Scott Peterson verdict

[Freemason]

Guilty 1st degree



I don't believe it. OJ let us down, the "real killer" struck again!

In a related story, violence has broken out between those that believe Elvis was the wheelman and those that insist Mario of MarioKart fame drove. The police could not be reached. Neighbors said they didn't care.

In a related story, there was a robbery at the local Krispy Kreme store. The SWAT Team was called in as well as every K-9 unit in the tri-state area.

In a related story, Krispy Kreme stock gained 300 points today.

In other news, a dog exploded today. No humans were injured but hundreds of fleas lost their lives. Donations are being taken at the Raid factory.

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Ouch! you beat me to it!!

somehow, you must have CHEATED!

[Widann]

Damn you people work fast. I just saw this on the news like 5 seconds ago. 1st degree is eligible for the death penalty right?

[Kitana]

He got 1st degree for his wife, and 2nd degree for the baby.

Fox was saying that he gets either life in prison, or the death penalty.

[Amra]

Now I know what to send him for Chistmas.

[Yaboosh]

Score one for pro-lifers.

[Nerf-Herder]

Buuuuuuuuuurn!!!

[toader]

Um...who?

Maybe I shoulda watched some news in the last few weeks... :lol:

[maccool]

Booo or yay. I have no idea what this hubbub is about and I don't care. Well, unless this cat stole some diamonds and made a daring escape through the streets of Geneva. That might be kind of neat. Somehow, given the reactions here, I think it's much less interesting than my scenario.

[Freemason]

somehow, you must have CHEATED!

It's called having the thread already typed and having a live feed via radio to the reading of the verdict. All I had to do was hit Submit Reply and voila! Instant scoop