To Garbad_the_weak

[sbc84]

To the most vigilant and dedicated moderator on our worthy forums, Garbad-the-weak,

I sincerely apologize for my rash and unjust flaming two weeks ago. And in my humble opinion, I believe it was a very prudent decision on your part, despite your miniscule intellect and lack of total reason, to temp ban me from your forums.

I know that flaming is a waste of my time, your time, and the time of other individuals who are involved. Even an incompetent, ego inflated, power hungry dimwit such as yourself can deduce this. Again I apologize from the bottom of my heart.

I can understand the pressure of moderating bustling forums, and the incredible mental and physical strain upon the body and mind. Effort which can be ranked upon the levels of cleaning dog **** of your lawn or saying “You want fries wit dat?”. Such a task can only be accomplished by those devoid of human contact (except perhaps with oneself) and any sort of education beyond the preschool level. As the saying, “If the shoe fits”, I believe this task is perfect for an underachieving worm such as yourself.

I mean, to be able to accomplish such studious and rigorous tasks as you have, one must be well bred and raised. Having a mother who believes cigarettes and beer to be part of the daily diet and that dropping a child on his/her head will increase his intelligence is an integral part. A father who believes bonding with his child involves activities that would disgust and repulse Michael Jackson. You my friend, have the upbringing fitting that of which I have just described.

Well, that’s all I have to say. Wouldn’t want all this flattery to fill that vacant head of yours. The capacity of your brain might not be able to support it, and we wouldn’t want that to happen now.

I apologize once more, since perhaps you did not understand what I meant the first few times I said it.

[HandofElysium]

To the most vigilant and dedicated moderator on our worthy forums, Garbad-the-weak,

I sincerely apologize for my rash and unjust flaming two weeks ago. And in my humble opinion, I believe it was a very prudent decision on your part, despite your miniscule intellect and lack of total reason, to temp ban me from your forums.

I know that flaming is a waste of my time, your time, and the time of other individuals who are involved. Even an incompetent, ego inflated, power hungry dimwit such as yourself can deduce this. Again I apologize from the bottom of my heart.

I can understand the pressure of moderating bustling forums, and the incredible mental and physical strain upon the body and mind. Effort which can be ranked upon the levels of cleaning dog **** of your lawn or saying “You want fries wit dat?”. Such a task can only be accomplished by those devoid of human contact (except perhaps with oneself) and any sort of education beyond the preschool level. As the saying, “If the shoe fits”, I believe this task is perfect for an underachieving worm such as yourself.

I mean, to be able to accomplish such studious and rigorous tasks as you have, one must be well bred and raised. Having a mother who believes cigarettes and beer to be part of the daily diet and that dropping a child on his/her head will increase his intelligence is an integral part. A father who believes bonding with his child involves activities that would disgust and repulse Michael Jackson. You my friend, have the upbringing fitting that of which I have just described.

Well, that’s all I have to say. Wouldn’t want all this flattery to fill that vacant head of yours. The capacity of your brain might not be able to support it, and we wouldn’t want that to happen now.

I apologize once more, since perhaps you did not understand what I meant the first few times I said it.

Why not just a PM?

[fugitive alien2]

Why not just a PM?

because either way he's perm-banned and wants to go out with a bang? (even though this will be gone before 6 people see it)

[Buliarios]

because either way he's perm-banned and wants to go out with a bang? (even though this will be gone before 6 people see it)

Lol, I don't know wat to say but, buh bye.

Guess you didn't get a big bang that u wanted heh.

[SommerSky]

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Please do not use the forums as your personal message board, you have other options such as PM and email.

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