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kestegs
21-10-2011, 00:38
...And people say we monkey around,
But we're too busy singing
To put anybody down.


Welcome to the Monk OT thread!

I held off making an OT thread as long as I could, but I do love me some OT!

I'm the new Monk mod, so lets get to know each other :wave:


Have fun and keep it clean, and don't forget to obey all the forum rules!


Oh...and I guess I have to give credit to corax for the title, I'm sure he'll be along shortly.

starrise
21-10-2011, 01:39
I hate you so much that I love you! (For the pun. You will receive a pun-ishment later.)

Also good to have an OT now.

Kornkills
21-10-2011, 01:46
Ohhh yea another OT thread! I cant decide if I want to play monk or barb first... and the WD and wizard look really cool... Dh is bland and will be last for sure.... I might die when D3 comes out, def going to take 7 days off work (or so)

kestegs
21-10-2011, 02:50
It was corax's pun, so feel free to hate away!

I feel a bit obligated to make my first character a monk. That's okay though, I'm terrible at making decisions anyway so this will make it easy!

Leopold Stotch
21-10-2011, 03:32
i get to be on the first page! :cloud9:

nice 'tar, Korn!

and another OT thread to keep up with?! :shocked: oh noes.... Kegs, you sure are keeping me on my toes like a ballerina!

Kornkills
21-10-2011, 04:36
thanks! i almost got to say first! /bwahahahaha

FredOfErik
21-10-2011, 05:59
more than 5 hours and corax haven't shown up yet? did not expect that!

Can you drink here as well?

*brings out the banana shakes*

Kornkills
21-10-2011, 06:03
can monks drink? are they like priests? if not i might name my monk i make on hardcore "drunk"

FredOfErik
21-10-2011, 06:05
For some reason I believe they drink tea. A lot of tea. Herbal, healing stuff and such.

On the other hand some of them aren't allowed to talk either. That would make this a pretty boring OT.

Kornkills
21-10-2011, 06:06
*sign language*

*frantic hand gestures*

*even more frantic*

*sad face*

corax
21-10-2011, 06:09
*facepalm* you know what you did.

also it appears kornkills is now purple. i dont remember him being purple yesterday

Kornkills
21-10-2011, 06:24
i crossed into the puuuurple!!!! really wanted the bigger pm box for trading annnd idk, i like this site and forums a lot. will continue to be a great community with diabblo 3

Jcakes
21-10-2011, 06:44
So far it is just the regulars from the other OT threads :p

corax
21-10-2011, 06:57
yeah. come on monks. COME GET SOME!

coju
21-10-2011, 07:39
I enjoy the purple.
And Killkills, *Kornkills, very nice avatar. I almost want to get dvd-netflix instead of just the stream in order to get those shows. I've only watched the 1st 3 discs, as the friend I borrowed them from had the last 3 already lent out.
Ohhh, Alucard's the guys name, right? LOVED that giant pistol he has!

FredOfErik
21-10-2011, 07:47
Well, I'm not a monk, I can continue to talk.

I would be offended aswell corax. There's nothing worse than when the lesser minds are given credit for the work of their superiors.

corax
21-10-2011, 07:47
ah giant pistols. i has a giant pistol.

no wait .thats a potato

Kornkills
21-10-2011, 07:48
ya alucard is the name. i have the dvd box set, i usually watch it at least once a year or so. love it. esp seras victoria, she is so fine :)

Fercil
21-10-2011, 07:48
So far it is just the regulars from the other OT threads :p
Oh hi!

I thought to leave the poor silly monks alone since they were already punished with Kegs but then I found I couldn't resist myself.

It's 11am and I'm thinking about beer. That good?

FredOfErik
21-10-2011, 07:53
Oh hi!

I thought to leave the poor silly monks alone since they were already punished with Kegs but then I found I couldn't resist myself.

It's 11am and I'm thinking about beer. That good?

Here it's only 10 AM and I'm thinking about it aswell. I can decide what beer I'll buy, though. In three hours I get off from work and then it's time to take my family to a local brewery.

zemaj
21-10-2011, 07:55
damn it.... missed the first page :(

FredOfErik
21-10-2011, 07:57
damn it.... missed the first page :(

Change your settings to 40 posts per page
refresh monkey thread
-> profit

corax
21-10-2011, 07:57
tomorrow beer will commence at breakfast so its fine

Kornkills
21-10-2011, 08:09
mmmmmmmmm beer... too bad i wont have internet in about 6 hours for like 6 days :(

zemaj
21-10-2011, 08:13
beer for breakfast?

now that's my kind of start to the morning...

corax
21-10-2011, 08:17
what'd you do korn WHAT'D YOU DO!


yeah i got 5 days off and its my second weekend off this year

FredOfErik
21-10-2011, 08:20
My work days would seriously suck with out internet. This week I've been alone in the office. Guess how much work stuff I've been doing.

corax
21-10-2011, 08:22
all of it?

i wish i had internets at work. probably best i dont but it'd be sweet.

