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corax
25-10-2011, 01:49
i know i find sex annoying. thats why i dont have it anymore

Leopold Stotch
25-10-2011, 03:00
i know i find sex annoying. thats why i dont have it anymore

you find sex annoying because whenever you have it, your pretty lady surprises you with baby news. you need to contain yourself better!

Cakes, i have no idea. I don't want to know because she's kinda like a motherly figure to me....

corax
25-10-2011, 03:07
maybe its the really nasty kind that is unpleasant for everyone involved

Leopold Stotch
25-10-2011, 03:22
maybe its the really nasty kind that is unpleasant for everyone involved

what the hell does this even mean!?!?!?!? :rolf: :scared:

corax
25-10-2011, 03:28
if i wasnt married and in australia i could show you

kestegs
25-10-2011, 03:30
if i wasnt married and in australia i could show you

Lets just forget that idea please xD

Leopold Stotch
25-10-2011, 03:35
PM? XD kidding.

kestegs
25-10-2011, 03:44
Just because he has a big box doesn't mean you need to fill it up xD

Leopold Stotch
25-10-2011, 03:54
I'm not morbidly obese. :cry:

corax
25-10-2011, 03:56
harsh kegs. very harsh.

Jcakes
25-10-2011, 05:12
Just because he has a big box doesn't mean you need to fill it up xD

Thats we she said?

corax
25-10-2011, 05:16
yeah she did

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 08:01
This thread title rocks. More so than corax's.

corax
25-10-2011, 08:18
i dont have a thread title.

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 08:22
No but you did come up with one. And you did make kind of a big deal about it.

corax
25-10-2011, 08:49
i did. but it was destroyed. and lets face it this is the greatest title in the world, mine was just a tribute

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 08:52
I'm glad you realize that.

However, I'm still dying to see your opening post in before mentioned thread.

corax
25-10-2011, 09:15
it was just a general

'hey fellow monkites whats crackacking down in monk land?'

style of thing

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 09:18
Aw.. I thought it was something "bad" since the evil green person destroyed it.

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 09:29
it was a bad example.

Is that a ball sack?

corax
25-10-2011, 09:39
yeah it is. i told you already

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 09:45
now you're being silly again.

corax
25-10-2011, 10:28
you're being silly (http://diablo.incgamers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8076551&postcount=394)

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 11:22
Taken out of context that post is pretty awesome. All though I wouldn't categorize it as silly.

kestegs
25-10-2011, 11:54
The origional post was not something general and welcoming.

It was something odd and sexual that corax obviously wanted me to do with him. Thus deleted. I should have saved it as a reference, but I was new to the Mod thing and made a noob mistake, sorry, there's no way to see it now :p

I don't remember calling Leo morbidly obese, but apparently I must have! Sorry Leo :dontknow:

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:02
you are a failure as a mod kegs. Have you even banned anyone yet? you're such a n00b! :coffee:

kestegs
25-10-2011, 12:06
I've banned lots of people already, got a couple others in mind as well. I was a failure of a mod, but not anymore, I've learned much in my week here!

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:08
I don't believe you. I want the links.

Fercil
25-10-2011, 12:10
If you won't see me here anymore, it was Kegs. He didn't like kicking in that case.

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:12
OT from the OT: how do you get a gif as avatar? I want it.

corax
25-10-2011, 12:19
you ask your friendlyt neighbourhood mod!

Fercil
25-10-2011, 12:21
Well, currently you kinda pick one as your avatar since Elly decided to be nice to me when I asked to get my good old slappy penguin one back.

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:25
Ímma try that. later.

And I don't think kegs knows. He's a terrible n00b. He doesn't know stuff.

corax
25-10-2011, 12:38
i meant a real mod. keg cant even gif himself

kestegs
25-10-2011, 12:38
I could change an avatar, don't make me prove it!

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:45
You wouldn't dare.. Or know how to..

corax
25-10-2011, 12:46
go on change foe's i dare you.

watching tucker and dale vs evil.
kinda funny

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:48
If he changes my avatar, I'm going to change his.

corax
25-10-2011, 12:52
if he changes your avatar im going to high five him

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:57
Then I'm going to high five your face. With my kangaroo balls.

corax
25-10-2011, 12:58
well then if he changes ur avatar i just wont send them to you

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:01
ok I promise I wont high five your face with them. just please send them.

corax
25-10-2011, 13:08
deal. in return what will you send me?

