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    Unhappy 3 Brazilian dead!

    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident'
    "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks..........

    ''How many is a Brazillion ??!'




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    Lol, that was funny. :lol:




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    Even though i know it's a joke, a small part of me actually thinks this could be possible...




    Arb




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    Quote Originally Posted by Arbedark
    Even though i know it's a joke, a small part of me actually thinks this could be possible...

    :lol: i think so too





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    And people say that Bush doesn't care about how many soldiers die in Iraq.




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    That was a blonde joke that was emailed to me yesterday.

    Two blondes were reading their newspapers.

    One of them sees a headline that says:

    "TWO BRAZILIAN SOLDIERS KILLED"

    She thinks for a minute, and then whispers to her
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    "psssst----------------------------how many is a brazilian?"

    It was much funnier as a blonde joke.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger14
    That was a blonde joke that was emailed to me yesterday.




    It was much funnier as a blonde joke.
    Nah any joke involving Bush is much funnier




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    I said to my friend over IM the other day:

    "When Bush was asked to give his opinion about Roe vs Wade, he said he didn't care one way or the other how people chose to evacuate New Orleans."

    I had to explain to him afterwards that it was a joke, because he could see Bush actually saying that. :lol:




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    Quote Originally Posted by SaroDarksbane
    I said to my friend over IM the other day:

    "When Bush was asked to give his opinion about Roe vs Wade, he said he didn't care one way or the other how people chose to evacuate New Orleans."

    I had to explain to him afterwards that it was a joke, because he could see Bush actually saying that. :lol:
    And that's the reason why the hippies lost the election--over reliance on his perceived stupidity.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve_Kow
    And that's the reason why the hippies lost the election--over reliance on his perceived stupidity.
    If by hippies you mean Dems, they lost they election because their candidate was a douche. I doubt Bush would have won against any reasonable candidate, had they supplied one. I figured Kerry was the least likely to be selected out of the major candidates (no, Sharpton isn't one of them), so you can imagine my surprise when they chose him.




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