FredOfErik
21-10-2011, 08:24
nope, you're wrong.

Internet at work is dangerous. I especially hate links marked with NSFW. I always want to press them so bad.

Kornkills
21-10-2011, 08:25
i am moving into my apartment, finally getting out of this hotel after two weeks...

but the internet won't be set up until the 26th supposedly :(

i feel i will be very very bored... so ima stay up all night and get the most out of internet for tonight!

FredOfErik
21-10-2011, 08:26
That's going to be one long week :P

Kornkills
21-10-2011, 08:28
i might not make it!!! going to have to get an xbox game i guess, thinking forza 4

FredOfErik
21-10-2011, 08:35
I've always wanted to have a consol. Never had though.

corax
21-10-2011, 08:40
NSFW?

sad korn. getting out of the hotel is good though. i once got stuck in one for 2m onths. and it was a nice beachfront holiday apartment buuuuut i just wanted my stuff. so by the end i just wanted to get into a house.

Kornkills
21-10-2011, 08:42
yea, cant wait to sleep in my new bed tomorrow! first time buying a bed, and that matress is sooooo goood.. better be for 850$usd! <3 wasting money once a yer

FredOfErik
21-10-2011, 08:46
NSFW?

You don't get around the interwebs a lot, do you?

Not safe for work.
Usually involves profanity, nudity or what ever of some sort - often in a funny context. Stuff that doesn't look good on your screen, when your colleagues look.

coju
21-10-2011, 10:11
[QUOTE=FredOfErik;8072128]Here it's only 10 AM and I'm thinking about it aswell.

tomorrow beer will commence at breakfast so its fine
I enjoy my hard liquor at 0715. That's when it's the absolute finest.

Lo, I do get off work at 0700, approx 10mns home, shoes off, dog outside, find a cup, pour some ice, give dog piece of ice, profit.

kestegs
21-10-2011, 11:50
Only 4 pages?
/disappointed :p


It wasn't really an exact copy, as corax misspelled the name.

Being without internet for that amount of time would be unbearable!

Its rather a sea of purple in here isn't it!

Jcakes
21-10-2011, 12:09
I enjoy my hard liquor at 0715. That's when it's the absolute finest.

Lo, I do get off work at 0700, approx 10mns home, shoes off, dog outside, find a cup, pour some ice, give dog piece of ice, profit.

Just remember it is always 5o'clock somewhere so you are fine :p

Fercil
21-10-2011, 12:11
We lacked your inspirating presence o' master spammer. Can you ever forgive us this underachieving?

kestegs
21-10-2011, 12:19
I'll try to let it slide this time.

Have I ever mentioned how much I love Jimmy Buffet?

Jcakes
21-10-2011, 12:23
Yeah we need help from Modstegs the Uberspammer.

It is rather purple here, it is almost like a PAL /OT thread :p

kestegs
21-10-2011, 12:28
We need some yellow monks to visit. You guys probably scared them all off already though!

Jcakes
21-10-2011, 12:34
It is funny, the default colour is blue for me because I use the white forum skin

kestegs
21-10-2011, 12:37
Why are you such a racist?

Blue people have feelings too!

Jcakes
21-10-2011, 12:40
I was just saying it is funny, whenever you say "yellow people" (as in Non Pals) I try to work out what you mean, then I realise you mean "blue people"

kestegs
21-10-2011, 12:45
I know, I was just kidding. I just don't like the other skins, makes it feel like the wrong website.

Jcakes
21-10-2011, 12:50
White is a good skin for browsing at work :)

kestegs
21-10-2011, 12:59
Yea, looks a bit more like a normal web page I'd guess.

Jcakes
21-10-2011, 13:02
I just changed to Green .... it hurst my eyes

kestegs
21-10-2011, 13:08
That's the only one I ever really liked, but I've just been at the standard for the last 6 months or so.

FredOfErik
21-10-2011, 14:42
I think I'll need to try the white one as well. I'm browsing the forums quuiiite a bit at work.

kestegs
21-10-2011, 14:49
Same here...

But I don't have to hide it :p

corax
21-10-2011, 14:55
i just use the red. mmm red.