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:13
I already told you I would come an ride a kangaroo with you. Isn't that good enough for you?

corax
25-10-2011, 13:13
no. you have to bring me an odd present

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:19
I will have to think about that for a while.

kestegs
25-10-2011, 13:20
High five in the face :cloud9:

I love doing that to the wife! (With my hand of course)

corax
25-10-2011, 13:22
sure it is. its with roo sac!


i once got my wife to high five herself in the face. was epic.

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:24
I once got my friend to high five a chair with his forehead. We were obviously drunk.

corax
25-10-2011, 13:26
i once was in a pillow fight so vicious someone got knocked unconcious

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:28
That sounds like one wicked pillow fight. I've never been unconscios myself but if I'm ever going to be, I hope it would be because I got knoced out by a pillow.

corax
25-10-2011, 13:29
we were all pretty punch drunk by that stage. amazing how hard a pillow can hit

kestegs
25-10-2011, 13:37
A bunch of drunk guys having a pillow fight....yeah....that's normal.

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:38
now there you've got your creepy.

Fercil
25-10-2011, 13:38
Australia, things are the wrong way there.

corax
25-10-2011, 13:38
we weren't in our underwear atleast.

it started for slumber party ish too. i scared someone whilst watching a scary movie. there were chicks there to but they stayed out of the battle.

kestegs
25-10-2011, 13:43
How does not wearing underwear make it better!!!?!?

corax
25-10-2011, 13:46
less friction? actually i think it'd make more friction?
ummmm. less clothing to clean the blood off! thats it

Fercil
25-10-2011, 13:48
Would you like a shovel Corax? Makes digging that hole deeper easier, not that you wouldn't be doing quite fine already

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:50
I can't remember having a pillowfight since kindergarten.

kestegs
25-10-2011, 13:57
Yes, pillowfights are a bit young.

corax really doesn't need a shovel, trust me.

corax
25-10-2011, 14:01
i think i was 16. so everyone else was older.

i'm not digging a hole, i'm wandering back down the rut of my life. its only digging a hole if you care.

like that time i went streaking and my friends stole my clothes. so i just chilled out nekkid until they got awkward and gave my pants back

Fercil
25-10-2011, 14:02
You don't think he could come up with some ingenius way to abuse it?

corax
25-10-2011, 14:05
um? im talking about being naked then then that fercil?

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 14:19
You were having a nekkid pillow fight at age 16 with a bunch of older guys?

corax
25-10-2011, 14:25
nah we weren't naked.

but yeah. i skipped 2 years of school so i was younger than all my friends

FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 14:26
Were you a smart kid?

corax
25-10-2011, 14:50
yep. apparently my iq is/was 156. i dont feel that is correct though

kestegs
25-10-2011, 14:50
You were having a nekkid pillow fight at age 16 with a bunch of older guys?

This explains a lot!

corax
25-10-2011, 14:53
yeah thats the most suss post ive ever seen i think

kestegs
25-10-2011, 14:56
That's a pretty awful post, but the fact that it fits the context is even more disturbing.

corax
25-10-2011, 14:58
whats worse is this is my not drunk night.
if anything when drunk i am more conservative as i know im drunk so i reign in so im not drunk obnoxious guy

kestegs
25-10-2011, 15:01
So you are obnoxious sober guy?

corax
25-10-2011, 15:02
yeah. im probabl;y obnoxious drunk guy too but i think im behaving.

kestegs
25-10-2011, 15:05
Yea, you really need someone else to judge your drunk behavior, too hard for you.

corax
25-10-2011, 15:08
yeah. like that time i was absolutely TANKED at shadowrun. because i knew i was drunk i was making agreements with my hands to pick up the dice i wanted. apparently they couldnt tell that i was hammered to the point of actually mentally talking to my hand everytime i wanted it to do something

kestegs
25-10-2011, 15:10
Yea, its never good when you have to talk to your body parts. Its no wonder you get all your characters killed though :p

Gorny
25-10-2011, 19:51
he has a secret character named lovely_kestegs

Qbi
25-10-2011, 19:54
Hello Aragorn....
*ominous smile*

kestegs
25-10-2011, 20:09
He does, but its not a secret.

She knows gorny's true identity!

corax
25-10-2011, 21:52
pretty sure this obi is going to kill us all. one by one.


my evil shadowrun team atm is known as steg, pancake and of course FoE! there was meant to be another one but i forget

kestegs
25-10-2011, 21:56
She does seem like the kind of person that would take you on a nature walk and then murder you in the wilderness.

