OT thread - Still going strong! Winter edition. Post all OT HERE o

[jackthelad]

Theres no forum problems... its those asian lackeys causing it to mask their pillow-led invasions of our forum!

Seriously, yeah Ive had a few slow loading pages, lag, 'cannot be found' errors etc. seems to be a bit better 2day tho!

[Machina]

'ello 'ello, what's goin' on 'er then?

*pops head above parapet*

Asian invasion? Everyone knows you can't invade Britain.

*Throws copies of the Financial Times at silly invaders*

[garion]

Happened to me too. But that ended like yesterday...

garion appears out of nowhere pokes lorven's cow...and dissappears into the east.....


:laugh:

[krischan]

* presses self-destruct button *

This thread will destruct itself when the poll about the title of the next thread is over.

http://forums.diabloii.net/showthread.php?t=441742

[marcello]

Don't dachete it, or maybe we should start over from fresh.

[Unazitrap]

I hate tempbans while mule.
I hate the guy that invented this.
I don't care what were his reasons for writing such a code in servers.

I hope that when he dies, his soul will be damned for eternity to play chargeadin in CS only.

So help me god

[jackthelad]

* presses self-destruct button *

This thread will destruct itself when the poll about the title of the next thread is over.

*feels faint & has a premonition*

The sophisti-macated, smooth suave europeans invite the uncivilised asian pillow-thwacking hordes over for an end of topic party, where they are greeted by a giant screen & the sound of the thread door closing & locking. The screen flashes on, & there is Xora, stroking her ***** (!)
"Good evening, my asian friends. Little do you know that this thread is due to self destruct in 10 seconds, taking you & your evil, pillow using ways with it! Do not try to get out, as you will find that escape is quite impossible! Muah ha ha ha!"

*screen fades, the asians look at each other in panic & confusion, realise the error of their thread-invading ways too late, & are destroyed in a bluey fireball, while the europeans ride to safety & their new, shiny spring OT thread in a sleek black speedboat*

*Wakes up from premonition haze*

Hmmm, that gives me an idea.... :scratch:

[Machina]

*feels faint & has a premonition*

The sophisti-macated, smooth suave europeans invite the uncivilised asian pillow-thwacking hordes over for an end of topic party, where they are greeted by a giant screen & the sound of the thread door closing & locking. The screen flashes on, & there is Xora, stroking her ***** (!)
"Good evening, my asian friends. Little do you know that this thread is due to self destruct in 10 seconds, taking you & your evil, pillow using ways with it! Do not try to get out, as you will find that escape is quite impossible! Muah ha ha ha!"

*screen fades, the asians look at each other in panic & confusion, realise the error of their thread-invading ways too late, & are destroyed in a bluey fireball, while the europeans ride to safety & their new, shiny spring OT thread in a sleek black speedboat*

*Wakes up from premonition haze*

Hmmm, that gives me an idea.... :scratch:

Dirty...just dirty. Down boy down

[jackthelad]

Dirty...just dirty. Down boy down

I was, of course, talking about her avatar!

[Mortext]

*runs in steals jackthelads peace pipe that hes obviously been smokin to much*

*hefts his mod killer pillow (filled with +5 bricks of swiftness) smacks krischan and xora with it then xora's ***** for good measure*

*quietly excutes a controlled retreat*