Jackson, your post count, it's 200 points higher! ? ? ? ? ?
Oh....wow... I wasn't even paying any attention to it, heh.
That must feel luxurious.
:Random Joke i found:
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.
The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.
After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, "Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?"
I would have loled but I'm in class.
Awroooo ,I think im gonna buy a kick *** Monty pythin rabbit shirt today .
Says on the front of it "Its just and ordinary rabbit"
And on the back it has the bunny and say " We'll not risk another frontal assult , that rabbits dynamite!"
Itd be the first shirt with an animal on it that wasnt a wolf that id buy ,....Growl!
LOOK AT THE BONES!!!Originally Posted by Kiba
"Look over there!"
"What's he do nibble your bum"
"Oh Lord bless this holy hand grenade , so thy may blow thy enemy's to bits"
I swear that movie has some of the most classic lines in a comedy movie.
And just before the monster killed them all, the animator had a heart attack and died.
So I've been reading Gulliver's Travels, and I just read the part where one of the crazy Laputian "Projectors", in other words a scientist, made an invention to get rid of people's gas. Basically you stick a bellows up the person's anus and pump it a few times so that it draws the gas out.
He tests it on a dog while Gulliver is watching, and after a few tries the dog falls over dead.
I love this book.
I bet Hardcore animal right's activist's would go crazy reading that book lol.... "throw it in the bonfire they killed a dog zomg!"
Oh wait, I had it wrong. It was a wolf. And a rabbit killed it.
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