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pancakeman
11-05-2012, 16:26
The only thing that Frenchmen like to do more than not work is rioting. Haven't you seen the news reports every time something happens in France?
Good point. I had assumed the laziness would be stronger, but I totally forgot about the rioting. Hm. I'll just yell some German and maybe say something about Jacques Anquetil sucking and they'll all get scared/pissed off and leave.
Yes but Frenchmen will not post on an English language forum purely because it is in English so we are safe.
I always wondered why there were no Frenchies in here!
Got like 12 years out of D2, I expect that unless they have made D4 by then.
pancakeman
12-05-2012, 05:29
D4 will be released around 2080. But announced in 2050.
I think I'll be dead by then. Maybe my great grand kids can play it.
BohemianStalker
12-05-2012, 09:09
In dark deep jungle I hear the wild drum
My heart beats faster knowing my time's come
The voodoo master waiting for nightfall
Draws signs of magic sacrifice woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_y3SAOZia8
In sixty hours my brothers and sisters!
Mad Mantis
12-05-2012, 13:09
Yes but Frenchmen will not post on an English language forum purely because it is in English so we are safe.
True. One of the more aggravating habits of the French is refusal to speak English. Even if they can easily understand it and speak it.
True. One of the more aggravating habits of the French is refusal to speak English. Even if they can easily understand it and speak it.
I actually had no problem in France, but then I prefaced everything I said with I am not from England I am from Australia. Apparently they like us :)
Haha! It's not the language, just the people :p
I'm sure they guessed you were from AU, you didn't have to tell them.
Haha! It's not the language, just the people :p
I'm sure they guessed you were from AU, you didn't have to tell them.
Easier that way, they are French after all.
Maybe you should have just made a sign and worn it around your neck.
Greetigs everyone, with the big day comnig soon, thought i'd say hi as it been a while.
MM - you ever get borderlands 2 ordered :D
Mad Mantis
15-05-2012, 17:33
Hey, Kyo. Haven't ordered it yet. Way too busy for the next few weeks. What little time I have will probably be spent in D3.
That's a good response ;)
I concur with kegs statement that mms response is good.
Took me quite a bit to decide who mms was. :p
yeah probably should have punctuated that.
MM's
pancakeman
16-05-2012, 18:04
I'm listening to some wicked djent right now. I like it. I like it good.
pancakeman
16-05-2012, 19:14
No, my neighbor is Jack. I am listening to djent.
Where are you hearing this then?
pancakeman
17-05-2012, 18:25
I'm hearing it on the majestic Interwebz.
Are you sure it's not all in your head?
pancakeman
18-05-2012, 02:20
It is, actually. It enters via my external auditory meatus, then travels through my inner ear, eventually becoming vibrations in fluid that are relayed by a large sensory nerve into my brizzle.
Sounds too complicated. You could have just said that you hear it.
pancakeman
19-05-2012, 03:28
We established that I hear it. The question was whether it was in my head. I simply stated that it was, and explained why.
I thought you said it was real.
pancakeman
19-05-2012, 03:43
*facepalm*
I'm not going over this again.
Maybe if you were actually clear about it to begin with....
pancakeman
20-05-2012, 02:43
Sometimes I think you do this on purpose. Other times I really hope you do.
Wouldn't you rather let it remain a mystery though?
pancakeman
20-05-2012, 03:34
Oh believe me, I want it to be a mystery. If I find out one way or the other I will just be disappointed. The only variant is how disappointed.
That's a sad story. I'll just not tell you then.
Beatboxer
28-05-2012, 08:51
I just got here...who are our druids?
We prolly have to wait for expansion..
They"ll prolly add necro and we will become teh drudes..
They are coming out with a pirate class in the first expansion, that will be the new druid.
Beatboxer
28-05-2012, 19:10
Pirate. Ha! That would be a fun off topic forum meethinks.
Pirates vs witch doctors. Funny.
I really hope they do have pirates in the expansion, then I will go around hitting people with a pirate sword :)
There is a pirate sword in the game isn't there? I thought I saw one.
We've had an extensive discussion about pirates on mumble, pretty fun :p
That was my point, there is a pirate sword :)
Beatboxer
29-05-2012, 05:14
I will now name all the famous pirates i know;
Blackbeard
Um..
Davey jones..
Im not good at this.
My freind told me he was descended from a famous pirate.
Wasn't there a bluebeard as well?
You forgot to captain jack sparrow!
Ting Tang ! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePXx7Bg85oc)
WALLA WALLA BING
Hi Mad Mantis!
:D
It's so Quite Here
Hi Bob, yes it is quite. I blame kegs.