Yay! It feels good to be evil.

corax
25-10-2011, 22:09
i dont know who gets what name though.

so far they are up against.

dwarf mage styled on loki the trickster.
troll combat guy
ork shotgun guy
i forget the other one

kestegs
25-10-2011, 22:24
I think I can handle all of those by myself...put me in coach!

corax
25-10-2011, 22:44
no you will be one of them.

someone stealthy is who i need

kestegs
25-10-2011, 22:48
O, I see now. I am rather stealthy I think. I'm very nimble :)

corax
25-10-2011, 22:53
thats what she said!


...dammit thats a compliment!

kestegs
25-10-2011, 22:58
Everything is a compliment to me!

And yea, she's never said that before

corax
25-10-2011, 23:01
well i will say it. you are very nimble
as an electrician you'd have to be no?

my meat packers son in law is a sparky and he's 6'4" and HUGE. makes me wonder how his catchers mitt hands can do all the fiddly work

kestegs
25-10-2011, 23:08
I do have to crawl around in attics and stuff a lot, and dexterity is nice of course for other stuff.

corax
25-10-2011, 23:12
like shield blocking?

Jcakes
25-10-2011, 23:13
Morning guys,

I was reading through this thread and got a new sig thanks to FoE

corax
25-10-2011, 23:19
nice. got weird there for awhile

kestegs
25-10-2011, 23:27
Yes ....the competition often uses bugged archers against me, Max block is a must.

Jcakes
25-10-2011, 23:28
Damn bugged archers, must make doing electrical work hard given tehy are immune to lightning

kestegs
25-10-2011, 23:31
Yes, I have to use my apprentice as a meat shield while I whittle away at them with a level 1 ice bolt.

Jcakes
25-10-2011, 23:35
Seems like you might be better of just parking them.

kestegs
26-10-2011, 00:07
I can't just move over and start working on the neighbors house! Silly cakes.

corax
26-10-2011, 00:09
taunt them so they close to melee range. then acetalene torch to the face

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 00:15
Howl might work too

kestegs
26-10-2011, 00:15
I'm afraid I don't carry a torch with me. Well, I do have a butane pen torch, but I don't think it'd be very useful.

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 00:18
Smack them over the head with your toolbox?

kestegs
26-10-2011, 00:23
Too heavy, I can barely move it.

I do have a utility knife tho!

Or I could just run them over with my van.

corax
26-10-2011, 00:25
van is a plan.

we had a fridgey at work one day went to seal up a gas leak with his torch. forgot to turn off the gas first. was epic fire!

kestegs
26-10-2011, 00:30
Nice one :p

I'm glad I don't use that stuff. I can't help but burn random stuff.

I burned a paper hanging on the fridge the other day. Kids ratted me out to the wife :(

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 00:32
Nice one :p

I'm glad I don't use that stuff. I can't help but burn random stuff.

I burned a paper hanging on the fridge the other day. Kids ratted me out to the wife :(

What is a paper hanging?

kestegs
26-10-2011, 00:34
A paper that was hanging on the fridge with a magnet :doh:

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 00:43
Why did you burn it? for fun?

kestegs
26-10-2011, 00:47
Because it was there. I also had a lighter, it just made sense.

corax
26-10-2011, 00:48
i see how you are going. i hope it wasnt the kids first artwork

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 00:54
Burning stuff always makes sense

kestegs
26-10-2011, 00:54
I don't think so. Either way I destroyed the evidence :)

corax
26-10-2011, 00:57
nice. i like to burn stuff

kestegs
26-10-2011, 01:02
Its very satisfying actually. Plus... someone has to teach the kids!

corax
26-10-2011, 01:03
true, i cant wait till i can teach my son the joy of fire

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 01:09
Is the baby to be a boy?

kestegs
26-10-2011, 03:04
Ah...the joys of parenthood!

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 03:12
Corax's offspring will be Burninating the peasants before long

kestegs
26-10-2011, 03:22
Yea, I was worried enough about his girl, but a boy??? The world is in big trouble.

Leopold Stotch
26-10-2011, 03:37
d'aww. :) congrats, Corax! ^_^

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 03:37
I think I may have to move out of Australia ....

kestegs
26-10-2011, 03:40
Yes, that continent is lost, move on.

