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i know i find sex annoying. thats why i dont have it anymore
Leopold Stotch
25-10-2011, 03:00
i know i find sex annoying. thats why i dont have it anymore
you find sex annoying because whenever you have it, your pretty lady surprises you with baby news. you need to contain yourself better!
Cakes, i have no idea. I don't want to know because she's kinda like a motherly figure to me....
maybe its the really nasty kind that is unpleasant for everyone involved
Leopold Stotch
25-10-2011, 03:22
maybe its the really nasty kind that is unpleasant for everyone involved
what the hell does this even mean!?!?!?!? :rolf: :scared:
if i wasnt married and in australia i could show you
if i wasnt married and in australia i could show you
Lets just forget that idea please xD
Leopold Stotch
25-10-2011, 03:35
PM? XD kidding.
Just because he has a big box doesn't mean you need to fill it up xD
Leopold Stotch
25-10-2011, 03:54
I'm not morbidly obese. :cry:
Just because he has a big box doesn't mean you need to fill it up xD
Thats we she said?
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 08:01
This thread title rocks. More so than corax's.
i dont have a thread title.
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 08:22
No but you did come up with one. And you did make kind of a big deal about it.
i did. but it was destroyed. and lets face it this is the greatest title in the world, mine was just a tribute
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 08:52
I'm glad you realize that.
However, I'm still dying to see your opening post in before mentioned thread.
it was just a general
'hey fellow monkites whats crackacking down in monk land?'
style of thing
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 09:18
Aw.. I thought it was something "bad" since the evil green person destroyed it.
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 09:29
it was a bad example.
Is that a ball sack?
yeah it is. i told you already
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 09:45
now you're being silly again.
you're being silly (http://diablo.incgamers.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8076551&postcount=394)
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 11:22
Taken out of context that post is pretty awesome. All though I wouldn't categorize it as silly.
The origional post was not something general and welcoming.
It was something odd and sexual that corax obviously wanted me to do with him. Thus deleted. I should have saved it as a reference, but I was new to the Mod thing and made a noob mistake, sorry, there's no way to see it now :p
I don't remember calling Leo morbidly obese, but apparently I must have! Sorry Leo :dontknow:
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:02
you are a failure as a mod kegs. Have you even banned anyone yet? you're such a n00b! :coffee:
I've banned lots of people already, got a couple others in mind as well. I was a failure of a mod, but not anymore, I've learned much in my week here!
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:08
I don't believe you. I want the links.
If you won't see me here anymore, it was Kegs. He didn't like kicking in that case.
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:12
OT from the OT: how do you get a gif as avatar? I want it.
you ask your friendlyt neighbourhood mod!
Well, currently you kinda pick one as your avatar since Elly decided to be nice to me when I asked to get my good old slappy penguin one back.
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:25
Ímma try that. later.
And I don't think kegs knows. He's a terrible n00b. He doesn't know stuff.
i meant a real mod. keg cant even gif himself
I could change an avatar, don't make me prove it!
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:45
You wouldn't dare.. Or know how to..
go on change foe's i dare you.
watching tucker and dale vs evil.
kinda funny
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:48
If he changes my avatar, I'm going to change his.
if he changes your avatar im going to high five him
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 12:57
Then I'm going to high five your face. With my kangaroo balls.
well then if he changes ur avatar i just wont send them to you
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:01
ok I promise I wont high five your face with them. just please send them.
deal. in return what will you send me?
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:13
I already told you I would come an ride a kangaroo with you. Isn't that good enough for you?
no. you have to bring me an odd present
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:19
I will have to think about that for a while.
High five in the face :cloud9:
I love doing that to the wife! (With my hand of course)
sure it is. its with roo sac!
i once got my wife to high five herself in the face. was epic.