I think it's more quant than quite.
I feel like we may be just missing the meaning altogether.
I am pretty sure he meant quite, this is bob we are talking about ... half of what he says doesn't make sense :) /JK.
Everything he has said up until this point has made perfect sense, I'm at a loss right now.
pancakeman
07-06-2012, 00:51
If I were a pirate I would be the infamous Barbarossa on account of my red beard. Yar.
I thought you shaved your beard?
He grew it back in 3 days like a real man!
Mad Mantis
07-06-2012, 08:16
Shaving is the worst part of reaching physical maturity.
Indeed, shaving is very annoying, but wife prefers me clean shaven .... the things we do for sex.
Shaving is the worst part of reaching physical maturity.
Agreed. You want to shave so bad when you are a teen and then once you can you realize you never want to do it again.
Indeed, shaving is very annoying, but wife prefers me clean shaven .... the things we do for sex.
You haven't been married long enough.
pancakeman
09-06-2012, 02:58
moldystegs isn't that far off with his 3-day estimate. Within a week it was back to suitable goatee levels, or what would count as suitable for a lesser man. I'm not going to grow it back out yet, I think I'll start after the Tour. I might grow a Tour beard, maybe if one of my favorite riders takes the jersey...
Tour beard! Sounds like a weak version if a diableard.
I shave once a week, that's enough for me.
I shave about three times a week, depending on work and wife.
Mad Mantis
09-06-2012, 11:16
I shave once a week. I should be shaving everyday in order to maintain a clean appearance and I could get away with shaving every other day. Since I'm unemployed at the moment I'm not going to bother with the stupid activity.
If I was unemployed I wouldn't bother shaving.
The problem is that I am the boss so there is nobody to tell me to shave.
I thought the door was the boss?
She only thinks that she is the boss.
pancakeman
11-06-2012, 05:34
Lately I have been shaving whenever it reaches "beginnings of a beard" stage, I'm not yet ready to have it assume control again.
Good idea, once it assumes control it is very tough to go back.
Ha Ha Ha Ha HI! MadMantis
:D
MM you just don't post enough,
but Man! What a great response if you poke him enough.
and Chant a little
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Secrets ranked #313 on the Rolling Stone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_Stone) magazine's list of The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_Stone%27s_500_Greatest_Songs_of_All_Time).
U don't Hav2 But U better (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Put_a_Spell_on_You)
Mind If I spill a little rum over here?
While I have a smoke?
:D
Yeah MM isn't big on the spam, but when he does it is pure gold :)
pancakeman
19-06-2012, 19:25
Bob you just confused the hell out of me.
You should stop trying to understand Cox, it never works out really.
pancakeman
08-07-2012, 04:41
My beard is returning with ferocity. I might let it grow back, then weedwhack it into a moustache.
As long as it's a porn 'stash
pancakeman
08-07-2012, 16:22
Of course it will be a pornstache!
Solar Ice
08-07-2012, 17:44
I was never into facial hair. I shave any beard stubbles that I get.
I grew a beard mostly to look older. Also because I hate shaving.
I don't like shaving either, but my beard can get itchy .....
Mad Mantis
09-07-2012, 08:12
Just stab yourself in the leg with a fork. You won't notice the itch on the face.
Just stab yourself in the leg with a fork. You won't notice the itch on the face.
I like this idea.
I'll even help you out with it if you want, being the nice guy that I am.
Solar Ice
09-07-2012, 16:39
A normal fork or a magical one?
A normal fork or a magical one?
a Spork FTW
Solar Ice
10-07-2012, 11:23
Spork, for the loss. :P
Sporks are awesome, I mean it is a spoon and a fork!
Solar Ice
10-07-2012, 11:32
For your convenience?
exactly, just like drill fork.
BWP4MGoC1SI
Solar Ice
10-07-2012, 11:40
It all makes sense now...
Exactly, spoon, fork it can spoon and fork ... mostly fork.
Solar Ice
10-07-2012, 11:43
Fork me! That was intense!!
If it can't really spoon afterwards I don't think I want it to fork me in the first place.
Solar Ice
10-07-2012, 14:12
Forking hell, kegs, you aren't making much sense now... :P
Forking hell, kegs, you aren't making much sense now... :P
Makes sense to me, I don't know what your problem is.
Solar Ice
10-07-2012, 15:20
It's all cutlery to me..
My grandkids are still confused when I sing this song.
And what song would that be?
I am guessing Oo ee oo ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Also bob has Grandkids ... 0_o
Oh yea, duh!
It's a scary thought isn't it?
Oh yea, duh!
It's a scary thought isn't it?
