[Off-Topic] The Graveyard: Eventually Everyone Ends Up Here.

[Mad Mantis]

Does anybody know who gets to decide whether hotels and restaurants get 4 or 5 stars?

Over here there is a special organisation for that. They employ various inspectors who operate much like the Michelin people. The inspectors come over and pretend to be regular customers. Several different inspectors visit the same hotel at different times throughout a year.

Writing something sensible for philosophy might be an oxymoron.

True, but I meant something that won't get me a 1.

there is no help for you

Thanks for rubbing it in. I just might need to go watch Dr. Phil.

[Ash Housewares]

Thanks for rubbing it in. I just might need to go watch Dr. Phil.

you're trying to make sense out of philosophy and subjecting yourself to Dr. Phil?

why do you hate yourself MM, no one can love you if you don't love yourself

[Beatboxer]

Doctor Phil hates people. (especially children.)

[Ash Housewares]

Doctor Phil hates people. (especially children.)

lost in time, surrounded by evil, low on gas

we need something positive to focus on

My advise to you is to start drinking heavily

[Mad Mantis]

you're trying to make sense out of philosophy and subjecting yourself to Dr. Phil?

why do you hate yourself MM, no one can love you if you don't love yourself

Currently it feels like my life is going down the crapper. Philosophy is something I'm forced to take and I thought that it couldn't be just a coincidence that philosophy and Dr. Phil both have "phil" in their name. I was wrong.

[Necrochild313]

They employ various inspectors who operate much like the Michelin people. The inspectors come over and pretend to be regular customers.

Is that sorta like that big Michelin Guy? If so I think they'd be able to tell the difference between a regular customer and the inspecters.

"Oh how Large and Tubey you are sir!"

"Steward, bring him to room 14A and give him the wine out of the inspector coffers."

[Mad Mantis]

Is that sorta like that big Michelin Guy? If so I think they'd be able to tell the difference between a regular customer and the inspecters.

Fro what I heard they look like normal people, although they have a fixation with giving out stars. Kind of like Mario.

[Necrochild313]

Fro what I heard they look like normal people, although they have a fixation with giving out stars. Kind of like Mario.

That's because Mario has plenty of stars to spare from all those magic mushroooms and power flowers.

[Mad Mantis]

That's because Mario has plenty of stars to spare from all those magic mushroooms and power flowers.

Since there are all these shrooms and flowers in the pastures would that mean that cows are all high?

[HarbingersOfSkulls]

Since there are all these shrooms and flowers in the pastures would that mean that cows are all high?

only my mother-in-law...she won't let the other cows get any.

HoS