I wear my underwear on the outside.
Outerwear.
I sample grapes at grocery store without paying for them. I also return tapes unrewinded. Sometimes even worst, I will fart in an elevator full of people and get off immediately.
Sarcastic comments is my weapon of choice
ouch, the Man is going to get you for thatOriginally Posted by Freemason
myself I often avoid shaving and ironing my clothes for work
I am polite and quiet and always end sentences with sir, raising heck as usual
waits for Ash;s head to start spinning around, spewing pea soup
Sometimes I say "Hey, dude" to my teachers when I'm not paying attention to social guidelines.
I often cough and sneeze without covering my mouth in public.
I ignore all authority figures by not doing what they tell me to do, because I already did it.
I cross the street after the red hand starts flashing.
And I have been known to run with scissors.
I shoot at windows of passing cars on the highway with my BB gun while smoking pot :teeth:
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