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Bortaz
26-02-2008, 07:41
I just heard that Tim Allen, aka Tim "the Toolman" Taylor, had died tonight after being hit by a drunk driver in Chicago, where he'd just performed at the Improv, but can't find it on Durfnet anywhere. Anyone else heard this?
AeroJonesy
26-02-2008, 07:43
I don't see anything on the net about it anywhere. Where'd you hear this?
{KOW}Spazed
26-02-2008, 07:45
I can't find anything either.
Bortaz
26-02-2008, 07:45
Wife said she heard a blurb on the local news.
AeroJonesy
26-02-2008, 07:48
There's no way it made local news in TX without making news on CNN or Fox or Google news.
Bortaz
26-02-2008, 07:53
Yeah. Which is why I, like...made a thread asking for confirmation or denial. Toolman rocks, damn it.
Calcipher
26-02-2008, 07:59
Dammit, Bort. Got me worried for nothing. I just decided to type his name on google and I found this (http://www.nndb.com/people/279/000025204/).
Bortaz
26-02-2008, 08:03
That doesn't prove it was for nothing!
{KOW}Spazed
26-02-2008, 08:13
Suing an old guy he hit while drunk makes me like him less.

/grew up on Home Improvement
maiku
26-02-2008, 08:26
Dammit, Bort. Got me worried for nothing. I just decided to type his name on google and I found this (http://www.nndb.com/people/279/000025204/).

Man, that kinda rap sheet makes me give the Toolman two thumbs down.
DurfBarian
26-02-2008, 08:27
Makes me want to punch him in his face. Maybe that's because I never saw his program though.
Sergeant
26-02-2008, 16:29
A pound and a half of cocaine? Holy crap. Amazing that he isn't still sitting in prison for that one. If he hadn't ratted out his co-scumbags he'd be there right now.
AeroJonesy
26-02-2008, 16:35
Wow. When I read that article, I read "an ounce and a half." A pound and a half is a hell of a lot of cocaine.
Bortaz
26-02-2008, 16:38
Who's the dick that rated this thread 1 star? I bet it was that little wienie Gertlex.
Amra
26-02-2008, 16:56
That's my boy!! :grin:
Bortaz
26-02-2008, 17:07
Don't you have rockets to build? Or women to seduce on the internet?
toader
26-02-2008, 17:09
I seduced Tjej last night.
crawlingdeadman
26-02-2008, 17:13
Big Trouble is a great movie.
Bortaz
26-02-2008, 17:14
I seduced Tjej last night.

Once you get him PW, make him shave that **** off his chin (and make him shower).
Dacar92
26-02-2008, 19:26
Why do they start that article with "arrested for cocaine"? Why not start it with "talented comedian and actor" or something like that. Boy, sensationalism plays a huge role in media doesn't it?
Amra
26-02-2008, 19:47
Don't you have rockets to build? Or women to seduce on the internet?
I think this would be a good time to zig-zag. :flip:
Killing Frenzy
26-02-2008, 19:53
Or women to seduce on the internet?

So wait... are you trying to tell me this is not a viable way to try and find a girlfriend?
toader
26-02-2008, 20:02
So wait... are you trying to tell me this is not a viable way to try and find a girlfriend?
It worked for Tjej and Dii.
Thelioness
26-02-2008, 20:02
So wait... are you trying to tell me this is not a viable way to try and find a girlfriend?
It worked for some.
Killing Frenzy
26-02-2008, 20:03
It worked for Tjej and Dii.

Wow, when did they hook up? And why has he not posted a video of that event?


It worked for some.

Good point. :tongue:
disgruntled
26-02-2008, 20:12
Get Tjej to CUT HIS HAIR and take a video of doing it.

And that stuff on Tim Allen is old. I knew he was a drunk and a coke head from a long time ago...he's straightened up since then, though.
buttershug
26-02-2008, 20:13
It worked for Tjej and Dii.


True but is either of them aware of it?
toader
26-02-2008, 20:18
True but is either of them aware of it?
Tjej is, but Dii is still confused about what happened, and why did it happen, and what Tjej meant by that?
AeroJonesy
26-02-2008, 21:40
Tjej is, but Dii is still confused about what happened, and why did it happen, and what Tjej meant by that?

Is this designed to bother me? Because it's a prime example of a pet peeve I mentioned in another thread. You're ever so crafty, Toader.
Johnny
26-02-2008, 21:48
Wow. When I read that article, I read "an ounce and a half." A pound and a half is a hell of a lot of cocaine.

Reminds me of a newspapper story. A guy buys a kilo of coce in India then put it in a package and mailed it to himself in Sweden. Ofcourse the package was caught in customs and he went to prison for it. Such a douche.
superdave
26-02-2008, 22:27
It worked for some.


it worked for smeg...for a few years anyways.
Thelioness
26-02-2008, 22:43
There are at least two people who were listed in the old OTcar's thread who met their significant other online.
Dondrei
27-02-2008, 13:16
He was on the Dame Edna show tonight. Although that's apparently almost a year old.

Yah, I remember hearing about the drugs and drunk driving thing years ago. Didn't care then, don't care now.