The OTcars

**Dondrei** · 20-02-2006, 02:38

Okay, so apparently AeroJonesy and piff are supposed to be in charge of the OTcars but neither of them are around much. Well, somebody's got to do it. Who should it be? It has to be someone impartial but at the same time a well-known poster who's been around for all the big events. Any volunteers? Nominations?

It's late February and people have been saying that this is about the time it's supposed to happen. Excuse my presumption because I'm relatively new, but I figured we all needed to get together and work out whose responsibility it's going to be since time is short.

**Empired** · 20-02-2006, 02:41

How about... dondrei?

Although, on second thought, dondrei doesn't seem the bribeable type, and everyone knows that the coordinators must be willing to "miscount" votes in exchange for cookies/sexual favors.

**stormrage112345** · 20-02-2006, 02:51

May I suggest three new criteion? How about most obnoxious newcomer, most likely to get banned, and most attention whoring?

**PatMaGroin** · 20-02-2006, 02:55

I say we just wait around for AJ and Piff, now that we've mentioned it in 2 threads, with one named after it, things might start falling into place.

**Empired** · 20-02-2006, 02:57

Originally Posted by stormrage112345

three new criteion?

Smack him with the grammar paddle, dondrei.

**buttershug** · 20-02-2006, 03:05

Does anyone have a copy of OTcars of years gone by?
Or even know of catagories?

**stormrage112345** · 20-02-2006, 03:07

Originally Posted by Empired

Smack him with the grammar paddle, dondrei.

Sorry, I meant criterion. Or is criteria?

**Empired** · 20-02-2006, 03:13

I have my entire list of nominations from 2003 saved in my inbox. Here are the categories:

1. Best Male Poster

2. Best Female Poster

3. Einstein Award

4. Chuckle Award

5. Mother Teresa Award

6. Most Foul-Mouthed Poster

7. Sexiest Male

8. Sexiest Female

9. Gone But Not Forgotten

10. Oddball Award

11. FleshGordon's & PsychoFreak's ‘Menace to Society’ Award

12. 'Poster you envy the most' Award

13. S-M-R-T Award

14. Furrowed Brow Award

15. mrLang's 'Poster Least Likely To Be Seen In OT Chat' Award

16. Limited Vocab aka Lazy Fingers Award

17. Cmdr_Adeon's 'Least Likely to Win an OTcar' Award

18. Newcomer Award

19. The 'So I says to Mabel, I says' Award

20. The Thinker Award

21. Most Legendary Thread Award

22. Best Avatar Award

23. Alastor's 'DebatOR' Award

24. GreyGuardian's ‘Poster Who Has Changed Most Since Their Initial Debut
in the OTF’ Award

25. PsychoFreak's ‘Poster Most Likely to Sleep With or Bribe the Award
Presenter’ Award

26. ‘Poster Who Would Make the Best Admin’ Award

27. The Monkey Sex Award

28. Amra's 'Poster Who Has Done the Most for the OTF' Award

29. Best Admin/Mod Award

30. Anumati's 'Best Abandoned Nickname' Award

31. Longest Member Award

32. mrLang's 'Best Poster Not Yet Nominated' Award

33. Amra's 'Legend in Their Own Mind' Award

34. Snowglare's 'Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick' Award

35. Snowglare's 'Clarity' Award