Noodle
21-10-2011, 21:54
I think my avatar captures how I feel about monkeys.

kestegs
21-10-2011, 22:01
I hadn't quite put that one together yet.

I'm keeping my eye on you!

corax
21-10-2011, 23:21
he prefers shaved monkeys.

Kaysaar
22-10-2011, 00:13
This is unbelieveable cross forum spamming...

kestegs
22-10-2011, 00:16
This is unbelieveable cross forum spamming...

You had no idea, did you? Don't you feel out of the loop now?

corax
22-10-2011, 00:20
you should see all the others we do

Kaysaar
22-10-2011, 00:20
I checked this out earlier today, when the thread only had about 30 posts. I do think that the epic spam volume from seasoned spammers like yourself may scare off fledgling spammers that have yet to find their nascent talent...

kestegs
22-10-2011, 00:25
I agree with this, but what are you going to do? I didn't even tell any of them about it, I was trying to let it ease in and maybe invite some actual monks in...

ce la vi! (I'm sure I horribly butchered that spelling)

Kaysaar
22-10-2011, 00:27
C'est la vie!

I think that you should add "OT" to the front of the thread title, just to make it clear. It's hard to invite people to an OT thread if they're not naturally OT people.

kestegs
22-10-2011, 00:29
I had Ot in the title but removed it because I thought it looked bad, I could add it back though of course.

Kaysaar
22-10-2011, 00:32
Too bad you can't somehow incentivize participation in this thread by non-SPF spammers.

corax
22-10-2011, 00:33
add it back.

the monk people are not natural OT people. they reported my original OT thread in here as spam

kestegs
22-10-2011, 00:37
Well, it did have a rather inappropriate first post! I should have copied what you wrote, it was pretty bad I think.

Kaysaar
22-10-2011, 00:40
I think that once the actual game comes out, and more people flock to the forums, then the OT aspects of the forum will develop more. People will come here for information and socialization, rather than simply dissecting the Beta, which seems to be the current trend here.

kestegs
22-10-2011, 00:46
Yea, there hasn't been much new info in the last few weeks, so the class forums are rather slow. It will get busy eventually. There have been about 5 posts in the last week, its really slow.

corax
22-10-2011, 00:48
i don't think it as THAT bad

Jcakes
22-10-2011, 00:49
Yeah hopefully we get some more spammers, though I don't mind having somewhere else to talk to the same people about random **** :)

corax
22-10-2011, 00:55
you're right of course. we did need another place

kestegs
22-10-2011, 01:12
It really is that slow I'm not exaggerating at all.

Kaysaar
22-10-2011, 01:18
Ha! I made a relevant monk post.

kestegs
22-10-2011, 01:23
Ha! I made a relevant monk post.

This is disturbing. Please don't make a habit of it.

Kaysaar
22-10-2011, 01:26
Sorry Modstegs :(

kestegs
22-10-2011, 01:30
There will be no useful info in my ot thread!!!!

corax
22-10-2011, 01:53
i had a friend in high school who was so bad at rollerblading. to stop himself on downhills hed either grab trees and lightpoles etc ooooor he'd throw himself onto peoples lawns and roll til he stopped.

he came with me and my brother round the dam and into the next town over one day (20-25kms). when we got there he realised he lost his wallet. so we made him wait were he was and we went back to hunt (he was slow too). found it about 2kms from our house on a front lawn he'd rolled down.
So we just went home and i drove us back. We gave the wallet to him which was empty bar for a picture so we assumed someone had stolen everything. nope he is overjoyed as everything is how he left it.

So he had no money, no cards, no id nothing bar a picture of a probiscus monkey.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3536/3299829794_a6113cbed2.jpg

that was it. yet he paniced when he realised his wallet was gone.

morale of the story: it has a monkey in it. so the effort was worth it

kestegs
22-10-2011, 01:57
That's a bit creepy! I suppose the wallet in itself was maybe worth something too. I guess monkey's have more power than I thought.

That must be what happened to Noodle.

Dacar92
22-10-2011, 02:01
Welcome MONKees to the old D2 forum.

Kaysaar
22-10-2011, 02:24
Corax, that is one of the weirdest stories I've ever read.

kestegs
22-10-2011, 02:30
I don't think all this stuff actually happens to him. I think he just finds these stories and reposts them :p

That much weird stuff can't really happen to one person.

corax
22-10-2011, 04:23
you'd be surprised at the amount of weird stuff that has occured. i think its because i lack the ability to be traditionally embarrased so i find weird friends and occurences quite often

kestegs
22-10-2011, 04:34
A good base of weird friends is the key. I have normal friends, they don't do stuff like that.

corax
22-10-2011, 04:42
besides 1 or 2 i am actually the weird friend. and the guy who is prone to taking people up on their fake challanges.

the people at work dont believe me that if they get a chicken suit i will wear it for an entire 8 hour shift. i hope they get it.

kestegs
22-10-2011, 11:29
Not turning down bets or backing down from challenges will certainly make for some interesting things happening.