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:24
I once got my friend to high five a chair with his forehead. We were obviously drunk.
i once was in a pillow fight so vicious someone got knocked unconcious
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:28
That sounds like one wicked pillow fight. I've never been unconscios myself but if I'm ever going to be, I hope it would be because I got knoced out by a pillow.
we were all pretty punch drunk by that stage. amazing how hard a pillow can hit
A bunch of drunk guys having a pillow fight....yeah....that's normal.
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:38
now there you've got your creepy.
Australia, things are the wrong way there.
we weren't in our underwear atleast.
it started for slumber party ish too. i scared someone whilst watching a scary movie. there were chicks there to but they stayed out of the battle.
How does not wearing underwear make it better!!!?!?
less friction? actually i think it'd make more friction?
ummmm. less clothing to clean the blood off! thats it
Would you like a shovel Corax? Makes digging that hole deeper easier, not that you wouldn't be doing quite fine already
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 13:50
I can't remember having a pillowfight since kindergarten.
Yes, pillowfights are a bit young.
corax really doesn't need a shovel, trust me.
i think i was 16. so everyone else was older.
i'm not digging a hole, i'm wandering back down the rut of my life. its only digging a hole if you care.
like that time i went streaking and my friends stole my clothes. so i just chilled out nekkid until they got awkward and gave my pants back
You don't think he could come up with some ingenius way to abuse it?
um? im talking about being naked then then that fercil?
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 14:19
You were having a nekkid pillow fight at age 16 with a bunch of older guys?
nah we weren't naked.
but yeah. i skipped 2 years of school so i was younger than all my friends
FredOfErik
25-10-2011, 14:26
Were you a smart kid?
yep. apparently my iq is/was 156. i dont feel that is correct though
You were having a nekkid pillow fight at age 16 with a bunch of older guys?
This explains a lot!
yeah thats the most suss post ive ever seen i think
That's a pretty awful post, but the fact that it fits the context is even more disturbing.
whats worse is this is my not drunk night.
if anything when drunk i am more conservative as i know im drunk so i reign in so im not drunk obnoxious guy
So you are obnoxious sober guy?
yeah. im probabl;y obnoxious drunk guy too but i think im behaving.
Yea, you really need someone else to judge your drunk behavior, too hard for you.
yeah. like that time i was absolutely TANKED at shadowrun. because i knew i was drunk i was making agreements with my hands to pick up the dice i wanted. apparently they couldnt tell that i was hammered to the point of actually mentally talking to my hand everytime i wanted it to do something
Yea, its never good when you have to talk to your body parts. Its no wonder you get all your characters killed though :p
he has a secret character named lovely_kestegs
Hello Aragorn....
*ominous smile*
He does, but its not a secret.
She knows gorny's true identity!
pretty sure this obi is going to kill us all. one by one.
my evil shadowrun team atm is known as steg, pancake and of course FoE! there was meant to be another one but i forget
She does seem like the kind of person that would take you on a nature walk and then murder you in the wilderness.
Yay! It feels good to be evil.
i dont know who gets what name though.
so far they are up against.
dwarf mage styled on loki the trickster.
troll combat guy
ork shotgun guy
i forget the other one
I think I can handle all of those by myself...put me in coach!
no you will be one of them.
someone stealthy is who i need
O, I see now. I am rather stealthy I think. I'm very nimble :)
thats what she said!
...dammit thats a compliment!
Everything is a compliment to me!
And yea, she's never said that before
well i will say it. you are very nimble
as an electrician you'd have to be no?
my meat packers son in law is a sparky and he's 6'4" and HUGE. makes me wonder how his catchers mitt hands can do all the fiddly work
I do have to crawl around in attics and stuff a lot, and dexterity is nice of course for other stuff.
Morning guys,
I was reading through this thread and got a new sig thanks to FoE
nice. got weird there for awhile
Yes ....the competition often uses bugged archers against me, Max block is a must.
Damn bugged archers, must make doing electrical work hard given tehy are immune to lightning
Yes, I have to use my apprentice as a meat shield while I whittle away at them with a level 1 ice bolt.
