View Full Version : Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang! The Witch Doctor OT
I must confess I do like a lot of 70s and 80s too :)
Not so big into that. I do like it, but it's rarely what I would choose to listen to.
I was a massive Billy Joel / Elton John fan in High school (yes I know I am a nerd).
River or dreams :nod:
Both very good, nothing to be ashamed of!
I actually like Glass Houses and 52nd street. Stiletto is one of my favourite songs
People who live on glass houses shouldn't throw stones...just sayin'
Well I don't live in a glass house so I will throne stones as much as I like
*stones kegsy*
*casts stone on Jcakes*
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsmZGKKwlDSrnSBR8oDgGyr7gqQ3Bvr 5OhXZ7ICLU6N8Kf82rm
Throws a rock at kegster
http://www.crystalinks.com/uluru.jpg
*throws actual rock at cakes*
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsHwEj52en1FOAt1L3pWKPW2ksmu1RR jKtBXQ94Xn4i4NnHTAE
*throws the worlds largest rock that is in fact Australian at kegster"
http://www.sharkbayair.com.au/jpegs/Mt-Augustus-4sm.jpg
*throws cakes into outer space*
*throws actual largest rock at cakes*
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0k-bpDAamSonXoI_xAuqerFW0qhCIKbXLGmoJBqXfeAfhPEYOPQ
Throws kestegs into giant thermo nuclear reactor
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/sun-update-1.jpg
I think that's actually the sun... Nab!
The sun is a thermonuclear reactor
Do you really think I didn't know that? :p
Yes, but we have "They Might Be Giants" to help us!
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My favourite song of theirs was Dr Worm
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Not a huge fan actually. I hadn't heard much of them until they started to show up on my Pandora.
Dr Worm is an awesome song though :)
My wife has a worm phobia. True story.
My girlfriend hates all insects and she calls most of them worms :)
Its just worms with her. Its really stupid, she gets seriously freaked out.
women by definition = stupid :)
Edit: Just to clarify I didn't mean anything by this comment, it was just meant to be a joke and in no way do I think that women are stupid.
Better not let Elly see that, Jcakes.
Cakes is dead :rip: cakes.
yeah I just realised that might piss of both Elly and Thy at the same time ....
given that I am dead anyway
Want to go for a drink?
http://1.bp.********.com/_8NP85xJ2nMc/SXm3DT4c1TI/AAAAAAAACYY/BwsxkWpP2fI/s1600/thank%2Bgod%2Byou
Want to go to the toilet?
http://2.bp.********.com/_8NP85xJ2nMc/SXm2oBQCR5I/AAAAAAAACYQ/i4DbLu8u5Q8/s1600/thank%2Bgod%2Byou
want to pick up at a bar?
http://2.bp.********.com/_8NP85xJ2nMc/SXm1nArWMAI/AAAAAAAACYI/JQbjizsEqXA/s1600/thank%2Bgod%2Byou
Lol! That's pretty funny, and unlike your last comment, actually not that bad!
I guess it is not as bad because it is true.
I am not going to try and save myself from the previous comment, it is unsaveable and I will end up digging myself a bigger hole. Still surprised I wasn't caught by Thy for my vampire comment :)
She doesn't keep up on the bar I don't think, so unless it gets reported you should live.
Its okay to be sexist as long as it's true ;)
Leopold Stotch
23-09-2011, 15:46
women by definition = stupid :)
*I* saw it. Not cool.
She doesn't keep up on the bar I don't think, so unless it gets reported you should live.
Its okay to be sexist as long as it's true ;)
so by that statement, men are nothing but emotionless jerks and ***-holes and only want women for sex because they are "programmed" that way? i'll remember that next time.
TBH I was just spouting ****. I don't believe women are stupid, just that they can be irrational at times (as can men).
Anyway I am off,
night.
I'm telling your HAC about what you said!
HAC? I think I know what you mean, but I thought the acronym was different.
No, that's right "hot Asian chick"
ah I was trying to work out what the c was.
I blame that name on Corax .....
You thought it was a Hot Asian Corax? you've got some issues...
no ... I blame the name hot asian chick on corax.
I thought we blamed things on Durf, not corax.
I don't think I can accept that. If anything you should be the new Durf.
I'm not saying you are, I'm just saying if the job came open you would be the man!
I am not sure whether to be honored or not ...
This thread is the most left field OT thread out there right now.