I think the customers might get a little worried if you were wearing a chicken suit.

corax
22-10-2011, 11:33
nah the deli is having a cooked chicken sale atm. so its mildly relevant.

working out the back with my knives and apron on might make it abit weird.

had some friends want me to go out into town with them tonight but i didn't. haven't been into the clubs for 4 years or so. bar one or two lone forays. pretty much everytime has ended in a fight. in townsville due to aj's. in mackay due to miners.

Kaysaar
22-10-2011, 12:06
What are aj's?

kestegs
22-10-2011, 12:15
Army jerks.

I stay out of bars. Nothing good in there.

corax
22-10-2011, 12:16
kegs has it in one.

yeah i do now aswell.

FredOfErik
22-10-2011, 15:48
I went to my favourite bar last night. It's an Irish pub, but it really isn't very Irish. Speaking of aj's I met a lot yesterday. Stole one of their jackets. Just returned it today. Alcohol makes you do silly things.

kestegs
22-10-2011, 16:02
Your really asking for a beat down aren't you!

You seem to do a lot of funny things when highly intoxicated. Maybe that's why we don't let people over here drink until they are 21!

FredOfErik
22-10-2011, 16:20
Yeah I kinda was..

I think the problem is that I'm too often higly intoxicated.
And I do think the 21 thing is rather ridicolous.

Kaysaar
22-10-2011, 20:12
I don't go to many bars - I don't have too many people that I want to go drinking with in NH. That, and drinking at bars gets expensive quickly.

Gorny
22-10-2011, 20:36
Hic !

corax
22-10-2011, 21:35
the key to drinking in bars is to be trashed by the time you get there. that way all you have to do is maintain the buzz.


nice work at stealing the jacket. pity you returned it

kestegs
22-10-2011, 22:02
Why go to a bar at all if you are already drunk?

I see Gorny finally found the place :wave:

corax
22-10-2011, 22:05
to steal stuff
karoake
run out of booze
chicks

kestegs
22-10-2011, 22:21
All bad reasons, in order:

Illegal
Disturbing
go to the store, you are going out either way
you are married

corax
22-10-2011, 22:24
good reasons in order:


awesome
awesome
good point but if i'm already out i may as well be out to enjoy one of the other 3. or inflict number 2 on other people.
i know i am, not everyone else is though. and who doesn't get a little thrill when another woman finds them attractive, whether you intend to do anything or not.

Gorny
22-10-2011, 23:01
Why go to a bar at all if you are already drunk?

I see Gorny finally found the place :wave:

I snuck in with the beer delivery.

corax
22-10-2011, 23:09
that would be why there are all these empty kegs

Gorny
22-10-2011, 23:16
Yes. I stowed away inside an empty keg...then finished off the others.

Skjolde
23-10-2011, 21:04
This should be stickied!

That is all.

kestegs
23-10-2011, 21:35
This keg is never empty, and you certainly can't stow away in it!

I could stick it, but it's not going anywhere either way :p

Kaysaar
23-10-2011, 21:54
I did it again Modstegs, I made a post of substance in another thread... my bad.

kestegs
23-10-2011, 22:03
Your a real troublemaker, I've got my eye on you!

:spy:

Kaysaar
23-10-2011, 23:46
My utility will not be stifled!

kestegs
23-10-2011, 23:54
I won't complain then I guess, someone has to keep this forum acrive!

Kaysaar
23-10-2011, 23:58
The forums are doing a good job of keeping my utility stifled... I wanted to start my reading for school two hours ago...

corax
24-10-2011, 00:09
silly kaysaar. i am making models and drinking and starting foruming. having a kid gives you mad multitask skills.

kegs is probably rewiring a house and spamming

kestegs
24-10-2011, 00:19
Not today I'm not, but I do do that sometimes.

Watching the world series right now.

Kaysaar
24-10-2011, 00:19
It's difficult to read about educational psychology and spam... Although I probably could apply operant conditioning methodology to manipulate forumites.