Seems like you might be better of just parking them.
I can't just move over and start working on the neighbors house! Silly cakes.
taunt them so they close to melee range. then acetalene torch to the face
I'm afraid I don't carry a torch with me. Well, I do have a butane pen torch, but I don't think it'd be very useful.
Smack them over the head with your toolbox?
Too heavy, I can barely move it.
I do have a utility knife tho!
Or I could just run them over with my van.
van is a plan.
we had a fridgey at work one day went to seal up a gas leak with his torch. forgot to turn off the gas first. was epic fire!
Nice one :p
I'm glad I don't use that stuff. I can't help but burn random stuff.
I burned a paper hanging on the fridge the other day. Kids ratted me out to the wife :(
Nice one :p
I'm glad I don't use that stuff. I can't help but burn random stuff.
I burned a paper hanging on the fridge the other day. Kids ratted me out to the wife :(
What is a paper hanging?
A paper that was hanging on the fridge with a magnet :doh:
Why did you burn it? for fun?
Because it was there. I also had a lighter, it just made sense.
i see how you are going. i hope it wasnt the kids first artwork
Burning stuff always makes sense
I don't think so. Either way I destroyed the evidence :)
nice. i like to burn stuff
Its very satisfying actually. Plus... someone has to teach the kids!
true, i cant wait till i can teach my son the joy of fire
Ah...the joys of parenthood!
Corax's offspring will be Burninating the peasants before long
Yea, I was worried enough about his girl, but a boy??? The world is in big trouble.
Leopold Stotch
26-10-2011, 03:37
d'aww. :) congrats, Corax! ^_^
I think I may have to move out of Australia ....
Yes, that continent is lost, move on.
I have a little bit of time up my sleeve, but not a lot.
Yea, its going to burst out of lady corax's stomach before to long(alien style), be gone by then
It takes atleast 19 days to walk from his place to mine, so I have a bit of time after the 'birthing'
I think it might have wings, you never know
i think it'd take longer than 19 days cakes.
however i do infact own a car and am still allowed on aeroplanes.
actually YOUR IN IMMINENT DANGER. my wife is in murray bridge so about an hour away from you.
Run cakes!
*blue 59! Blue 59!*
hut hut?
i prefer play 52
The birthing is not imminent is it?
february. the 16th we are going in to have the little monster removed. but he is already 2 weeks bigger than he should be
I've got some time to put my affairs in order then
yep. will everything to me
Why would I leave everything to the cause of my demise?
in the hopes of preventing it.
jess is the main beneficiary of her parents will. one brother is cut out completely and apparently the rest is split 70-30.
i dont know if my parents have a will but i imagine it is spit 50-50 but me and my brother would not likely fight. whereas jess' brothers are tools
None of our family has any money :(
one brother is cut out completely
Is that the one that got sent to Jail?
thats him. no stuff for him. not sure why the other brother has a smaller cut. cos hes a tool i reckon
Well now all you need to do is sick your demonspawn on her parents so that you can inherit.
yeah. my first spawn is currently filling their house with mess. putting chocolate on the walls in their hallway and cream cheese on their couch. muahaha phase 1
That'l be the last time you get rid of your wife and kids! Sucks to be you.
FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 11:31
You put me on a team with pancake AND greenstegs?!
Dude... That's awesome!
Embrace it!
FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 12:04
Yeah. But I'm afraid I will be overlooked! My post count is less than 5% of the three of us' total.. I will have to improve my spamming efforts.
Edit: and dare I ask.. did you not include cakes or is he a good guy?
*shivers*
Edit: also, this is apparently not the thread where I read about the game. Cross-spamming. It's gonna be a thing.
Edit: Apparently it was this thread. I fail at failing
Fail....
Cakes doesn't have a cool enough nickname to get in.
FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 12:54
I think the slavic cakes sounded quite awesome.
Cakes is a pretty cool Slavic word. Then again what do I know about Slavic.
FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 13:06
Sekacj. Could easily be a bat eastern european guy.
Edit: nanananananananana eastern bat man
What was the game you were talking about?
Eastern bat man :badteeth:
I don't know what game your talking about.
The game where FoE is on a team with you and PCM
FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 13:47
corax' shadowrun game..
I want to hear batman talk with a east european accent. It would make him even more badass.
Ah, I will have to go hunting to find said post.
Batman is pretty badass already.
They probably have it over there in a language like that, it would be funny.
Probably. ANyway I am off to bed, night all
FredOfErik
26-10-2011, 14:14
Maybe I should find a German version of batman. I bet it's hilarious.
i now want to see eastern batman.
it'd be like asian batman
Omg you guys wanna see something awesome? 70s Japanese spider-man!! He's got a gundam and everything! Lol
Let me see if I can dig up a link.
Ahh, here's one. Not the one I was watching but you'll get the idea lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MxGtH-2duM&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Isn't Asia in the east?
Asia is actually in the West for both us and you.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/terminology.png
:D
That's awesome... and very lame!
Bahahahahahahaha isn't it!?!?
Wait till I dig up some other ones... Oh that Japanese make so many of these ridiculous spin offs. My favorite is hakuna matata in Cantonese. Sounds so awesome hahaha
Asia is actually in the West for both us and you.
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/terminology.png
It's the time zones I think that mess up the whole equation.
We're American's If we want to call East North instead it would still be right !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YWf6mw0T7c&sns=em
Cantonese!! Bahahahaha
:rolf:
I wonder if they always sound that silly, It's not like I've ever talked to a real person in Cantonese.
Well Cantonese is a chinese language that has different tones with words to mean different things. For instance one word said in different ways can mean like 15 different things
That sounds like an awful language! How would you type it?
My Fiance is from Hong Kong and speaks cantonese at home.
Edit: and the reason for East / West is because of Europe post WWII, where everything was split into Eastern Europe and Western Europe.
Does she yell at you in Cantonese when she's really pissed at you?
Not really, I think she is planning on teaching any kids we have Cantonese so that they can talk about me infront of me ....
My Fiance is from Hong Kong and speaks cantonese at home.
Edit: and the reason for East / West is because of Europe post WWII, where everything was split into Eastern Europe and Western Europe.
Ah ha!! An answer has been found! Good job cakes!!
That's pretty mean of her, but not terribly surprising.
I actually already knew the reason for it, but I do find it amusing when people talk about East / West.
Yeah it is mean of her, I guess I really should learn Cantonese, but it is a ridiculously difficult language ...
Nah it's cool!
Me and my husband were joking around about if we have two kids we should raise one Korean and the other Japanese. But at the same time I had a feeling he was nit kidding lol
Whatever it might be cool lol
I actually already knew the reason for it, but I do find it amusing when people talk about East / West.
Yeah it is mean of her, I guess I really should learn Cantonese, but it is a ridiculously difficult language ...
Easiest way I learned conversational Cantonese was learning basic words from friends and watching Cantonese movies and listening to music. I dunno, IMHO it is a really hard language to learn but I think you should be fine just being able to understanding it as well.
Did you speak other asian languages before you tried to learn it? I think the easiest way would be for me to go and live in HK for a while (Something that I would love to do).
My Fiance does like to watch Cantonese TV so maybe I should watch it with her :p
Yeah I know fluent Japanese and conversational in korean. Little bit of canto and mando. Some Filipino. Hmmmmmmm... And I know a little french... Can understand some spanish (mostly if I read a label or something (lol)
That's way to many languages!
That's way too many languages!
Yep, my total language knowledge = English + High school French ...
That's actually my exact language experience as well. Maybe a touch of Spanish I've informally picked up.
mine was english + high school japanese. haha silly french
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 06:01
I don't wanna learn Frech because they don't wanna learn English.