Very scary :)
what's really scary is that I could easily be a grandpa in 10 years.
Your son is 8 right? Theoretically you could be a grandfather in 4 years :)
He's 9 actually. So yes your still right, but I meant a legitimate, married to a woman grand kid : p
It is still a legitimate grandkid (in that it is still legitmately your grandchild), however I do see what you mean :)
Yes, of course.
It really is a sobering thought though, damn I feel old!
Don't worry kegs, we all know you are old :)
Mad Mantis
24-07-2012, 07:23
My petition to change the name of geological epochs to "kestegs" was rejected by that bunch of snooty earth scientists.
Is it just me, or is it the same bunch of guys who go around posting in all of the various OT threads around the board?
Well, this one has this Mantis guy.
And it doesn't look like anyone is running around serving random food.
We'll fix that. Have a papaya smoothie.
Food is only for the asylum, drinks are in the bar, here we mostly just perform rituals using the organs of newcomers.
My petition to change the name of geological epochs to "kestegs" was rejected by that bunch of snooty earth scientists.
That is beyond awesome and it is now sigged :)
My petition to change the name of geological epochs to "kestegs" was rejected by that bunch of snooty earth scientists.
Scientists know what a terrible idea that is.
Food is only for the asylum, drinks are in the bar, here we mostly just perform rituals using the organs of newcomers.
Careful, I kinda think he may actually enjoy that.
It might be a nice change of pace to have a willing volunteer.
Kinda takes the fun out of it I think.
It is still fun for me, but I enjoy the ritual.
Solar Ice
25-07-2012, 11:05
Is it just me, or is it the same bunch of guys who go around posting in all of the various OT threads around the board?That is preposterous! No way! That is definitely not true :no:
That is preposterous! No way! That is definitely not true :no:
Seriously, who would ever think such a thing?
Solar Ice
25-07-2012, 15:43
Seriously, who would ever think such a thing?Yes, I can not fathom how that idea ever emerged. :no: :scratchhead:
Nope not at all.
quick he is onto us, get the rug
Solar Ice
26-07-2012, 11:09
*gets out the Rug and shovel* Painman!! Come and take a look at one of Noodle's finest! What do you think?
I wonder why more new people don't come in here....
Solar Ice
26-07-2012, 21:05
I think that spade + rug + car trunk = stay away :badteeth:
Exactly! So be nice to the new people!
Solar Ice
26-07-2012, 21:41
*kicks shins* Oh, wait, wrong forum...
You can do that, but I think that pants stealing is more customary.
Is it just me, or is it the same bunch of guys who go around posting in all of the various OT threads around the board?
I pretty much stick to the DOE
I pretty much stick to the DOE
You used to come here a little bit.
Now he's old and set in his ways.
You used to come here a little bit.
Yes when I had more freetime but now that is spent gaming and mumbling which has taken nearly all of my OT fervor.
Fair enough, Oting is what you do it work :)
Yea, I only OT when I can't play D3. Which obviously is quite often :(
Exactly, my problem as well.
Having jobs and family is a real killer of game time.
Yep, TBH the wife is the real killer of VG time.
Same here. I tried to stop you, but you wouldn't listen!
Lies, you never tried to stop me.
So make up your mind, guys. You gonna sacrifice my organs to Gyub or whoever, or bury me in the state park?
It depends, are you a willing sacrafice or are you going to put up a fight?
I'm a vampire. I don't actually need my internal organs, or oxygen.
And dirtnaps an occasionally fun diversion. I've never ridden in the trunk of a car, though.
So you are saying we can both sacrafice your organs and "rug" you. Excellent.
Sure thing. Just that you all might wake up the next morning feeling a bit... drained.
Solar Ice
27-07-2012, 12:30
Don't worry, Noodle's rugs generally haveLoads of blood to keep you refreshed...
I see no reason not to go with both options then.
Solar Ice
27-07-2012, 21:24
No reason at all. You get the best of both worlds. :yes:
wait. who has never ridden in the trunk of a car? noobs
Actually I don't think I ever have.
I have, I've also driven a car with like 10 people in / on it.
bad cakes. my funniest on vehicle memory is on a farm we used to camp at. we'd sit on the back of the trailer to jump down n close gates while dad kept driving. someone would also sit on bullbar to open it. my mate came along. when dismounting the moving trailer he forgot to let go so got dragged. it was lol.
Those farm gates can be a real PITA.
Yea, letting go of a moving vehicle is pretty important xD
it was funny. cos he was just hanging on. then freaked out so held on tighter.
our system was pretty good so u didnt have to slow down.
that was a great camp place. we even made a jacuzzi/spa type setup down in the creek in an area of small rapids.
but every year we'd have to hack our way back in through the wait-a-while
Were you guys the Swiss family Robinson?
