then perhaps you should nominate yourself *wink*
14) Furrowed Brow Award – Vote for those whom you regard to be the
most serious of our bunch
15) mrLang's 'Poster Least Likely To Be Seen In OT Chat' Award –
Speaks for itself
16) Limited Vocab aka Lazy Fingers Award Vote for those who are famous
for their one-liner posts
17) Cmdr_Adeon's 'Least Likely to Win an OTcar' Award – Speaks for itself
18) Newcomer Award – Vote for those whom you regard to be our best newcomers
19) The 'So I says to Mabel, I says' Award – Vote for those whom you
regard to be the most long-winded, verbose, voluble, gushing, mouthy,
drawn-out, wordy posters in our bunch
20) The Thinker Award – Not the same as Einstein, this is for the more
Philosophical, Deep Poster
22) Best Avatar Award – Speaks for itself, tho please dont just type a
nick, describe the Av too!!
23) Alastor's 'Debator' Award – Vote for those whom you regard to
possess elite debating skills
24) GreyGuardian's 'Poster Who Has Changed Most Since Their Initial
Debut in the OTF' Award
25) PsychoFreak's 'Poster Most Likely to Sleep With or Bribe the Award
Presenter' Award
26) GreyGuardian's 'Poster Who Would Make the Best Admin' Award
27) The Monkey Sex Award – Vote for those whom you would love to make
raunchy, dirty, sweaty love to
28) Amra's 'Poster Who Has Done the Most for the OTF' Award – fairly
self-explanatory
29) Best Admin/Mod Award – one for the Mods and Admins oooer *gets out
the pool of Jell-o and smiles at Gaile*
31) Longest Member Award – Read into that how you will *runs off*
32) mrLang's 'Best Poster Not Yet Nominated' Award – Vote for someone
you think deserves an award but hasnt fit into a category yet.. or
something like that
33) Amra's 'Legend in Their Own Mind' Award – speaks for itself
34) Snowglare's 'Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick' Award – When the
rare occasion hits that this poster says something, the whole forum
stops to listen
35) Snowglare's 'Clarity' Award – Vote for the poster who always gets
their thought across clearly. Or gets them across the most clearly
most of the time.
36) Mecal's Bestest Grammor Aword – Vote for the poster with the
"best" (by best I mean worst) grammar
37) TurbulentTurtle's Best Name Award
38) Lord_Shinnok's GIR Award – Vote for the person that doesn't get
banned but should just because you think they deserve it
39) piff's Ranter Award – Vote for the poster with the most explosive
rants, how ever often they are
40) Needs to Get Laid Award (this award will be named after the first winner!)
41) AeroJonesy's Most Abused OTF Phrase Award – Vote for the phrase
that gets repeated the most in the OTF
I think KOWspazed and Technitium or what are there names won that award. I could be wrong though...
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