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    Are you a mirl?

    The successor to the metrosexual has finally arrived--The Mirl

    The successor to the metrosexual has finally arrived. He's a more advanced version in love with the colour pink and pedicures. -- the mirl

    Metrosexuality's passe, it's been replaced by -- no, not the return of machismo -- but by an advanced form of metrosexuality. Now, it's all about the ultra-feminine look or male girls, better known as 'hermaphrodudes' or 'mirls'. The mirl -- a hybrid man -- is not afraid of embracing his feminine side; he has a fetish for pedicures, shopping, bags, jewellery and even the colour pink.

    Delhi Times on the DNA of the mirl...

    Looking good = Feeling great

    Most men aren't too happy being pigeon-holed with terms like 'mirl' or 'metrosexual' but adman Suhel Seth isn't. "I'm a huge shopper, I love going for facials, pedicures and manicures," he says. "I love going to the spa and pampering myself. If that makes me a mirl, I am and always have been that. I'm careful about the way I look and I'm very proud of that." Model Upen Patel likes to take care of himself. "I go in for the whole grooming routine: body-waxing, facials, pedicures. I'm only trying to look good."

    As straight as it gets

    Make no mistake, the mirl isn't necessarily drawn to other men sexually. According to Mark Simpson, who coined the term 'metrosexual', "He (the metrosexual/mirl) might be officially ***, straight or bisexual, but that is immaterial because he has taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference." Elaborates VJ Gaurav Kapoor: "Metro yet hetero is my mantra. I'm in sync with my feminine side, I grow my hair and have a cool collection of headbands. This doesn't alter the way I am." Designer Ashish Soni is a mirl and he loves it. "I love the colour pink and I love shopping as a stress-buster. But that doesn't make me fond of men. I'm a straight man who takes care to look good; why should that privilege only rest with women?"

    Gender bender

    With gender stereotypes breaking down, society is a lot more accepting of role reversals. 'Says actor Parvin Dabas. "If women can be in charge at the workplace, men can go to salons. You don't have to be overtly macho to prove you're a man."

    Woman's kinda man

    Do women find mirls hotter than macho men? Apparently, the answer is yes. "I like my men to be in touch with their feminine side. Here's to more power for more sensitive men," says Ramona, VJ.

    The 'mirl phenomenon' has doomsayers predicting the end of the male species, and there's tom-tomming about 'mantropy', a unique 21st century disease that will make 'real' men extinct. So, will the mirl inherit the earth?
    *burps and scratches* Yeah, I would score lower on this than I did on the Metrosexual test(1 for reading books).




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    "So, will the mirl inherit the earth?"

    That must be one irritating planet; full of people talking about clothes, haircuts and "Sex and the City".......... I wouldn't want to live there. Let's hope I'm dead before that happens! :lol:

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    Yet another nail in the coffin of the NFL. :(




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    Like most things in life I see this as a cycle. The real men will eventually get all the girls and the mirl/metro will die off. Then the mirl/metro will sneak back in and slowly gain ground only to be stomped out again.


    There is a lizard that has a pretty similar cycle, big males get beaten out by smaller sneaky males and then the big males start attacking and become dominate again. *goes off to watch Animal Planet to get the name of the lizard*




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    Even though it's before 9am, that makes me want to shotgun a beer.




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    Quote Originally Posted by AeroJonesy
    Even though it's before 9am, that makes me want to shotgun a beer.
    Maybe she can help you out.




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    Quote Originally Posted by {KOW}Spazed
    Like most things in life I see this as a cycle. The real men will eventually get all the girls and the mirl/metro will die off. Then the mirl/metro will sneak back in and slowly gain ground only to be stomped out again.
    You know what makes me, well, a sad panda? With all this name calling, PC/trendy idiocy and 'teach tolerance' feces flying about, actual human warmth is being sidelined. Pre-teens will now be calling the class pariahs "Mirls" and homosexual accusations will prevent even slight affection between males. Even the Sam & Frodo relationship will be ridiculed as OMG THAY SO ***!!

    Y'all know me to be substantially "homophobic" (in the incorrect use of the word). But one of my most embarrassing online moments was when I was arguing in favor of a guy who bemoaned the fact that men can't be affectionate with boys in our society any longer. I think the lack of decent male role-modelling is hindering children's emotional development on a variety of levels. The Brits joke about Scouts and Scoutmasters with some *** undertones; it often seems like Americans aren't joking.

    The fact that this scumbag turned out in the long run to be a NAMBLA-phite shocked and disgusted me... and made me even more morose about the future of our society.




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    Quote Originally Posted by jmervyn
    You know what makes me, well, a sad panda? With all this name calling, PC/trendy idiocy and 'teach tolerance' feces flying about, actual human warmth is being sidelined. Pre-teens will now be calling the class pariahs "Mirls" and homosexual accusations will prevent even slight affection between males. Even the Sam & Frodo relationship will be ridiculed as OMG THAY SO ***!!
    Do people think Sam and Frodo are ***?

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    I bet that woman who said she wanted her man to be in touch with his feminine side also wants her man to be a badass macho guy at the same time which is impossible. Gogo mind games.




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    Nono, it works in the
    "I want him to be soft and caring when I show off to my friends, but I want him to open tough jars for me when they're not around"
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