Choose the new leading liberal!

[Amra]

ha! I didn't know he left. Too funny.

I bet he will be back though. I also didn't know he used two accounts. Is this true or just a rumor?

Whoever replaces him will need to be in love with The Washington Post.

[DrunkPotHead]

Maybe Anakha1? Or if you really want extreme... SirKnightmare...

[Machina]

Poll, someone said poll

[alexzed]

I would suggest that the poor soul who gets this title should have to undergo a series of tests to see if they are able to withstand the onslaught. I guess that person's resume would look like this:

-Extra thick armour on the right side
-Ability to sit through Bill Riley for 18 hrs without gnawing own ears off
-Ability to say 'Bush has done a credible job' without breaking into fits of laughter
-Must have read at least 4 books/dissertations by Chomsky
-Have own bong

Am I missing anything?

[Sir EvilFreeSmeg]

Am I missing anything?

1. Talent.
2. The ability to see the difference between right vs. wrong and left vs. right.
3. Ability to demogauge with class and a little style and grace. Like getting into a car.
4. The ability to say with creidbility "I was there, you weren't"
5. The willingness to argue for years on end that their side is right, here's why, here's how your side is failing, here's what you need to do to rectify the situation, etc.
6. A level of intelligence (not necessarily education) suffecient for the task at hand.

[caddad]

Maybe Chunk would be a good fit?

-D2netDad

[Anakha1]

Maybe Anakha1? Or if you really want extreme... SirKnightmare...

I'm not a liberal. I'm an independent.

[DrunkPotHead]

-Extra thick armour on the right side

Check!

-Ability to sit through Bill Riley for 18 hrs without gnawing own ears off

I watch Bill O"Reilly everynight anyway. I find him just as funny as Bill Maher and just as rediculous.

-Ability to say 'Bush has done a credible job' without breaking into fits of laughter

Check!

-Must have read at least 4 books/dissertations by Chomsky

I don't read books, so I can't pass this one.

-Have own bong

Check!

[DrunkCajun]

DPH, you'd be an interesting candidate. You go a little off the deep end sometimes, even moreso than llad though. I can remember reeling you in a few times.

Still not a bad candidate.

[Lostprophet]

It's too bad llad ain't here to see how much actual respect evem Smeg has for him.