They tend to get that way when Cakes and I are around, but this is really nothing compared to when Cakes, Corax, and I were all around :crazyeyes:
That was some seriously crazy ****. Especially when we were spamming three threads at once. It got really confusing as to which thread was which, plus the 30 second timer got annoying ;)
Silly 30 second timer, who's idea was that anyway? :p
Anyone would have thought this site doesn't like spam :)
Weird....
Apparently its in the forum rules. The no spam likey thing that is.
Anyone would have thought this site doesn't like spam :)
anwy2MPT5RE
"BUT I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!!"
Very funny, I've never actually watched any of them but "Holy Grail"
Very funny, I've never actually watched any of them but "Holy Grail"
We might have to pull your guy card for that statement. :alright:
Hey now! That stuff is WAY before my time, so I'm lucky to have even seen that much.
Hey now! That stuff is WAY before my time, so I'm lucky to have even seen that much.
So is the blues brothers and you have that in your sig. :thumbup:
Good point....
But Monty python has about another 20+ years on Blues Brothers at least, I have to draw the line somewhere!
Good point....
But Monty python has about another 20+ years on Blues Brothers at least, I have to draw the line somewhere!
Blues Brothers was released in 1980.
Holy Grail which you did watch 1974
Life of Brian (1979) - Hilarious!
The meaning of life (1983) - you have to watch this just for the every sperm is sacred song.
I am seriously writing this up in my report you may be getting a guy audit in the near future. :yes:
Man, I hate it when people actually know that your BSing :p
I really did think it was older than that though.
I'll brace myself for the audit.
If it is your 1st writeup then you can hope for probation. At worst you might have to start peeing sitting down for a couple months and forced to wear a manpon.
Manpon? Dare I even ask?
Isn't there some kind of appeal process?
Isn't there some kind of appeal process?
It is better that you just take your medicine - Like a MAN. :whistling:
I'm a fighter, not a lover. I'll fight to the bitter end if need be.
Leopold Stotch
25-09-2011, 02:36
That was some seriously crazy ****. Especially when we were spamming three threads at once. It got really confusing as to which thread was which, plus the 30 second timer got annoying ;)
yeah, i got confused after a while too.
*vacates*
Leaving so soon?
So your saying we out spammed the queen of spam?
Leopold Stotch
25-09-2011, 02:46
no, i just need to go away for a little while... probably the night. :)
I see...
Do what you need to do then, take care :)
take care leo,
@muggs I will cosign the audit of kegs
Hey now, don't make me file a counter suit on you!
But I have watched all the monty pythons so I am not in danger of a guy audit.
I'll. Find something else, it won't be hard.
@muggs I will cosign the audit of kegs
Double recommended audit. Kestegs is going to be wearing a skirt and riding side saddle soon.
What's wrong with side saddle?
I always ride my ponies side saddle.
Side saddle always looks super uncomfortable
Does any of it ever look that comfortable? At least that way the crown jewels are pretty safe.
That is true, I always thought that horse riding would be uncomfortable. It is no wonder that mostly girls enjoy riding horses (and midgets)
My wife is both actually.
I don't think I've ever ridden a horse at all, come to think of it :scratchchin:
I have, when I was a lot younger. My wife to be is fairly short (160cm / 5'3"), I am 188 cm (6'2")
My wife is 5'0 and I am 6'2 so I win :p
You always have to win don't you kegsy?
I don't have to, it just comes naturally :smug:
Are you feeling ok Kegsy? I think you might be coming down with something as it appears that you are suffering delusions of grandeur :)
Yea, I am a bit delusional, sometimes I underestimate my own awesomeness.
sometimes he underestimates my awesomeness too
No one underestimates your awesomeness.
cos it's contained on my face. in a beard.
like that evil guy in ferngully who is contained in the obviously evil containing tree. cut it at your own peril
This is contained awesomeness
http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/121/dec46343744745ef881251dfdf41ec24/l.jpg
Not to be confused with me, which is uncontainable.
how good is putting your kids in things.
or the small guy at work in a wheelie bin then running around the storeroom
I think putting grown-ups in things is much cooler!
well the guy at work is 19/20 so he is technically a grown up.
we bet a guy at a house party once he wouldn't fit into the hallway linen cupboard. so he did. then we tied the door shut to the bathroom door so he could only open it about 2 inches.
we forgot he was in there for awhile
Poor guy...
Nah, more like stupid guy!
19/20 could be grown -up, but its no guarantee.
i was. i hated it.
i want to be a manchild!