Gorny
24-10-2011, 00:24
what about kestegs and spam?

kestegs
24-10-2011, 00:25
I don't want to be manipulated please :D

Forums are pretty dangerous when you need to get some work done on a computer, I have the same problem.

corax
24-10-2011, 00:26
thats why i print my course work out and do it by hand. that way im only on the computer to copy it so spamming is ok too

kestegs
24-10-2011, 00:35
That's essentially what I have to do when working in the office, it's never really helped much.

corax
24-10-2011, 00:38
lol. it doesnt help me much either to be honest.

but i hate actually working on pcs

Kaysaar
24-10-2011, 00:39
I don't want to be manipulated please :D.

Too late, my friend, too late...

kestegs
24-10-2011, 00:41
Too late, my friend, too late...

I said please!!!

Have you no respect?

corax
24-10-2011, 00:42
not for green kegs.

Kaysaar
24-10-2011, 00:52
In my defense, I had started the process before you said please.

corax
24-10-2011, 00:55
and to go back now would be unfair on everyone else

kestegs
24-10-2011, 00:56
I'll be the decider of what's fair and what's not.

corax
24-10-2011, 00:58
when you will. i am after all the people's champion....


.....yeah i made that up

Jcakes
24-10-2011, 01:18
I vote that manipulating Kegs is fair. We need him to be a puppet ruler.

corax
24-10-2011, 01:32
i'm not putting my hand up there

Kaysaar
24-10-2011, 01:33
I can apply more educational psych to this thread. As experienced spammers and OT thread posters, we are modeling proper OT thread behavior with the hopes that the new monk forum participants learn from our examples!

Spamming and learning - the ultimate in multi-tasking!

corax
24-10-2011, 01:38
i could combine those words. but i did in my head. and now i've chosen not to.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 02:01
I think the monks have already given up on this thread. Maybe I should wype it and start fresh...

corax
24-10-2011, 02:09
you wouldnt wipe on ot thread. oh wait, yeah you would.

we'd just settle into the new one though

kestegs
24-10-2011, 02:27
No, if you really knew me you would know I would never wype an OT thread ;)

corax
24-10-2011, 02:46
ahhh the humanity!

i know what you did. and i will....not....stop.....

Kaysaar
24-10-2011, 02:47
I'm so lost...

kestegs
24-10-2011, 02:51
I'm so lost...

Don't worry, I don't know either.

Kaysaar
24-10-2011, 02:53
Thanks Modstegs, now I feel better.

corax
24-10-2011, 03:06
he deleted the most glorious ot thread in the history of the world.
now he denies it.

pretty sure lucas has bought the rights to it. i'm the good guy out for revenge as he killed my ot child

Jcakes
24-10-2011, 03:18
he deleted the most glorious ot thread in the history of the world.
now he denies it.

pretty sure lucas has bought the rights to it. i'm the good guy out for revenge as he killed my ot child

Worse than that, he deleted the OT thread and replaced it with an inferior copy

corax
24-10-2011, 03:44
he really did. it was a clever scheme but i am onto him

Jcakes
24-10-2011, 04:02
Out of interest what did your OP say in the original Monk OT?

kestegs
24-10-2011, 04:05
That has been stricken from all memory.

This one is not inferior, people actually posted in it, thus it wins.

Jcakes
24-10-2011, 04:09
That has been stricken from all memory.


Was it really that bad?

corax
24-10-2011, 04:11
it did get reported as spam....apparently...

Jcakes
24-10-2011, 04:16
it did get reported as spam....apparently...

Isn't that just par for the course for your posts?

Leopold Stotch
24-10-2011, 04:18
lame.


I think that once the actual game comes out, and more people flock to the forums, then the OT aspects of the forum will develop more. People will come here for information and socialization, rather than simply dissecting the Beta, which seems to be the current trend here.

:thumbup:


A good base of weird friends is the key. I have normal friends, they don't do stuff like that.

i could tell you some stories, Modstegs (haha, i really like that. gg, Kaysaar!) (hope i spelled them name right the first time. :)). i may have been the weird girl in school.... def was the quiet, "SWEET" girl (ugh!) and apparently i still am. >.> the one time i told some of my co-workers about how hot this one male customer's *** was and they were shocked.

"It's so surprising hearing you talk like this because you're innocent and sweet!"

"Um... okay? But I'm pretty sure that man is ***. No straight man I know wears more than a watch on his wrist." (he had a watch and, like, two bracelets on). but ohmyGAWD dat ***..... *squeal* :cloud9:

anyways, I'm a bit odd, but i know people who are way more odd.


I don't go to many bars - I don't have too many people that I want to go drinking with in NH. That, and drinking at bars gets expensive quickly.

si si!


