One Thing You Can't Stand About People

[Dondrei]

People who pronounce "aunt" "oughnt" instead of "ant"

I didn't know anyone did that, how weird.

Mine is people that crowd me. For example, when im paying for my groceries, and this next fool in line is right on top of me. Can happen anywhere, bank, movies, or any line up. Give me my damn space! Respect the bubble!

Yeah, I hate that. Sometimes I'm on a train sitting down and someone stands right in front of me (why they don't just stand in the aisle I have no idea), so their groin is centimetres from my face. I feel like saying, "Are you quite comfortable there? Would you like me to open my mouth so you can rest your balls in it?"

[MixedVariety]

I didn't know anyone did that, how weird.



Yeah, I hate that. Sometimes I'm on a train sitting down and someone stands right in front of me (why they don't just stand in the aisle I have no idea), so their groin is centimetres from my face. I feel like saying, "Are you quite comfortable there? Would you like me to open my mouth so you can rest your balls in it?"

And, if they said yes?

[LukeJames]

People that say 'not bad' about excellent things.
*After watching Cinderella Man*
Person 1 : Amazing!
Person 2 : Excellent!
Person 3 : Not bad..

Normally this wouldn't be a problem but then later on they will say like "A good movie was Cinderella Man". Why do people say not bad so much?

Imagine if they said that to their girlfriend;
Prom-Attending Girl : How do I look?
Guy : Not bad..
*Slap*

[Bortaz]

People who use "father" when "dad" is so much more appropriate.

People who pronounce "aunt" "oughnt" instead of "ant"

People in rural East Texas pronounce it "aint".


I also cannot STAND idiots who immediately rush into an elevator, as soon as the door opens. LET THE PEOPLE IN THE ELEVATOR LEAVE FIRST, YOU RETARDED TROGLODYTE.

[kobold]

People who pronounce "aunt" "oughnt" instead of "ant"

Crap. Innorton hates me.

"Ant" was a pronunciation completely foreign to me while growing up.

[Dondrei]

And, if they said yes?

Being unable to politely refuse, I'd be in quite a pickle!

Normally this wouldn't be a problem but then later on they will say like "A good movie was Cinderella Man".

An adventurer is you?

I also cannot STAND idiots who immediately rush into an elevator, as soon as the door opens. LET THE PEOPLE IN THE ELEVATOR LEAVE FIRST, YOU RETARDED TROGLODYTE.

I hate those people who stand in the train door like they're going to get off, but don't. So I stand there waiting for a few minutes until I get angry enough to just push past the stupid bastards.

[buttershug]

People that say 'not bad' about excellent things.
*After watching Cinderella Man*
Person 1 : Amazing!
Person 2 : Excellent!
Person 3 : Not bad..

Normally this wouldn't be a problem but then later on they will say like "A good movie was Cinderella Man". Why do people say not bad so much?

Cuz we're Canadian.

You are putting down a tried and true Canadian tradition. Frank Shuster's nephew came up with Superman. So he shows his uncle Frank, who is in show business, the idea and sketchs. Frank gives the Canadian answer, "not bad".

[SirKnightmare]

-Inpoliteness, like don't say thank you when I hold the door for them
-Bigots, especially when they use religion to justify their bigotry
-When people beat around the bush leading up to something they don't want to say, just say it

[innorton38]

Crap. Innorton hates me.

"Ant" was a pronunciation completely foreign to me while growing up.

I don't hate you, I hate that about you...


:wink3:

[LukeJames]

Cuz we're Canadian.

You are putting down a tried and true Canadian tradition. Frank Shuster's nephew came up with Superman. So he shows his uncle Frank, who is in show business, the idea and sketchs. Frank gives the Canadian answer, "not bad".

Why must all countries fit so well into their stereotypes.