OT: Life Under Shaperla's police state, starting from scratch.

[Shaperla]

Strid! Welcome back. Ignore Kestegs, the rest of us do. Never liked him much anyways, he is so much younger than I am but thinks he is old. (insert crotchety old man grumbling here)

[kestegs]

Hey now!

I don't think I'm old, it's everyone else around here that has that problem.

[kamap]

Everyone else around here is right.

[Pyrotechnician]

Aren't you born in 1831, Pyro?

The only person born in 1831 is oldstegs' wife.

Everyone else around here is right.

Oh dis.

[kestegs]

Actually, the wife is even older than I am!

[kamap]

Well you are ancient does that make her ancienter?

[kestegs]

Isn't that the definition of ancienter?

[Pyrotechnician]

The definition of ancienter is more ancient than ancient.

[kestegs]

So the definition of ancienter is ancienter?

[Shaperla]

Seems reasonable.