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 03:45
I have a little bit of time up my sleeve, but not a lot.

kestegs
26-10-2011, 03:47
Yea, its going to burst out of lady corax's stomach before to long(alien style), be gone by then

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 03:53
It takes atleast 19 days to walk from his place to mine, so I have a bit of time after the 'birthing'

kestegs
26-10-2011, 03:55
I think it might have wings, you never know

corax
26-10-2011, 04:00
i think it'd take longer than 19 days cakes.

however i do infact own a car and am still allowed on aeroplanes.

actually YOUR IN IMMINENT DANGER. my wife is in murray bridge so about an hour away from you.

kestegs
26-10-2011, 04:02
Run cakes!

*blue 59! Blue 59!*

corax
26-10-2011, 04:06
hut hut?

i prefer play 52

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 04:15
The birthing is not imminent is it?

corax
26-10-2011, 04:20
february. the 16th we are going in to have the little monster removed. but he is already 2 weeks bigger than he should be

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 04:26
I've got some time to put my affairs in order then

corax
26-10-2011, 04:29
yep. will everything to me

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 04:34
Why would I leave everything to the cause of my demise?

corax
26-10-2011, 04:43
in the hopes of preventing it.

jess is the main beneficiary of her parents will. one brother is cut out completely and apparently the rest is split 70-30.

i dont know if my parents have a will but i imagine it is spit 50-50 but me and my brother would not likely fight. whereas jess' brothers are tools

kestegs
26-10-2011, 04:46
None of our family has any money :(

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 04:51
one brother is cut out completely

Is that the one that got sent to Jail?

corax
26-10-2011, 05:00
thats him. no stuff for him. not sure why the other brother has a smaller cut. cos hes a tool i reckon

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 05:28
Well now all you need to do is sick your demonspawn on her parents so that you can inherit.

corax
26-10-2011, 05:43
yeah. my first spawn is currently filling their house with mess. putting chocolate on the walls in their hallway and cream cheese on their couch. muahaha phase 1

kestegs
26-10-2011, 11:26
That'l be the last time you get rid of your wife and kids! Sucks to be you.

FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 11:31
You put me on a team with pancake AND greenstegs?!

kestegs
26-10-2011, 11:36
Dude... That's awesome!

Embrace it!

FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 12:04
Yeah. But I'm afraid I will be overlooked! My post count is less than 5% of the three of us' total.. I will have to improve my spamming efforts.

Edit: and dare I ask.. did you not include cakes or is he a good guy?

*shivers*

Edit: also, this is apparently not the thread where I read about the game. Cross-spamming. It's gonna be a thing.

Edit: Apparently it was this thread. I fail at failing

kestegs
26-10-2011, 12:32
Fail....


Cakes doesn't have a cool enough nickname to get in.

FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 12:54
I think the slavic cakes sounded quite awesome.

kestegs
26-10-2011, 13:02
Cakes is a pretty cool Slavic word. Then again what do I know about Slavic.

FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 13:06
Sekacj. Could easily be a bat eastern european guy.

Edit: nanananananananana eastern bat man

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 13:10
What was the game you were talking about?

kestegs
26-10-2011, 13:14
Eastern bat man :badteeth:

I don't know what game your talking about.

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 13:18
The game where FoE is on a team with you and PCM

FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 13:47
corax' shadowrun game..

I want to hear batman talk with a east european accent. It would make him even more badass.

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 14:05
Ah, I will have to go hunting to find said post.

Batman is pretty badass already.

kestegs
26-10-2011, 14:06
They probably have it over there in a language like that, it would be funny.

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 14:08
Probably. ANyway I am off to bed, night all

FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 14:14
Maybe I should find a German version of batman. I bet it's hilarious.

corax
26-10-2011, 19:57
i now want to see eastern batman.

it'd be like asian batman

kestegs
26-10-2011, 21:18
Isn't Asia in the east?

Qbi
26-10-2011, 22:25
Omg you guys wanna see something awesome? 70s Japanese spider-man!! He's got a gundam and everything! Lol
Let me see if I can dig up a link.

Qbi
26-10-2011, 22:30
Ahh, here's one. Not the one I was watching but you'll get the idea lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MxGtH-2duM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 22:31
Isn't Asia in the east?

Asia is actually in the West for both us and you.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/terminology.png

kestegs
26-10-2011, 22:33
:D

That's awesome... and very lame!