I can apply more educational psych to this thread. As experienced spammers and OT thread posters, we are modeling proper OT thread behavior with the hopes that the new monk forum participants learn from our examples!

Spamming and learning - the ultimate in multi-tasking!

:nod:

:thumbup:

:alright:

:grin:

Jcakes
24-10-2011, 04:20
"It's so surprising hearing you talk like this because you're innocent and sweet!"


Are you sure these people actually know you :grin:

Leopold Stotch
24-10-2011, 04:24
they don't. :D which is why it weirds me out when i hear that and i get to thinking, "Do I really put that appearance up?" :ponder:

corax
24-10-2011, 04:25
people freak out when i catch women checking out male customers than put in my own opinion on said male.

Jcakes
24-10-2011, 04:26
they don't. :D which is why it weirds me out when i hear that and i get to thinking, "Do I really put that appearance up?" :ponder:

Maybe you need to stop thinking about sex at work and start talking about it instead.

Especially with Le Fat Man ;)

corax
24-10-2011, 04:44
le fat man?

Leopold Stotch
24-10-2011, 04:56
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

*throws up on Cakes*

ah, nvm. I did.

*wipes mouth on his shirt sleeve*

stay golden, pony boy. /smacks rear

But i like thinking about sex. keeps me entertained... A LOT.

corax
24-10-2011, 05:04
you are odd leo

Jcakes
24-10-2011, 05:15
/showers .... ah much better.

Oh and I think you might be in denial about Le Fat Man Leo.

You even called him Le (as in Leo) .... coincidence?? I think not

corax
24-10-2011, 05:21
i've missed something

Jcakes
24-10-2011, 05:27
i've missed something

You obviously haven't read a lot of Leos posts.

corax
24-10-2011, 05:43
does she think shes fat? cos shes not. shes quite pretty

Jcakes
24-10-2011, 06:26
Le fat man is Leo's Boss

corax
24-10-2011, 06:37
ah. now i see. how much fun is it rolling fat people down hills

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 06:55
Wazzup spamboyz?!

Arg. Back to work. Luckily my job isn't so hard that it matters if the forums take away my attention. Making coffee and copy/pasting all day, every day :D

corax
24-10-2011, 07:28
bugger that. i wouldnt be able to do it

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 07:43
Well, I do other stuff as well. But not much that is actually challenging. However, I didn't came here for the work - I came here for the experience and to learn the language. The work is only for a year so I'll definitely be OK.

Jcakes
24-10-2011, 07:53
Fair enough, I would probably do that kind of job to learn a language.

A mate of mine is doing an engineering job in Santiago. He did not know Spanish when he started, now he is fluent

corax
24-10-2011, 08:15
and german is such a happy language

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 09:44
German is a wonderful language!

Servus Jungs! Ich bin der FoE. Ein, zwei, drei! Prost! Zufall! Modstegs ist blöd und corax ist sein Mädel!

I spoke a tiny bit of German before I got here but it has improved a lot. I've been here for almost three months now.

Grüß Gott.

corax
24-10-2011, 09:58
yeah im all the madel.

i'm so awesome i am in 3-4 peoples sigs now.

coju
24-10-2011, 10:20
Ja! Ja!
One of the only things I remember from my German Class was some video where this girl lost her kitten: "Vicki! Vicki! Wo bist du!?"
And some sad kid: "So ein pech"/"So ein mist"
And some "nice" words we all looked up.

corax
24-10-2011, 10:24
yeah i translated the german. then i lol'd

coju
24-10-2011, 10:27
add it back.

the monk people are not natural OT people. they reported my original OT thread in here as spam
This is hilarious.

Yeah hopefully we get some more spammers, though I don't mind having somewhere else to talk to the same people about random **** :)
I did notice this when I visited the other forums y'all seem to frequent. Same people, completely different topics.

Welcome MONKees to the old D2 forum.
I cannot believe this was ignored! I do not understand the old d2 forum. My guess is because monk was an original d character, that 'they' just re-opened it?

corax
24-10-2011, 10:50
'they'? the man is involved.

we just try tyo ignore dacar whenever possible

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 10:57
My German vocabulary also contains quite a bit of "nice" words.

And yes the OT-threads definitely consists of the same group of hardcore spammers. Some fresh meat would be nice!

corax
24-10-2011, 11:02
there is some different meat in some of the other ot threads. variety is the spice of life. but you dont want to be cast adrift either

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 11:20
That was deep 'rax!

corax
24-10-2011, 11:23
no it wasn't. it was drunk

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 11:25
Again? What time is it down under?

corax
24-10-2011, 11:31
9:30pm. but i have been working on it since 11am

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 11:34
Oh yeah, that's right. the 5-day weekend thing. Still on the soco buzz?

corax
24-10-2011, 11:39
yeah. had to get a new bottle.