Wait, so you were the guy in the closet???
You'll always be a manchild to me, don't worry!
nah. i was the guy who held it shut while they found rope.
i love mantrums. nothing pleases me more than people who mantrums in games
:nod: mantrums are the best!
I should throw a mantrum sometime, I've earned it.
best in a game. cos you know, its a game.
i'm currently stating up a nosferatu for the shadowrun i may be gm'ing. the campaign is only forming in my head atm but it'll be cool. this guy will be the big bad
Wait, so you were the guy in the closet???
nah.
So you have come out of the closet then?
yep. i dont need to see that nonsense
So you weren't letting someone else out of the closet? That seems a bit harsh ...
well i was the reason he was in there to begin with
You were the reason he was in the closet and then you wouldn't let him out ..... I am sure there is a euphemism there some where
Its so close, but I just can't make it work....this is sad.
same. try harder everyone
It kind of sounds like the guy is in man-love with Corax, but Corax won't let him ...
yeah but theres got to be a funny way to say it
Corax is like that, always holding out.
and she was your mum dude!
That explains a lot actually!
that i held out on cakes mum so long then shoved in a closest and she came out ***?
So your saying that cakes' mom is actually a dude? This also explains a lot!
she could of gone the other way over regret of not getting me
I know I would.....wait...hmmmm... :scratchhead:
You guys are like magical internet gnomes and just add pages upon pages to threads over night.
I didn't know I was a gnome, or magical for that matter. And I don't add any pages overnight, even I have to get my beauty rest.
He does it while he is supposed to be at work (as do I) :)
I take offense to everything said about my mum ....
He does it while he is supposed to be at work (as do I) :)
As am I but I have a bit more freetime between having to work and not work.
raveharu
27-09-2011, 14:46
EDIT: Ok, I posted in the wrong section. *Quietly sneaks away*
I really should head to bed soon it is getting late
I'm not supposed to be at work, I really am!
i can't post at work as i work in a fridge without computers. and i refuse to get a dirty touch screen phone. i hates them my precious. we hates them. nasty gnawing biting burning!
1. add pages of spam while nobody is looking
2. ????????????????
3. profit!
I've posted from the fridge before :D
*brb getting sammich*?
right? right?
my fridge is always full of stupid rotting fruit and vegies. cos the wife buys them all and then they don't get eaten. and i tell her not too but she'll eat them this time.
That is EXACTLY the conversation we have at our house!
And o meant a walk-in fridge, not like standing in front of one :p
ah. i stand in my fridge, and sing sea shanties. we are near the sea so i guess its ok
We're near the sea as well, but I don't sing shanties.
try it some time.
i'm an average singer at best but i sing lots at work. all sorts of songs. and i tend to make up my own words
and one of the guys at thursday shadowrun has started recording sessions. each session so far has me singing.
You failed the test...
I love making up my own words, ot really pisses the wife off :)
what test? i also failed my perception to notice the test.
i'm good at making up my own words. people often think it is the right words
I live in Colorado. It's not by the sea...at all
*shrug* my level of care is none existent
well if you'd pay attention you'd notice my work place is not near the sea BUT A RIVER!. its about 10km from the sea.
my house however is in the storm surge area....just.
I don't know where you live. American geography is important, Australian geography is irrelevant.
I would bet it is somewhere in south australia everyone seems to live in south australia. Unless you like your crocs then darwin!
He's the butcher of townsville, wherever that is.
cakes lives in sa. silly cakes. sa is like our redneck state
i live in townsville in qld. we have crocodiles and all the fun stuff darwin has, just not quite so much muggyness
Sounds fitting for cakes...
Wow wrong on both accounts I thought everyone lived in new south wales
Wales are too small, they had to move to land.
i was always a fan of van diemens land. pity they changed it to tasmania.
although that did originate tassie devil from looney tunes fame
I am going to head to Melbourne one of these days for the Motogp race @ philips island. One of these days
Silly taz. You guys are famous for a lot of dumb stuff.
yeah like box jelly fish oh wait you said dumb not deadly
Just don't put them in the tub with you! :shocked:
yeah. i live in the deadly part of the country.
pretty much all our fauna can kill you/make you wish you'd died.
we even have killer birds.....birds....come on
Those penguins were from Madagascar, not Australia.
where do you think madagascar came from?
i'm actually reffering to cassowarries. it even has wary in there name. yet people still get killed
Did you poop it out? Just like NZ?
i'm actually reffering to cassowarries. it even has wary in there name. yet people still get killed
I would be shooting 1st and eating later :thumbup:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i would wear their helmet thing as a hat.
