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Grug
09-02-2009, 01:05
Dear Blizzard,

**** You.

**** you for making Diablo 3 after all these years.
**** you for making every part of it high quality and amazing, in motion and in stills.
**** you for not releasing info and forcing the community to scramble with scraps!

But most importantly,
**** you for making me unsatisfied with every game I own! I will have to spend the next 10 months spending every waking moment desiring Diablo 3.

With Love,
Extra Crispy (Grug).
SU_Shadow
09-02-2009, 06:56
lol :rolf:
Mad Mantis
09-02-2009, 17:40
Do not try to bypass the word filter.
Elly
09-02-2009, 19:26
Dear Blizzard,

**** You.

**** you for making Diablo 3 after all these years.
**** you for making every part of it high quality and amazing, in motion and in stills.
**** you for not releasing info and forcing the community to scramble with scraps!

But most importantly,
**** you for making me unsatisfied with every game I own! I will have to spend the next 10 months spending every waking moment desiring Diablo 3.

With Love,
Extra Crispy (Grug).

Is this your attempt at a love letter in the run up to Valetine's Day? If it is I think you need to work on your delivery.

Mine would be

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm a big fan of Diablo
I hope you're one too

I've done it in italics for extra romance.
ThulRasha
10-02-2009, 09:56
To bad you can't change the font to something more curly for even more romance.
obsoleteAUS
10-02-2009, 11:16
Put some hearts ( like <3 ) and **** in there maybe a title and **** and you'd have mad romance.
In the name of Zod
10-02-2009, 11:19
So how does he know its going to take another 10 months anyhow? What if its 20 months, his head might explode.
Doppel
10-02-2009, 12:10
I didn't know "sick" was censored? Neither "ugly" nor "evil". Whats going on?
stillman
10-02-2009, 12:31
Well if they had not announced it, we would be condemed to the 'whip yourself up into a d3 frenzy' thread still talking about beezlebob rumors and other bits and pieces of etheral news.
Mizantrop
10-02-2009, 18:47
To bad you can't change the font to something more curly for even more romance.

Like this?
teh_Thrasher
10-02-2009, 20:14
no lol the exact opposite of that mizantrop...

im having a similar problem crispy... everygame i get... new old used whatever i just cant seem to fully enjoy it cause im like ugh whens diablo 3 coming out. i know i will be able to spend countless hours slashing away at monsters find loot. nothing compares :'(
(there should be a counter for time played in game, that would be interesting to see. oh and a pvp win/loss counter like u can check in starcraft) oh i just think of these things off the top of my head at the moment i cant waste time going to another forum to express them.


oh and Elly, that was beautiful... those curvy letters truly expressed how much u care. <3
Tyrone
11-02-2009, 02:13
Haha!

I thought this was another thread complaining about there being too many bright lights in DIII or something.

I was pleasantly surprised.
ThulRasha
11-02-2009, 12:20
Like this?

Nah, that just makes it comical.
Lendari
12-02-2009, 14:39
I've done it in italics for extra romance.
Ah italics eh? Maybe that's why my poetry never comes out right. Needs more italics.