Greetings

**newco** · 27-01-2006, 10:31

Well ... after years of lurking you finaly got me.

The trophy for de-lurking me goes to skunkbell and his new tourney, which i intend to join.

a short overview:
- played D2 since the first day
- a quite intensive time on the battle.net (HC only because the playstyle of most SC-players was rather embarasing)
- since the last 2 years only single-player / no mods, no cheats but ATMA

over all I enjoyed the years lurking, due to the fact that SPF is a very friendly an well moderated forum.

cheers

newco

*prepares ice to cool his kicked shins*

**HolyPade** · 27-01-2006, 10:51

Welcome!

You probably know all about the FAQ reading and enjoy your stay -bit, but it doesn't hurt to repeat:

Remember to read the FAQs and enjoy your stay! :grin:

*sits down with popcorn and waits for the shinkicking show to start*

**DeathMage** · 27-01-2006, 11:10

Welcome to the spf, enjoy your stay

*hands newco a pair of double rienforced shin guards (you might need these)*

**Jackalope** · 27-01-2006, 12:22

Welcome! well, atleast people are trying to help or just watch when the kicking begins:|

**nepeta** · 27-01-2006, 13:33

A simple 'Welcome' would seem trivial, since you've been lurking for such a long time, so let me redefine my greetings to: Hi there

**DementiaMaster** · 27-01-2006, 14:31

Welcome to the SPF! No nebux in sight yet *enchant the shin guards with unbreakable immunity to physical damage*

**TBrundel** · 27-01-2006, 15:08

*runs up to newco*

*Kicks shins ones*

*Kicks shins twice*

*Kicks shins for a third a fourth a fifth a sixth a seventh a eight a nineth...*

*Becomes soo tired...*

*Falls a sleep*

*Wakes up seeing e new face*

Hi welcome to these forums

*Walks off with the tale between his lags....*

*'I wonder how Nebux does this.....'*

*Takes a chair and a drink and sets himself near the rest to watch the other shinkickers.*

**nebux** · 27-01-2006, 15:41

*appears like a mage*
-welcome to the SPF newco!
*cast "True Sight" and see a pair of double rienforced shin guards enchanted with unbreakable immunity to physical damage*
-hmm *take his spell book and start reading*
*after some minutes cast Bigby's Clenched Fist at newco to keep him in place*
*cast a wish spell. after last word of incantation is spoken ae genie appears:
-what do you want from me master?
-i want that newco don't wear shinguards!*and the genie fulfill nebux request eager to return to his plane*
*cast Tenser's tranformation and kick newco shin*
*disappears leaving newco with a painful leg*