Qbi
26-10-2011, 22:35
Bahahahahahahaha isn't it!?!?
Wait till I dig up some other ones... Oh that Japanese make so many of these ridiculous spin offs. My favorite is hakuna matata in Cantonese. Sounds so awesome hahaha

Qbi
26-10-2011, 22:36
Asia is actually in the West for both us and you.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/terminology.png
It's the time zones I think that mess up the whole equation.

kestegs
26-10-2011, 22:37
We're American's If we want to call East North instead it would still be right !

Qbi
26-10-2011, 22:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YWf6mw0T7c&sns=em
Cantonese!! Bahahahaha

kestegs
26-10-2011, 22:41
:rolf:


I wonder if they always sound that silly, It's not like I've ever talked to a real person in Cantonese.

Qbi
26-10-2011, 22:46
Well Cantonese is a chinese language that has different tones with words to mean different things. For instance one word said in different ways can mean like 15 different things

kestegs
26-10-2011, 22:48
That sounds like an awful language! How would you type it?

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 22:50
My Fiance is from Hong Kong and speaks cantonese at home.

Edit: and the reason for East / West is because of Europe post WWII, where everything was split into Eastern Europe and Western Europe.

kestegs
26-10-2011, 22:54
Does she yell at you in Cantonese when she's really pissed at you?

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 22:57
Not really, I think she is planning on teaching any kids we have Cantonese so that they can talk about me infront of me ....

Qbi
26-10-2011, 23:13
My Fiance is from Hong Kong and speaks cantonese at home.

Edit: and the reason for East / West is because of Europe post WWII, where everything was split into Eastern Europe and Western Europe.

Ah ha!! An answer has been found! Good job cakes!!

kestegs
26-10-2011, 23:16
That's pretty mean of her, but not terribly surprising.

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 23:20
I actually already knew the reason for it, but I do find it amusing when people talk about East / West.

Yeah it is mean of her, I guess I really should learn Cantonese, but it is a ridiculously difficult language ...

Qbi
26-10-2011, 23:21
Nah it's cool!

Me and my husband were joking around about if we have two kids we should raise one Korean and the other Japanese. But at the same time I had a feeling he was nit kidding lol

Whatever it might be cool lol

Qbi
26-10-2011, 23:23
I actually already knew the reason for it, but I do find it amusing when people talk about East / West.

Yeah it is mean of her, I guess I really should learn Cantonese, but it is a ridiculously difficult language ...

Easiest way I learned conversational Cantonese was learning basic words from friends and watching Cantonese movies and listening to music. I dunno, IMHO it is a really hard language to learn but I think you should be fine just being able to understanding it as well.

Jcakes
26-10-2011, 23:30
Did you speak other asian languages before you tried to learn it? I think the easiest way would be for me to go and live in HK for a while (Something that I would love to do).

My Fiance does like to watch Cantonese TV so maybe I should watch it with her :p

Qbi
26-10-2011, 23:36
Yeah I know fluent Japanese and conversational in korean. Little bit of canto and mando. Some Filipino. Hmmmmmmm... And I know a little french... Can understand some spanish (mostly if I read a label or something (lol)

kestegs
27-10-2011, 00:20
That's way to many languages!

kestegs
27-10-2011, 00:20
That's way too many languages!

Jcakes
27-10-2011, 00:38
Yep, my total language knowledge = English + High school French ...

kestegs
27-10-2011, 00:42
That's actually my exact language experience as well. Maybe a touch of Spanish I've informally picked up.

corax
27-10-2011, 05:42
mine was english + high school japanese. haha silly french

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 06:01
I don't wanna learn Frech because they don't wanna learn English.

I speak Danish, English and German the first is my natural language and the other to pretty fluently. I think my English has gotten worse since I got to Germany, but my German is improving a lot.

High school japanese? That sounds hard. I wouldn't know how to study a language that doesn't use our letters.

Jcakes
27-10-2011, 06:15
I speak Danish, English and German the first is my natural language and the other to pretty fluently.