I would mount they're claws on a spear, and then kill more of them with it.
i was thinking that. i would mount them into my gun.
Guy yesterday had a sweet single shot quick load shotgun by his front door. He wasn't home, so I had to pick it up and check it out. Hopefully he doesn't kill anyone with it.
Lol @ a QLDer calling SA the redneck state ... that is very ironic.
i'm a welshman actually. i just live in qld
Sorry, but you are where you live.
Fair enough,
http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2011/02/24/151111_local-news.html
All Aussie news is libel.
the only reason the anti semetic is so low is because nobody is sure what it is. like me.
i'm not racist. i have nothing against specific religions; i disagree with them all equally.
as for having problems with the indigenous, they are grounded in day to day fact of having to deal with them and thus not racism but factism.
i will admit i am racist though. i will not say against who but its true.
They don't differentiate between racist and factist, sadly.
My favourite comment from racist people is "I am not Racist, but I don't like (insert minority here)"
Aussies are just untrustworthy, at least all the ones I know :rolleyes:
You can trust me, not sure about that Corax fellow though, he always struck me as kind of dodgy (what do you expect he is a Qlder)
we are trustworthy. atleast we are honest about our racism.
i dont not like indigenous people. its just the feral ones. so im a feralist. said meatpacker who showed her grandaughter the dead lamb was indigenous and we got along great. i've got a few other mates who are halfcast or more but yeah. its the parkies and the dole bludgers who i hate. and i have to deal with them every day so im allowed
I hate dole bludgers, I think the dole should change to food vouchers so that dole bludgers can't buy alcohol or tobacco.
food vouchers aren't much better. you simply go to coles/woolies. buy all homebrand items. return them due to our 100% satisfaction garuantee and bam moneys.
Heh I never actually thought of that. The receipt would have that the items were bought with vouchers though, so you could make the return as vouchers (not money).
i don't believe they do. i could be mistaken as its been a few years, but returns are always cash.
its like stopping them from buying/stealing turpentine. let them. they stop being a drain on taxes so much faster
Most places don't let you do returns on vouchers (or if they do they provide you with vouchers).
But yes if people are stupid enough to drink turpentine let them
there was a dodgy shop in the mall here who bottled turps in blue powerade bottles. stealth.
you can at coles cos of our 100% satisfaction thing. they watch how much change you get though. so you cant use a food voucher for $2.00 worth of stuff then get $18.00 change. but hey you can just return the stuff anyway so who cares
this is a surprise...an OT thread without kestegs on one whole page...
Edit: nevermind, i see him fouling the place up in earlier posts...
Heh that is pretty awesome to know. I guess I now know what I will do with any vouchers I have :)
Edit @ Gorny He is playing Racquetball apparently
i believe the wife beats him. cos he sucks.
at racquetball or just in general?
in general. i get an urge to strike him and thats over the internet
Actually, I beat the wife; and yes, I am back!
................damn
*calls social services to link this page*
I will beat them as well.
I will also beat corax's wife.
feel free. beware she is a ranga so bleeds easy
and is terrible at racquetball
Meh, sounds kinda boring... I'll just beat you instead.
lol you married a ranga, I feel sorry for you
Its a sad story. Apparently the Russians were all out of blondes when he ordered her.
persians. they said she was ravenhaired. dirty persians.
actually i blame the sa'ians. as she is from there
SA'ians I assume that is Coraxian for South Australian?
yeah. i gots mah own language.
how far off is your wedding?
8 weeks, getting very close ...
.............run. or send me an invite
I can just imagine introducing you to my wife at the wedding.
her - "who's this?"
me - "this is corax"
her - "who's corax?"
me - "some random butcher I met on the internet"
her - "......??!!?!"
i would be so charming she wouldn't care.
also spitted dogs for after
come on. i'll be charming and sauve and dispel the rumours your mother is a scaley eyepatch bearing lazy eye using komodo dragon.
disclaimer: if the bride runs away with me i am not responsible. should've got her harder shows to run in
Don't invite him. The last wedding he went to he stole somebody from it. He also owns a tuxedo shirt, and I'm pretty sure he would wear it.
