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    Re: Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

    Yay. Happy Canadia day!

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    Re: Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

    Heisenberg and schrodinger are driving in a car. A cop pulls them over and asks Heisenberg "do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied "no, but I can tell you exactly where I was. Thinking this was an odd response the cop looked in their car. He came back to schrodinger and asks "sir, did you know there is a dead vast in your trunk?" schrodinger responded "no, but I do now".
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    Re: Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

    More bad Jokes that kestegs wont get

    A neutrion walks into a bar, the bartender says we don't serve neutrinos here, the neutrino says that's ok I was just passing through.

    Three logicians walk into a bar, the bartender says would you all like a beer? The first logician says I'm not sure, the second logician says I'm not sure, the third logician says yes.

    An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says, 'know your limits', and pours two beers

    Q. What’s the contour integral around western Europe?
    A. Zero, all the poles are in eastern Europe.

    Q. What did the mathematician say after thanksgiving dinner?
    A. SQRT(-1/64)


    Q. Where do Native Americans store their energy?
    A. In ATP.


    Q: Why does Karl Marx's toilet always play music when it flushes?
    A: Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

    and my favourite


    Mahatma Gandhi was known to frequently walk barefoot and consequently the soles of his feet became thick and very hard. He also was, of course, known to be a man of deep spiritual conviction. He undertook hunger strikes as a political protest and at times was both thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his weird diet, he suffered from bad breath. VERY bad breath.
    In other words, he was a a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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    Re: Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

    I blame everything on the big bang!

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    Re: Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

    People wanted more scrubs clips

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    Re: Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

    Check-out girl says to her colleague, "You can always tell the married men from the single men and i will prove it, watch this."

    Guy comes up to the checkout with one tin of beans, one half loaf of bread, one tomato ,one apple and a small milk.

    She says, "You're a single man you aren't you?"
    He says, "oh my, yeah! how did you know that?"
    She says "Because you're a right ugly f**ker"

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    Re: Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

    Quote Originally Posted by BipolarChemist View Post
    Canada's birthday is today, so I get Monday off! Woo!
    I think Canada is trying to copy the US and they were jealous of the US so they put their birthday 3 days before the US independence day.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi View Post
    Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

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    Re: Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

    Morning Bar.

    I agree with Pyro.

    *serves Dew

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    Re: Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

    Quote Originally Posted by Pyrotechnician View Post
    I think Canada is trying to copy the US and they were jealous of the US so they put their birthday 3 days before the US independence day.
    This makes sense.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drystan View Post
    Definitely need more Scrubs videos.

    Night kestegs. No work for me all week. A client (major hours for us) pulled all their works for July, which we were relying on. So taking forced annual leave. Oh well.
    That's too bad, but enjoy the time off.

    All the jokes were good. Well, except Jcakes' of course.

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    Re: Etdlahq Memorial Bar - your shelter from forum crashes

    Quote Originally Posted by Pyrotechnician View Post
    I think Canada is trying to copy the US and they were jealous of the US so they put their birthday 3 days before the US independence day.
    Nobody cares enough about the US to be jealous of them.

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