I'm in training to do hits for the mob. Right now, I'm the person who holds the guy's arms behind his back while my partner kicks him repeatedly in the kidneys.
I don't have a job. :( Anyone want to offer me one?
I'm house-broken and potty trained.
I suppose I could pull the old cop-out that I'm a full-time student. (I probably put in 50-60 hours a week on average for school if that's worths anything.)
Im a babysitter for the state...that is, a teacher (paraprofessional if you wanna be a dick about it). I work with the severe and profound disabled population, helping them learn job skills while they throw their shoes at me and bite my arm...
I work at Circuit City also. I'm in the Technology department (computers, digital camcorders, billy goats). I just started, and it's pretty cool. I didn't know jack about cameras a few weeks ago and now I know everything. Right now I'm at a local community college, gonna transfer to some type of 4-year school within a year or two I hope. I like to take things slow (in other words, im a friggin' moron). Also, im backpacking throughout europe this summer for a month with my best friend, so im doing a lot of odd jobs over the weekend to earn some quick cash. If anyone has any specific place that they reccomend I visit, please let me know. Thanks!!
I work for Elemental Studios a small web design company, who knew that a 15 year old could get a decent job(20$ an hour) checking code and doing the basic layout?
Would you like to biggie size that for just 39 cents?
(Customer) And I also want a jr bacon...
I'm sorry, did you want to biggie size your combo for 39 cents?
(Customer) Oh. No that's okay. I also want to order...
What kind of drink would you like?
(Customer) Well what kinds do you have?
Well, ******, why don't you look on the menu? See those? The big colorful company logos advertising their wonderful drink?? PICK ONE!!!
edit: when did mentally handicapped become a cuss word?
Originally Posted by Malibu, CA
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