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 11:44
Yes, kind of figured that out by myself.

I drank "car bombs" this weekend. Ever had one of those? It's disgusting. But kind of manly.

corax
24-10-2011, 11:48
whats in it?
i had fruit tingles last night

kestegs
24-10-2011, 11:51
whats in it?
i had fruit tingles last night

Wow, that sounds very lame!

I think Dacar was refering to the fact that this just a new OT thread with the same people in it from the D2 forums.

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 11:52
It's a 1/2 pint of guiness and a shot that's 1/2 baileys (or other cream licour) and 1/2 whiskey. You then drop the shot in the beer and down it.

Fercil
24-10-2011, 11:54
Not done that but just beer and a glass of whiskey dropped in it. Sounds relatively close to it.

Kaysaar
24-10-2011, 11:55
In the states, FOE, we call those Irish car bombs.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 11:56
Yes, I have heard of those. Sounds like a bad plan for me to try though.

corax
24-10-2011, 11:57
not a big fan of cream lickers. but i may try one next sunday if i remember

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 12:00
In the states, FOE, we call those Irish car bombs.

Didn't know that. Actually thought you were European aswell. With the whole Barca thing. It might be called Irish Car Bomb here aswell. Only had it a few times.

You should all try it though. If you don't, I'm going to call you sissypants.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 12:02
I'm not trying it, do as you must.

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 12:04
sissypants.

You don't drink much?

kestegs
24-10-2011, 12:06
No, I really don't. Trying to remember the last time I did actually :scratchhead:

I think there were a couple barbecue parties I went to about 2 months ago, I think that was the last time.

/runs away

Bully!

Fercil
24-10-2011, 12:08
He'll be back soon enough, no need to run after him.

corax
24-10-2011, 12:09
couldnt if i tried.


haha barneys dad is john lithgow!

kestegs
24-10-2011, 12:17
John Lithgow is awesome :)

And yes, I'm back. I always come back!

Kaysaar
24-10-2011, 12:17
Didn't know that. Actually thought you were European aswell. With the whole Barca thing.

I get that a lot

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 12:18
The deliciousness of our spam is too good for him to stay away.

Edit:
kaysaar: BTW, I can't stand barca. Mainly because I'm still pissed about the CL semi final a couple of years ago (I'm a chelsea supporter). Don't follow football as much as I did once though.

corax
24-10-2011, 12:19
hahaha

this is rex. he's a possum. i found him in the trash. he lives with us now

kestegs
24-10-2011, 12:23
I know not of this barca. And I probably don't really care to know either!

Kaysaar
24-10-2011, 12:23
Pic or it didn't happen.

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 12:26
Barca is, even though I hate to admit it, probably the best football team in the world.

God, I hate them.. And Tom Henning Övrebö still haunts me.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 12:28
I'm pretty sure they are not the best football team in the world. The Raiders are the best football team in the world!

Kaysaar
24-10-2011, 12:29
I know not of this barca. And I probably don't really care to know either!

Barca = Barça = Fútbol Club Barcelona - Currently the best soccer team. And yes, the Chelsea series was an ugly series all around, both the game in Nou Camp, and the game at Stamford Bridge.

Edit - the Raiders? Really? Surely you jest...

corax
24-10-2011, 12:31
the kiwis won the union on sunday night. yay kiwis. they beat those dirty french

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 12:32
I'm pretty sure they are not the best football team in the world. The Raiders are the best football team in the world!

I'm not even gonna comment on that. (assuming you are talking of an american football team)

Fercil
24-10-2011, 12:33
Silly Americans calling that game where you carry the ball with hands football.

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 12:36
Silly Americans calling that game where you carry the ball with hands football.

this

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kestegs
24-10-2011, 12:36
Yes, lets have this discussion again :)

I was wondering if the kiwis won that one. I didn't really want to root for them, but I certainly wan't going to root for the French!

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 12:39
Well, I don't think it's needed to have the discussion.
I think deep down you yankees already realize, that you are being silly.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 12:42
Trust me....We don't realize that, and we never will.

But the discussion has been had and does not need to be had once more. I think we can all agree that I am right.