I speak Danish, English and German the first is my natural language and the other to pretty fluently. I think my English has gotten worse since I got to Germany, but my German is improving a lot.
High school japanese? That sounds hard. I wouldn't know how to study a language that doesn't use our letters.
I speak Danish, English and German the first is my natural language and the other to pretty fluently.
Do you mean other two? :p (Just kidding, your English is actually very good)
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 06:27
I think my English has gotten worse since I got to Germany
Point proven ;)
English has always been pretty natural to me (as it is for a lot of danes) but here I use primarily German and when I then have to shift to English it is quite easy to mess up :)
japanese actually has 3 forms of written language. one uses the english letters to imitate sounds, one is syllables and the other one is picturewords.
the big thing with japanese is its a very structured language. getting even one word/syllable in the wrong place can completely change the meaning of the sentence. which can be bad.
its hard from an english native standpoint as english is a very fluent flowing language where structure is not important
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 06:36
That did not make it sound any less hard :p
the japanese or english?
japanese is not an easy language. you have to be exact, theres no near enough is good enough.
i thought i was the boss at it until we got a japanese exchange student. then it turns out i sucked. but we chatted for ages as she didn't know any english so then i did get epic
Finnish, English and Swedish for me. Not the most useful collection of languages when thinking it world-wide. The worst part is really that my native language Finnish doesn't resemble in the slightiest pretty much any other language than Estonian in the whole world so I can't have any educated guesses on meanings of other languages by comparing to mine. Always need to do that via English or Swedish (which I'm not that good in anyway).
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 07:10
I was talking about your japanese. I would love to know an Asian language though. I think it's pretty cool. And it's supposed to be useful if your into international trading and stuff which is what I've been studying so far. Thinking of starting on math or journalism once I return to Denmark though.
Edit: Denmark has of course got Norwegian and Swedish which is very similar. But German actually isn't that far from Danish. And I find it pretty easy to guess the meaning of short phrases of other european language such as Spanish or Italian. I've always been kind of fascinated how so many languages are very much a like even though they are completely different.
I don't think it's so strange at all with languages spoken in same or neighboring areas having similarities. Language is after all just a means to communicate better and it will adjust according to needs. People borrow words from other languages and start using them within their own language with possibly some modification to fit their mouth better, but the borrowing base is still there. In Europe most languages belong to couple of families with heavy similarities with words and grammar. Couple that with the borders changing relatively often and it's quite natural the languages will be affected by each other. Like you mentioned Danish being similar to Swedish, Norwegian and German, it's no wonder since they're all Germanic languages, as is English.
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 08:40
When reading that I got the same feeling as when I realized santa wasn't real :p
You crawled into a corner and cried for mommy?
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 09:14
I called for my boss. He's a nice and understanding man. He brought me an apple today.
Wait....santa Isn't real?
Seems it was rather good post, it pushed FoE into despair and as a bonus he destroyed Kegs's childhood.
I'm proud of myself.
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 11:47
Fercil, you are mean and you should be nicer.
And no, my boss is not by mummy! but he's still nice.
You complain that you are not allowed to tell your kids that all the time. So I know you know he isn't real.
Screw the wife, I'm telling them this year!
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 11:56
How old are your kids again?
8 and 6....half the kids in my son's (8) class don't believe in santa already.
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:03
Aw, don't tell them yet. at least not the young one!
I wouldn't tell my daughter, she is too young. I just feel bad for my boy.
How is that mean, he's going to find out eventually. Might as well score some points for being the honest one.
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:08
You won't score points by telling your kids that santa isn't real.
Really, I thought I would be their hero.
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:14
http://4.bp.********.com/_MOBgY8KVUaQ/ScVOS7kFayI/AAAAAAAAAaA/jaU2Kq3kGWs/s400/ht_shock_060727_ssv.jpghttp://4.bp.********.com/_MOBgY8KVUaQ/ScVOS7kFayI/AAAAAAAAAaA/jaU2Kq3kGWs/s400/ht_shock_060727_ssv.jpg
Edit: every ******* time I find a funny, relevant picture..
