[Off-Topic] The Graveyard: Eventually Everyone Ends Up Here.

[Mad Mantis]

Why are you restricting it to sane individuals? Do you have something against the rest of us?

No. I was referring to the fact that sane people will probably not be able to cope with the amount of mutilation resulting from a chainsaw cage match. Insane people are of course encouraged to take notes and give feedback on how to improve the mutilation. :uhhuh:

[cotton]

No. I was referring to the fact that sane people will probably not be able to cope with the amount of mutilation resulting from a chainsaw cage match. Insane people are of course encouraged to take notes and give feedback on how to improve the mutilation. :uhhuh:

Oh, in that case, I would remove the chainsaws and have them beat each other to death with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Paris' new beau could tape the thing and put it on the internet.

[Mad Mantis]

Oh, in that case, I would remove the chainsaws and have them beat each other to death with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Paris' new beau could tape the thing and put it on the internet.

That sounds like fun. But it wouldn’t be very DooM, would it?

[corax]

Not particularly. One of the things in those kinds of movies is the fact that they always deviate from canon, but that is not my biggest problem with those films.
A comic lets me determine the motivations of a character to a certain degree. I know the background of that character and I can fill in how he would react in certain situations. In my mind Wolverine will react differently in a certain situation than your Wolverine. In a film the actor playing Wolverine fills this in for me. It normally destroys how I think about a character.

thats why the LOTR movies destroyed the books for me. The movies were horribly different to my perception so IMO they were crap and now whenever i read the book those are the images i get. at least they didn't stain the image of Tom Bombadil. he is t3h schnizzle.
I LIKE PILLOWS!!!
DO YOU LIKE PILLOWS?
i'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANYTHING HARD!!!!

[cotton]

That sounds like fun. But it wouldn’t be very DooM, would it?

I don't DooM, so I don't really know. But they could spin around in a circle very fast with one of the stick women used as a flail, or repeatedly strike each other overhand with rigid vamps in repeated succession, which would make it very DII.

[Mad Mantis]

thats why the LOTR movies destroyed the books for me. The movies were horribly different to my perception so IMO they were crap and now whenever i read the book those are the images i get. at least they didn't stain the image of Tom Bombadil. he is t3h schnizzle.

Luckily for me I never read any of the LoTR books.

I don't DooM, so I don't really know. But they could spin around in a circle very fast with one of the stick women used as a flail, or repeatedly strike each other overhand with rigid vamps in repeated succession, which would make it very DII.

But that is OnT and we can't have that. :rolleyes:

[Patsy]

Why kiss me stones!

'Tis St. Patsy's Day!

Drink up, me bonny, bony boyos!

-Patsy
"Touch me lucky charms, and I'll blow your *** to pieces!"

[corax]

Why kiss me stones!

'Tis St. Patsy's Day!

Drink up, me bonny, bony boyos!

-Patsy
"Touch me lucky charms, and I'll blow your *** to pieces!"

ye be a day late to be sure to be sure!

yesterday(st pat's day) was laos my bday. i scored a vex for it

[cotton]

But that is OnT and we can't have that. :rolleyes:

What about using them as mallets, a-la Whack-a-Mole?

[corax]

What about using them as mallets, a-la Whack-a-Mole?

what about using mallets to whack the moles?