Fercil
24-10-2011, 12:44
Silly you mean. I think it's pretty widely agreed that you are much more often silly than right.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 12:47
That's where you are getting confused. I am very often silly, yes. However...I am right 100% of the time, which is impossible to be more silly than.

corax
24-10-2011, 12:48
well the aussies agree with the americans. soccer is soccer and football is football. and afl is EPIC!

kestegs
24-10-2011, 12:49
Yay for the Aussies! For once we can take the same side :D

Fercil
24-10-2011, 12:50
I think you could still agree with us Europeans on Kegs being silly instead of right, generally speaking.

corax
24-10-2011, 12:52
i agree he is silly but in this case he is correct. and i believe if it came to war then we would win

Kaysaar
24-10-2011, 12:54
I think that the general consensus in this forum is that we're all mad here...

kestegs
24-10-2011, 12:56
We are all mad, but it would be lame if we weren't.

If its a war they want, I think that could be arranged.

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 12:57
You are wrong. That's the end of the discussion.

Last year I actually watched a couple of american football games and found it kind of entertaining. It's a shame about the timezones though.

corax
24-10-2011, 12:58
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/08/24/vw1e0qlaaq.jpg

given the only battles the british won in the big wars was won by aussies yeah, i'd say we could take them

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 13:02
were to play?

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:05
Nice catch FoE! That's a fail within a fail right there!

You could have watched the game in London that was on yesterday!

corax
24-10-2011, 13:06
well i didn't spell it. don't blame your silly english ways on me.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:06
Blame him....BLAME HIM!!!!!

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 13:07
I haven't had a TV for three months now. So I'm really not updated on sportsevents. Or news for that sake. I heard that gaddafi dude finally died.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:10
Yes, he finally did.

I'm always out of the loop on current events as well.

corax
24-10-2011, 13:11
yeah. then our stupid PM celebrated him being murdered. i am not supporting gadafi but heads of countries should NOT be going 'yay murder'

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 13:13
I couldn't agree more.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:14
I'll have to agree with corax as well.

*shudders*

corax
24-10-2011, 13:16
our pm is a horrible person. refused to curtsy to the queen. even if she wasnt our queen its rude. and wouldnt meet with the dalai llama cos she isnt religious.
im not either and id love to meet the llama

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:18
I'm not that kind of religious, but I'd like to meet him.

Some people are just rude like that, rather sad.

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 13:20
she sounds like a douche. if a female can be categorized as a douche.

I'm not religious as well, but meeting dalai llama would be the greatest experience ever.

corax
24-10-2011, 13:20
also the way she backstabbed her way to power.

i voted for the other guy in the following election even though the opposition is a useless moron too

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:21
I think its still fair to classify women as a douche, although its not quite the same.

corax
24-10-2011, 13:22
i think it is. i mean without women we wouldnt have the word

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 13:22
TIL what a douchebag actually means. That was a quite frightening moment for me.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:24
It does stem from women, so yea, I think you've got a good point there.

corax
24-10-2011, 13:27
TIL? til i learned?

FredOfErik
24-10-2011, 13:28
today i learned

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:30
I was wondering that as well, but I just decided to ignore it.

corax
24-10-2011, 13:32
i like to ask. except for sounding. dont ask about sounding

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:35
What's sounding?

corax
24-10-2011, 13:37
pm incoming

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:38
Worried :scared:

corax
24-10-2011, 13:40
hahaha you got it?

and wish you didnt didnt you

coju
24-10-2011, 13:40
Wow, that sounds very lame!

I think Dacar was refering to the fact that this just a new OT thread with the same people in it from the D2 forums.


hahaha

this is rex. he's a possum. i found him in the trash. he lives with us now

I skipped every post from 200+ to say this:

I have kiwi's in the fridge. I shall eat soylet greens. I horrible misspelled soylet. I always think soviet greens.

Oh, corax, Rex I mean, is a possum know? Is that what this meansS?

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:41
Spam sighting!

Nice butchery of the English language there!

I'm reading it now. (pm)

corax
24-10-2011, 13:42
i think somebody else is drunker than i.
it was a quote from HIMYM.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:43
Yes, there are some things you want to unlearn. I can't believe you do that! You are sick man....sick.

coju
24-10-2011, 13:43
Humhim? WHat? You're the one who said you'r a kiwi. Or a possum. A possum, most definatly

Edit: Demands a forward of said PM.

corax
24-10-2011, 13:46
i will not be forwarding it.

and no i dont do. nor do i particularly want to try. although one of those litle cocktail umbrella's would be interesting.

kestegs
24-10-2011, 13:48
And then you could shoot it!

I'm not forwarding that either...

corax
24-10-2011, 13:49
with enough training i probably could. i can do the towel trick