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:27
Poor...poor FoE...
poor as in "there, there FoE" or poor as in "you suck FoE"?
more of the you suck direction. It was a mocking tone I was using.
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:34
Ah. I though I heard a bit of sarcasm but I couldn't decide whether or not it was intentional.
Sarcasm should be automatically implied with all of my posts!
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 12:49
I've seen you post some serious stuff. I won't tell anybody, though, don't you worry.
It's true. I have been known to be serious at times.
I do much prefer the sarcasm though!
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 13:01
It is a lot more fun.
Its a bit hard to take you serious with that avatar, so its probably best you be sarcastic.
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 13:16
I love that picture.
+ having mr. dali as an avatar makes me look cultural. even though I practically don't know any of his work but a few paintings.
I don't think it makes you look cultured. But that may just be because I can't ever remember who it is or why they are famous.
That certainly makes you look like a brute Kegs. Dali is probably the best known surrealist painter ever. Some google pics (http://www.google.com/search?q=salvador+dali&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1164&bih=672&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=rlqpTvzWCNTc4QSIhIX6Dw&sqi=2&ved=0CEMQsAQ) to help you possibly recognize him.
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 13:24
Well, whatever. mustache + kitteh = win.
I'm sure you'll recognize some of it (http://www.google.com/search?q=salvador+dali&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=de&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1092&bih=362) though.
Edit: ninja'd by my most recent mortal enemy.
I guess I'm a brute then, I don't recognize any of that.
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 13:36
That is actually quite brute-ish.
Speaking of cultural. I'm going to visit the Van Gogh museum while in Amsterdam this weekend. Kind of looking forward to it, even though I don't know a lot about it.
Now that's someone I've heard of!
Sounds nice, should be interesting
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 13:51
I hope so. And I've got to experience some fine culture there to outweight all the not-so-fine-cultural stuff I'm probably also gonna experience.
I was there last summer aswell. Besides all the "amsterdam stuff", it's actually still worth going there. It's a really nice place.
I'm not sure that going to one museum will really balance out everything else, but its a start at least.
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 14:04
Oh we've actually planned to go to several other museums, parks etc. And a boat trip on the canals.
We are also going to something called "the heineken experience". Apparently a tour of the old brewery and a chance tot aste different kind of beers. That will be exciting as well.
Well...I assumed you'd be drinking a lot, but you do a lot of that at home.
Sounds cool though. I've always wanted to go somewhere that has canals, seems very cool to me
FredOfErik
27-10-2011, 14:16
I probably will.
It is really cool. Amsterdam has a lot of them. Copenhagen has a bit aswell.
Have you ever been in europe?
No, only other country I've visited is Mexico.
FoE!!!! steal me heineken coasters. i already have like 8 from when my friend did the heineken experience. she taunts me everyday with the awesomeness of beer that i didn't get to taste.
*Streaks through thread wearing a white sheet*
Shocking, Gorny....truly shocking.
Leopold Stotch
27-10-2011, 20:06
*throws Kestegs at Gorny*
No no no no no!!!!
AhhhhhHHHHH!!!!!
*thud*
*takes compromising photo*
I get half the money if you sell that"
Leopold Stotch
27-10-2011, 20:18
*spends one penny one compromising photo*
sorry, it's all i had. :(
Bah! Foiled again!
Last time you payed like 50c is the economy that bad?
I have Leo pic for all to see!
$100 each!
Leopold Stotch
27-10-2011, 20:29
I'm also broker than Wall Street.
yeah. im sure you do. :p
I would never pay for that!
i have pics of corax getting bagged out!
I have mental images, because I was there.
Leopold Stotch
27-10-2011, 21:08
thanks, Kegs! i mean, even if it was for fifty cents, it wouldn't be as big as a putdown as that! :p
don't go looking in Mara's folder that says "Private". you'll have nightmares!
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