Koalas

**stormrage112345** · 02-12-2005, 01:19

Are they too cute for their own good? You know what they are. The furry bears. THat are cuddly. And sleep all day. And you can pet them. ANd they can kick Neo's ***. He can dodge bullets, but can a furry bear kill him? Yes it can. Fur allergies. It's too cute for him to resist. And he's a metrosexual. Therefore, he loves furry bears. Vote now. Are they too cute?

**buttershug** · 02-12-2005, 01:24

Koalas, natures most perfect stoners

**Ron Burgundy** · 02-12-2005, 01:45

Koalas aren't bears, they're marsupials just like Keanu Reeves. Woah.

**PatMaGroin** · 02-12-2005, 01:48

Originally Posted by Ron Burgundy

Koalas aren't bears, they're marsupials just like Keanu Reeves. Woah.

Man you should really post more.

**piff** · 02-12-2005, 01:53

Yes, because if you make them angry, they will rip your face off. That's way too cute to be ripping faces off of heads.

**evild2player** · 02-12-2005, 01:55

I always though of them climbing up power line poles and getting electricuted..

crazy simpsons in australia..
or was that.. hmm?

**Merick** · 02-12-2005, 02:17

Awwww
Daisy chain!

Remember the Koala cartoon on Nickelodeon? Two Koalas lived on this kid's Euclyptus (gave it my best shot) tree.

**PatMaGroin** · 02-12-2005, 02:30

What in the world is goin on in that chain picture?

**Dondrei** · 02-12-2005, 02:34

Goddamn koalas. Why can't we just ship them all off to the Japanese? Oh, Koaru, so cutu! They deserve each other.

P.S. Watch out for dropbears though...