Do you mean other two? :p (Just kidding, your English is actually very good)

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 06:27
I think my English has gotten worse since I got to Germany

Point proven ;)

English has always been pretty natural to me (as it is for a lot of danes) but here I use primarily German and when I then have to shift to English it is quite easy to mess up :)

corax
27-10-2011, 06:34
japanese actually has 3 forms of written language. one uses the english letters to imitate sounds, one is syllables and the other one is picturewords.

the big thing with japanese is its a very structured language. getting even one word/syllable in the wrong place can completely change the meaning of the sentence. which can be bad.

its hard from an english native standpoint as english is a very fluent flowing language where structure is not important

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 06:36
That did not make it sound any less hard :p

corax
27-10-2011, 07:02
the japanese or english?

japanese is not an easy language. you have to be exact, theres no near enough is good enough.
i thought i was the boss at it until we got a japanese exchange student. then it turns out i sucked. but we chatted for ages as she didn't know any english so then i did get epic

Fercil
27-10-2011, 07:10
Finnish, English and Swedish for me. Not the most useful collection of languages when thinking it world-wide. The worst part is really that my native language Finnish doesn't resemble in the slightiest pretty much any other language than Estonian in the whole world so I can't have any educated guesses on meanings of other languages by comparing to mine. Always need to do that via English or Swedish (which I'm not that good in anyway).

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 07:10
I was talking about your japanese. I would love to know an Asian language though. I think it's pretty cool. And it's supposed to be useful if your into international trading and stuff which is what I've been studying so far. Thinking of starting on math or journalism once I return to Denmark though.

Edit: Denmark has of course got Norwegian and Swedish which is very similar. But German actually isn't that far from Danish. And I find it pretty easy to guess the meaning of short phrases of other european language such as Spanish or Italian. I've always been kind of fascinated how so many languages are very much a like even though they are completely different.

Fercil
27-10-2011, 07:54
I don't think it's so strange at all with languages spoken in same or neighboring areas having similarities. Language is after all just a means to communicate better and it will adjust according to needs. People borrow words from other languages and start using them within their own language with possibly some modification to fit their mouth better, but the borrowing base is still there. In Europe most languages belong to couple of families with heavy similarities with words and grammar. Couple that with the borders changing relatively often and it's quite natural the languages will be affected by each other. Like you mentioned Danish being similar to Swedish, Norwegian and German, it's no wonder since they're all Germanic languages, as is English.

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 08:40
When reading that I got the same feeling as when I realized santa wasn't real :p

Fercil
27-10-2011, 08:47
You crawled into a corner and cried for mommy?

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 09:14
I called for my boss. He's a nice and understanding man. He brought me an apple today.

Jcakes
27-10-2011, 11:18
Your boss is your mummy?

Fercil
27-10-2011, 11:23
His mummy is a man?

Jcakes
27-10-2011, 11:29
well that too ......

kestegs
27-10-2011, 11:32
Wait....santa Isn't real?

Fercil
27-10-2011, 11:43
Seems it was rather good post, it pushed FoE into despair and as a bonus he destroyed Kegs's childhood.

I'm proud of myself.

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 11:47
Fercil, you are mean and you should be nicer.

And no, my boss is not by mummy! but he's still nice.

Jcakes
27-10-2011, 11:49
You complain that you are not allowed to tell your kids that all the time. So I know you know he isn't real.

kestegs
27-10-2011, 11:51
Screw the wife, I'm telling them this year!

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 11:56
How old are your kids again?

kestegs
27-10-2011, 11:59
8 and 6....half the kids in my son's (8) class don't believe in santa already.

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:03
Aw, don't tell them yet. at least not the young one!

kestegs
27-10-2011, 12:04
I wouldn't tell my daughter, she is too young. I just feel bad for my boy.

Jcakes
27-10-2011, 12:04
You are mean kegs

kestegs
27-10-2011, 12:06
How is that mean, he's going to find out eventually. Might as well score some points for being the honest one.

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:08
You won't score points by telling your kids that santa isn't real.

kestegs
27-10-2011, 12:12
Really, I thought I would be their hero.

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:14
http://4.bp.********.com/_MOBgY8KVUaQ/ScVOS7kFayI/AAAAAAAAAaA/jaU2Kq3kGWs/s400/ht_shock_060727_ssv.jpghttp://4.bp.********.com/_MOBgY8KVUaQ/ScVOS7kFayI/AAAAAAAAAaA/jaU2Kq3kGWs/s400/ht_shock_060727_ssv.jpg

Edit: every ******* time I find a funny, relevant picture..

kestegs
27-10-2011, 12:18
Poor...poor FoE...

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:27
Poor...poor FoE...

poor as in "there, there FoE" or poor as in "you suck FoE"?

kestegs
27-10-2011, 12:28
more of the you suck direction. It was a mocking tone I was using.

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:34
Ah. I though I heard a bit of sarcasm but I couldn't decide whether or not it was intentional.

kestegs
27-10-2011, 12:36
Sarcasm should be automatically implied with all of my posts!

