Cracked the Code

[Mecal]

Stormrage and Evil Conservative Inc. are the same person.

:brainiac:

[PatMaGroin]

Stormrage and Evil Conservative Inc. are the same person.

:brainiac:

Yes, the openly bi asian middle schooler, and the masonic lodge-frequenting conservative grown *** man. Good call man. I totally see it. Perfect cover up.

[buttershug]

Yes, the openly bi asian middle schooler, and the masonic lodge-frequenting conservative grown *** man. Good call man. I totally see it. Perfect cover up.

Read Sybil or The Three Faces of Eve.
And I'm trying to figure out whether you are really Dondrei or SuperDave.

[PatMaGroin]

Read Sybil or The Three Faces of Eve.
And I'm trying to figure out whether you are really Dondrei or SuperDave.

Well I actually invoke the power of Dondrei when I have questions regarding the English language, so maybe that's just a nicely done cover-up...

[SquareRootOfBob]

*pssst*

I'm Mecal.

[DurfBarian]

And I'm Flesh Gordon, nice to meet you.

[Dondrei]

I'm really everyone on the forum but you, noble reader.

[DurfBarian]

Wow, sounds like a busy job.

[Ron Burgundy]

I'm actually Womb Raider. No, wait, or am I Buster Hymen? I really can't tell anymore.

[Dondrei]

Wow, sounds like a busy job.

Oh, not as busy as you think. A lot of posters I've just assigned a random generator to. You must have noticed all the political threads sound pretty much the same, just with the posts in a different order. Jmervyn is really easy, I just have a macro that selects random articles from frontpagemag. For Nastie_Bowie I take the phrase "show some gratitude punk, we saved yer *** in Vietnam" and put it into Babelfish, translate it into another language at random and then back to English. Garbad used to be the same, but the phrase was "HAHA your logic sucks, n00b".

For Smeg and llad I just used to make one post and then put it through a logical inverter for the other one. KillerAim's posts are all paragraphs taken at random from a big pile of textbooks on free market theory. Storm's posts are rearranged lyrics from the latest Simple Plan album.