Were you guys the Swiss family Robinson?
I've got no idea what that is.
i used to have a swiss army \knife. now i carry a gerber
Nope, but I am lazy.
ya don't say?
i used to have a swiss army \knife. now i carry a gerber
I've kinda gotten past Gerber, like 28 years ago.
I've got a swiss army knife, don't carry it with me though. I do however carry a towel.
Leopold Stotch
02-08-2012, 02:11
*drive by useless spam*
*drive by useless spam*
You and your drive by spam .....
Leopold Stotch
02-08-2012, 02:42
Better than Kegs's. :wink:
Better than Kegs's. :wink:
That's the most illogical statement I've ever heard!
I think that statement was superfluous Leo, everything is better than stegs
I've kinda gotten past Gerber, like 28 years ago.
was that the name of your mothers midwife? cos her dropping u doesnt count as 'getting past'
I think that statement was superfluous Leo, everything is better than stegs
Your face is superfluous!
was that the name of your mothers midwife? cos her dropping u doesnt count as 'getting past'
Gerber is a brand of baby food :p
@stegs: You say you outgrew gerber 28 years ago, but that would mean you were eating babyfood until the age of ~ 1billion.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Veeeeeerrryyy funny.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Veeeeeerrryyy funny.
I do my best
baby chocolate custard is the most delicious thing ever
Solar Ice
04-08-2012, 17:58
baby chocolate custard is the most delicious thing everCan't say I have tried it recently...
Can't say I have tried it recently...
basically you get a baby, grind it up with chocolate and make custard
and by basically he means he forgot to mention removing the bones.
and by basically he means he forgot to mention removing the bones.
Well obviously you remove the bones, I thought that went without saying
Solar Ice
05-08-2012, 13:22
OMG. Nuff said...
I'd rather not eat any "baby chocolate custard" tyvm!
Are you sure? It is pretty tasty.
it really is. i have to buy some more tomorrow so i'll name the brand too
i tend to eat about half whilst feeding him
Mad Mantis
06-08-2012, 09:46
That fruit puree they give babies is really tasty.
That fruit puree they give babies is really tasty.
Yeah it is pretty awesome, makes a good glaze for tarts too :)
I never feed my kids that garbage. Kids need steak at that age.
we all had milk and cookies last night.
and this morning we are partaking of breakfast muffins.
i feed my kids real food, its less messy than baby food
we all had milk and cookies last night.
and this morning we are partaking of breakfast muffins.
i feed my kids real food, its less messy than baby food
Makes sense, also they are less likely to be fussy if you start them on real food earlier.
yes thats my reason.
actually its mostly laziness.
You are as bad as kestegs
Yay!
Baby food also costs ungodly amounts of money, so bad.
It is called price gouging. It is like wedding stuff.
True converstation
"I would like to order these flowers for a party"
"that will be $500"
"Excellent they will look good at my wedding"
"wait - did I say $500? I mean $5000 for the wedding flowers"
Haha! Not cool! It's just extra fees associated with the bride ;)
Haha! Not cool! It's just extra fees associated with the bride ;)
I don't know about you, but I didn't have to buy my wife. I guess the mail order bride business is thriving in the US.
I meant because the bride is such a pain in the ***.
i organised my own wedding. like that show on atm.
although i avoided stripper cake
pancakeman
13-08-2012, 03:44
My wedding will have more money spent on orange tuxedos and monkeys to hold rings than it it will on flowers or dresses or whatever.
Can I come to your wedding? It sounds awesome :)
pancakeman
13-08-2012, 04:37
You are only invited if you kidnap corax and bring him with you.
But then I need to organise a two-seater kangaroo and do you know how rare they are?
pancakeman
13-08-2012, 05:40
You can show up on separate kangaroos, just make sure he gets there.
get a lady roo. u ride on its back and i'll hop in the pouch
get a lady roo. u ride on its back and i'll hop in the pouch
We need a fairly big lady roo.
Is double teaming a lady kangaroo common place in Australia?
maybe if we both got a male 8 foot red then? those lads are BIG!
alternatively i could take my crocodile canoe
pancakeman
14-08-2012, 01:37
One of the above posts is definitely going to be my new sig.
Lol, I'm afraid to ask if you actually have a crocodile canoe.
Lol, I'm afraid to ask if you actually have a crocodile canoe.
