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[Ana]

They're dastardly evil demons, that can't stand to see anyone getting any.....err.....having fun.

Well, you're ahum married now, so no use for the cabana anymore.

[Darkwell]

Well, you're ahum married now, so no use for the cabana anymore.

True, but now it's gone....no one can use it. And, there were actually a few(very few) instances of legitimate massage giving.

[Ana]

True, but now it's gone....no one can use it. And, there were actually a few(very few) instances of legitimate massage giving.

Well, maybe I'll rebuild it, me still single. *brings in wood, hammer, nails, electrical saw, measurement tape*
I'm quite handy, you know. Still got some vacation to waste...

[Darkwell]

I'm quite handy, you know.

Yes, I know....I remember the first cabana *cough* massage.

*starts to lay foundation forms*

I was a carpenter for 15 yrs. Let's get this thing rebuilt....and in use again.

[Ana]

Yes, I know....I remember the first cabana *cough* massage.

*starts to lay foundation forms*

I was a carpenter for 15 yrs. Let's get this thing rebuilt....and in use again.

Let's make it out of stone this time *throws out the wood and brings in the concrete*. Lot harder to tear down

[Darkwell]

Let's make it out of stone this time *throws out the wood and brings in the concrete*. Lot harder to tear down

Great idea!

*puts on masonry gear.....adjusts pants to show butt-crack..(it's traditional)*

[Ana]

Great idea!

*puts on masonry gear.....adjusts pants to show butt-crack..(it's traditional)*

Charming...

*gets herself a large Coebergh, straight, no ice*

[Darkwell]

Charming...

*gets herself a large Coebergh, straight, no ice*

Yes, masons are a charming lot.

*swigs cheap beer*

*burb*......*fart*......*burp*

[Ana]

Yes, masons are a charming lot.

*swigs cheap beer*

*burb*......*fart*......*burp*

Don't let that beer get to you. Just put those bricks on the right spot and you'll be just fine.

[Darkwell]

Don't let that beer get to you. Just put those bricks on the right spot and you'll be just fine.

I'm a mason, I don't do heavy labor.

*directs apprentice to pile of bricks*