Originally Posted by KyubiNaruto
On this note, let it be known that no pair of pants have ever made a tiny rump look fat. Women, take note please.
this thread needs something...
oh yeah, more cowbell.
Indeed, a Bond girl in Lord_Shinnok's avatar would be good for starters.
:laugh:
You're not fat. You're silly though.
Aren't I good enough for your redhead cult?
Ah, that's right! I didn't remember if it was you or Raistlin Majere.
Four ... now we're a bona fide religion. I'd better start writing our Holy Book.
And now, a reading from Cannon Fodder's first letter to the Corinthians:
1:1 Dredd, called to be an apostle of the Redheaded Christina through the will of God, and our brother Gorny; 1:2 to the assembly of God which is at Dii.net; those who are sanctified in Christina the Redhead, called to be husbands, with all who call on the name of our Lord Redhead in every place, both theirs and ours: 1:3 Grace to you and peace from God our Father and the Lord Redhead.
1:4 When concerning Redheads, we must always remember that they are the true daughters of God. Made in his image most fully, and favored by him above all others. 1:5 But the Lord God in his wisdom knew that others would come to covet his children's fiery locks. And so it was that on the mostly forgotten 8th Day, God made hair dye. 1:6 And so that all may still know those who were closest to him, the Lord bestowed upon the fairest of his works freckles to set them apart. 1:7 So it is that on earth one may discern the likeness of the Creator most fully through the grace and beauty that is Redheads.
It must be springtime in the community. That's when men's thoughts turn to redheads. It's the same every year.
Wuh-Oh... Do I detect a new thread name soon?
PS-Did someone say weeaboo? I think someone said weeaboo... :grin: :laugh:
What do you mean my thoughts turn to redheads? I never quit thinking about redheads. Or beer. Mmmmm... beer served by redheads...
Smeg Smeg Fo-feg banana-fana fo-feg fee-fi-fo-feg.
Why the hell did I just do that....? :confused2:
Yeah... I think I need more sleep or caffine...:embarassed:
~EDIT~
No wait! I just figured it out!
Smeg's avatar put me in some sort of trance, hypnosis, and/or epileptic seizure.
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