Leopold Stotch
28-09-2011, 18:15
8 weeks, getting very close ...
congrats! :) no one will ever find out when i become engaged! XD
congrats! :) no one will ever find out when i become engaged! XD
And why is that, you not planning on telling Mara or something?
Leopold Stotch
28-09-2011, 19:14
pretty sure Mara will be the one to propose so how can i keep it from him? lol!
idk, to be funny? :dontknow: dude, im sure if i spilled to ONE person on this board, EVERYONE will know about it because of that person. XD im not even engaged yet! i think we need to calm down and not jump the gun so fast. :)
besides, i'd MUCH rather tell you guys than have it waved around on fb. i think i already have a way to semi-weasle out of that one. we'll see how long before someone notices the relationship status. that's my goal. ^_^
I'm an excellent secret keeper! I won't tell no one! Honest!
Interesting you would rather tell people that pop onto a board than people who you semi know on FB?
Leopold Stotch
28-09-2011, 19:25
yes, exactly, Muggs. XD
Can't say I don't understand that. I don't really like FB. I was always more secretive person then the type that posts about every waking moment on FB.
I've put about 100 times more personal information on these boards than I've ever put on FB, so I understand.
Leopold Stotch
29-09-2011, 01:10
Muggs, hopefully with the PM i just sent things will be more clear. :) I understand both of you.
I spend significantly more time on here than I do on fb. In fact I probably only go an FB once a month or so.
That said I did update my status on FB once we were engaged (but only after about a month or so)
Leopold Stotch
29-09-2011, 01:53
yeah, i kinda wanna do something like that, Cakes. like, change my status and remove it from the newsfeed and see what happens from there. :D
and i like to think i spend more time on here and my email than fb but who knows for sure exactly? i will say this, people have noticed my activity has been lower than usual. ^_^
I only go on FB if I am really bored... aka when the forums are down or dead.
yeah, i kinda wanna do something like that, Cakes. like, change my status and remove it from the newsfeed and see what happens from there. :D
and i like to think i spend more time on here and my email than fb but who knows for sure exactly? i will say this, people have noticed my activity has been lower than usual. ^_^
It is kind of funny, reading your posts it seems like you are implying that you are actually engaged .... but you specifically stated that you aren't.
I am confused
Fake relationship change of status perhaps.
She's lying, she really is.
But how can I know that kegs is not lying about her lying
/dilema
Kegs knows all....trust him.
I'm an excellent secret keeper! I won't tell no one! Honest!
She's lying, she really is.
Kegs knows all....trust him.
Remind me not to trust you with any secrets. Even if she didn't tell you anything ....
:doh:
Sorry hun, I guess I can't keep a secret.
Hiding the truth within the truth very clever sir.
Some hardcore WIFOM going on in here. :p
I think kegs is just messing with us, it is funny that leo has gone very quiet on the subject.
Maybe we should start a thread in the community forum saying congrats leo on your engagement ;)
Some hardcore WIFOM going on in here. :p
Inconceivable!!
Haha! You should do that, that'll teach her to not post!
I probably shouldn't she is already annoyed with me about the post I made last Friday ... :(
Edit: "you killed my father, prepare to die" - awesome movie
Haha, yes great movie.
And yes, you are in the dog house, Leo's did house.
Well she appears to be offline, so I guess I won't find out what she meant by those comments.
She's hiding from you...or about to stab you in the back.
Turn around slowly, just in case.
/turns around slowly. Work colleagues looked at me funny ...
You could explain it to them ...
Nah better not. They are actually all in a meeting / lunch there is no one here
I figured. I know your a habitual liar.
I'm an excellent secret keeper! I won't tell no one! Honest!
She's lying, she really is.
And you are not a habitual liar. Neither of these comments can be true at the same time.
Actually....
I got nothing...
I was just the tooth fairy though, aka super tooth stealing ninja.
Heh you made me click on the spoiler button and there was nothing there ....
Sad Panda
That was a very mean trick
Trust me, you deserved it ;)
This conversation is getting a bit redundant :p
You must inspire redundancy! That's a cool word, redundancy, I think it shall be the word of the day.
But the day is already over :)
The redundancy is just getting started for me today though!
I think the use of redundant in that last post was redundant.
The redundancy is just getting started for me today though!
It's deja vu all over again. :thumbup:
Redundancy is not deja vu, deja vu is a glitch in the system.
The statement was redundant. Sort of like saying
"Smoking can kill you, and if you've been killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Brooke Shields
But yes it is a glitch in the system too.
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