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:49
I've seen you post some serious stuff. I won't tell anybody, though, don't you worry.

kestegs
27-10-2011, 12:50
It's true. I have been known to be serious at times.

I do much prefer the sarcasm though!

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 13:01
It is a lot more fun.

kestegs
27-10-2011, 13:04
Its a bit hard to take you serious with that avatar, so its probably best you be sarcastic.

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 13:16
I love that picture.

+ having mr. dali as an avatar makes me look cultural. even though I practically don't know any of his work but a few paintings.

kestegs
27-10-2011, 13:18
I don't think it makes you look cultured. But that may just be because I can't ever remember who it is or why they are famous.

Fercil
27-10-2011, 13:22
That certainly makes you look like a brute Kegs. Dali is probably the best known surrealist painter ever. Some google pics (http://www.google.com/search?q=salvador+dali&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1164&bih=672&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=rlqpTvzWCNTc4QSIhIX6Dw&sqi=2&ved=0CEMQsAQ) to help you possibly recognize him.

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 13:24
Well, whatever. mustache + kitteh = win.

I'm sure you'll recognize some of it (http://www.google.com/search?q=salvador+dali&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=de&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1092&bih=362) though.

Edit: ninja'd by my most recent mortal enemy.

kestegs
27-10-2011, 13:30
I guess I'm a brute then, I don't recognize any of that.

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 13:36
That is actually quite brute-ish.

Speaking of cultural. I'm going to visit the Van Gogh museum while in Amsterdam this weekend. Kind of looking forward to it, even though I don't know a lot about it.

kestegs
27-10-2011, 13:43
Now that's someone I've heard of!

Sounds nice, should be interesting

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 13:51
I hope so. And I've got to experience some fine culture there to outweight all the not-so-fine-cultural stuff I'm probably also gonna experience.

I was there last summer aswell. Besides all the "amsterdam stuff", it's actually still worth going there. It's a really nice place.

kestegs
27-10-2011, 13:55
I'm not sure that going to one museum will really balance out everything else, but its a start at least.

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 14:04
Oh we've actually planned to go to several other museums, parks etc. And a boat trip on the canals.

We are also going to something called "the heineken experience". Apparently a tour of the old brewery and a chance tot aste different kind of beers. That will be exciting as well.

kestegs
27-10-2011, 14:10
Well...I assumed you'd be drinking a lot, but you do a lot of that at home.

Sounds cool though. I've always wanted to go somewhere that has canals, seems very cool to me

FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 14:16
I probably will.

It is really cool. Amsterdam has a lot of them. Copenhagen has a bit aswell.

Have you ever been in europe?

kestegs
27-10-2011, 14:47
No, only other country I've visited is Mexico.

corax
27-10-2011, 19:39
FoE!!!! steal me heineken coasters. i already have like 8 from when my friend did the heineken experience. she taunts me everyday with the awesomeness of beer that i didn't get to taste.

Gorny
27-10-2011, 19:49
*Streaks through thread wearing a white sheet*

kestegs
27-10-2011, 20:05
Shocking, Gorny....truly shocking.

Leopold Stotch
27-10-2011, 20:06
*throws Kestegs at Gorny*

kestegs
27-10-2011, 20:09
No no no no no!!!!

AhhhhhHHHHH!!!!!

*thud*

corax
27-10-2011, 20:11
*takes compromising photo*

kestegs
27-10-2011, 20:14
I get half the money if you sell that"

Leopold Stotch
27-10-2011, 20:18
*spends one penny one compromising photo*

sorry, it's all i had. :(

kestegs
27-10-2011, 20:22
Bah! Foiled again!

Last time you payed like 50c is the economy that bad?

Gorny
27-10-2011, 20:25
I have Leo pic for all to see!

$100 each!

Leopold Stotch
27-10-2011, 20:29
I'm also broker than Wall Street.

yeah. im sure you do. :p

kestegs
27-10-2011, 20:56
I would never pay for that!

Gorny
27-10-2011, 21:00
i have pics of corax getting bagged out!

kestegs
27-10-2011, 21:07
I have mental images, because I was there.

Leopold Stotch
27-10-2011, 21:08
thanks, Kegs! i mean, even if it was for fifty cents, it wouldn't be as big as a putdown as that! :p

don't go looking in Mara's folder that says "Private". you'll have nightmares!