I am pretty sure he does.
i do. it's made of beer cans.
well to be honest mostly beer cans. also some pepsi max n dew.
does it sit two? If not how many beers do I need to drink?
you're a pretty tall lad if i remember. lets say 500. drunk stegs could contribute maybe 5
i do. it's made of beer cans.
well to be honest mostly beer cans. also some pepsi max n dew.
So where does the crocodile come into play?
you're a pretty tall lad if i remember. lets say 500. drunk stegs could contribute maybe 5
Drunkstegs is retired, I will contribute nothing!
pancakeman
14-08-2012, 04:54
Maybe it looks like a crocodile's skin? I bet I could make one out of Dew cans in no time, I go through these things like gangbusters.
i'll see if i cant find me a pic
3065
not a fantastic shot. but its a crocodile can canoe
What am I looking at here? A canoe crafted from beverage cans, which are then wrapped in crocodile skin?
Makes sense, but why have *every* bev can crocodiled instead of just the ones exposed to the elements? Adds weight and stuff.
Or is it for the lux interior?
its not crocodile skinned its painted brownish.
So no crocodiles actually died in the making of that canoe?
Not in the making. In the launching maybe.
Well that's respectable at least I guess.
Corax is a respectable kind of guy.
I've always thought that too.
so have i. i think its the monocle
Mad Mantis
16-08-2012, 08:52
so have i. i think its the monocle
You really should stop putting it in your nose. It is quite disturbing.
not half as disturbing as the fact the chain goes in my ear
The fact that it can go from your nose to your ear explains a lot.
pancakeman
16-08-2012, 19:48
Don't ask what he does with his pipe.
What does he do with his pipe?
Don't ask what he does with his pipe.
What does he do with his pipe?
Thank you redundantcakes.
I was about to say something about Prince's Wands, but then I thought it might be too weird to mention even on the WD forum.
But then I went ahead and hit the Submit button.
Nothing is too weird for the WD forum. I mean kestegs posts here :)
Mantis posts here, he's the weird one!
Nah I like mantis, he /kegs burns.
That guy seems to have it in for me, doesn't he? :p
Yeah, maybe because he is a real mod :)
Seems kinda petty for a real mod, I would never do that.
He comes from a long line of mods and doesn't like this new breed of spammer / mod.
Old people are always resistant to change.
Nope. I never used to spam, now look at me.
There was once a time when I did not. Seriously!
Is this like how you are actually only 29?
But I am!
Then again I may just be 29 for the rest of my life :p
I guess saying 29 has a bit more of a ring to it than 29 billion and 1 years old. So in reality you can stay 29 billion for the next 500 million years or so at which point you may need to update your age to 30 (rounding and all that).
Also it is pretty impressive that you are almost twice the age of the universe (~14.6 billion years old)
Maybe I don't believe it's actually that old!
So there!
Maybe I don't believe it's actually that old!
So there!
Google says it is so it must be true ;)
Technically, we are all approximately 4.5 to 14.6 billion years old. If you want to go by the age of the individual atoms in our bodies, that is.
The hydrogen may be quite ancient. The iodine would be much more recent.
Google says it is so it must be true ;)
As much as I hate to disagree with google...
I just don't buy it. The Bible doesn't prove or disprove that number, but I feel it suggests the earth is much younger.
As much as I hate to disagree with google...
I just don't buy it. The Bible doesn't prove or disprove that number, but I feel it suggests the earth is much younger.
Fair enough, but also remember that the bible was written more than 2000 years ago and their understanding of life, the universe and everything is slightly inferior to ours.
Also I just checked and in fact the current estimate of the age of the universe, (based on measuring of background radiation) is 13.75 billion years (with an uncertantity of +/- 0.11 billion years).
Edit: Also the earth is 4.54 ± 0.05 billion years
Oh I know that there is uncertainty about in the Bible, that's why I said I don't know.
I have a healthy distrust of science though .
Oh I know that there is uncertainty about in the Bible, that's why I said I don't know.
I have a healthy distrust of science though .
I always find that an interesting statement, what about science do you distrust? Do you distrust the scientific method or peoples motivations?
If I may say anything, and if I should distrust anything regarding science, it would be (sometimes) peoples motives.
Not that I distrust science in general, but I do think that peoples motivation/agenda can affect research.
But then again, I guess these sort of things gets tested and examined by boards and what not, whenever you make a "discovery".
Also, 1 more post for me.
You are right that when you have scientists working for companies they want to hide as much as possible so the corporation can profit. In the case of reasearch scientists working on theoritical (development of theories etc.) everything is open, peer assessed etc.
Yea, that's kinda what I thought. I really don't know anything about science. Never really interested me.
I'm not a nerd like you.
You're a bigger nerd than me :)
I really don't think that I am:)
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