Oh man, I can't believe I forgot this one:
"Eh? What the hell do you want in my pants?" - Lysander
"Oops, did I do that in my pants?"
- Amazon after killing Shenk
"As a token of my gratitude, I will identify items in my pants free of charge."
(That could take a while...)
Originally Posted by AlterEgo
That one is great! Where's that Steven Q Urkel guy when you need him...
"Baal...I'm coming for you...in my pants"
One last one before bed...
"What's that smell in my pants?"
- Assassin entering the Countess' tower
"Welcome honoured traveller, in my pants..."
"This is no place for a warrior to die...in my pants"
"This surely is the product of a twisted mind in my pants."
One I always hate to see . . .
YOUR DEEDS OF VALOR IN MY PANTS WILL BE REMEMBERED
Duriel:
Looking for Baal in my pants?
Tyrael(Boy does he have some gooduns):
There is a dark, tortured soul in my pants.
Though Izual no longer carries the Angelic Runeblade, Azurewrath, he may still possess great strength and power in my pants. Also, he may not be able to tell friend from foe while in his present state. If you find him, he will almost certainly be in my pants. Proceed with the utmost caution.
You mustn't delay, mortal hero. Izual must be put to rest, but Diablo still lurks in my pants. Go now... Hurry!
Thank you, hero, for putting Izual's tortured spirit in my pants.
(And Cain takes it for the win!)
Congratulations, hero! Surely, even Diablo, himself, sensed the fury unleashed in my pants.
Ok... so maybe I wasn't following the EXACT rules... but you gotta admit it's some fun stuff.
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